Ace Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Hi! *waves* I'm the newbie. <--(this is me, apparently)Just a little obs from this afternoon to more or less start off, I guess. It's a bit of an unusual one for me, because although I'm heterosexual, I'm usually not nearly as interested in male sneezing as I am in female. Weird, but whatever, I very much enjoyed this guy's little fit!I was sitting on the quad at my university, watching the medieval combat club (yes, there is such a thing) hit each other with sticks and stuff. And I wasn't the only one. About five yards away, sitting on one of the stone benches that are scattered around the quad, was the sneezer. I think hs girlfriend must have been part of the MCC because after they were done with their... practice? What do you even call it? ...anyway, after they were done, he walked off with one of the girls. He was tallish, about six feet, with dark hair. Not well-muscled but not flabby, either. Fairly good-looking features, his eyes were either blue or grey (I couldn't tell from the distance).Anyway, I took notice of him almost as soon as I sat down because I noticed that his nose was a little red. At this time of year, I naturally assumed allergies- my favorite kind of sneeze! I glanced over at him a few times, but for awhile it seemed I'd get nothing besides a bit of nose-rubbing. He sniffled a few times, rubbed at his nose with his wrist, looked generally annoyed by an itch that just wouldn't go anywhere, but that was all.Then, however, the wind picked up and the cloud cover we'd been under started to clear off. The sun came out from behind the clouds. And that, it seemed, was more than enough to set him off. His sneezes were desperate and tickly, sounding a little bit wet and congested (probably if my suspicions about his being allergic were correct). There was no buildup, which was disappointing, as that's pretty much my favorite part of any good sneeze, but in this case I didn't mind. The first two came close together and were uncovered, sprayed down towards his chest, apparently having taken him a bit by surprise, but the rest he caught in his two hands.hHbpT!CHuuuuhh... HPTchUUuuh... a long, drawn-out pause of maybe ten seconds seconds as he waited, eyes glazed over, mouth hanging open, no hitching, just waiting patiently with his hands cupped in front of his face as though he was very used to this, and then... hHKIH!chUuhhhh... HIH!CHUH - CHUH! He let out a sigh of relief, as if that last, forceful, one-syllable explosion had cleared his head a bit. That seemed to be it for that fit. I was treated to a few more itchy, allergic, desperate-sounding singles over the course of the next hour, but nothing as memorable as that first set of five. All-in-all, while it wasn't the sort of thing sneeze-fics are made of, it definitely made supporting the MCC worth it! Hope you enjoyed reading as much as I enjoyed staring like a creeper observing! Link to comment
Tracy Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Hahahaha, creepers unite! Loved this. Link to comment
Anonymouse Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Hot damn those were hot. I love photic sneezes. Getting to witness a really good build-up is one of my favorite things about sneezing, but that sounded so incredible that I forgive him for not having much of a build-up. Link to comment
Ace Posted September 5, 2011 Author Share Posted September 5, 2011 ...but that sounded so incredible that I forgive him for not having much of a build-up. Same here! Link to comment
March Hare Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Hoo, you write GOOD observation! I love those sounds. Really sexy. Yes, I enjoyed this one quite a lot Thank you so much and it's good to have you here! Link to comment
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