Best day of my entire existence.

[Guest lovelovex3]

Hello, all. This is my first post EVER. I've been a member for quite some time, but I finally figured out how to make a post. I've just been admiring from afar, I guess This is seriously the most fantastic observation EVER, and I hope you all enjoy. (PS: I use a lot of winky faces and such, sorry! Sneezing does that to me )

Okay, so my brilliant day started off at my lockers before 1st period. Apparently, no one thinks of putting on cologne BEFORE leaving the house, so my section of lockers tends to smell like a men's locker room in the morning. It's not a bother to me, I'm not much of a sneezer. However, my friend J is. J's shorter than me, has blond hair and is drop dead gorgeous. I'm not bisexual, I straight up like da boyz, but seriously she's perfect. As is her nose The familiar smell of cologne filled the hallway as I walked to my locker, and J turned away from me and sneezed three times in the crook of her arm. "Ah-shi! Ah-shi! Ah.. Ah.. Sh- SHI!" I'm not a blesser, so I acted like it didn't happen. But I knew it did, of course. "Who sprayed col.. ASHI! ASHI! ASHI! ASHI! cologne? Ashi!" I walked off to class without saying a thing, but feeling quite a few ;D

So I have English next, and one of my best friends M is in there. I've never heard her sneeze in my life. We were doing silent reading, and I head, "Ahhh CHIIIII!" I'm not one for high pitched endings, but this one.. Gah. Needless to say, Frankenstein was not gettin' most of my attention. I watched her head go up and look at the light once more, and "Ahhh CHIII!" Came out again, identical to the last one. People were seemingly annoyed. Our teacher decided that this was a good time to start reading out loud. Why? Anyone's guess. But I was okay with it, let me tell ya. Of course, just my luck;), she chose M. "As he walked.. wa.. I have to sn.. sne.. AHHH CHI! Ahhh CHIIIIIII! ACHI! Sorry, I normally don't sneeze like thi.. thii.. AHHH CHII!" "Madi, stop!" Some rude kid said. *No, keep it comin'* She did. "Ahhh CHI! Ahh CHI!" I don't know what made M start sneezing like this, but I'll take it any day.

Next I have math. My adorable guy friend P is in that class, and of course, he was sick. I'm welcomed into the class with, "Hesho! Hesho! Hesho! HESHO! HESHO! HESHO! HE.. he.. heh.. SHOO! Heshoo!" I'm literally about to die at this point. HIS GLASSES FELL OFF IN HIS SNEEZING. IT WAS SO HOT I'M TELLING YOU. He continued to sneeze, "hesho! hesho! heshooooo!" He picked up his glasses, embarassed, and headed to his seat. Luckily, it's by me Though the fit ended, random ones came throughout class. I waited for his pre-sneeze gem of a face, and I just attempted not to attack him. I could sense his frustration. "Sorr.. hesho! Sorry, this is really awk.. SHOO, awkward." Nah, it was cool. Anyway, he tried to stifle. I'm telling you, he's relentless. He wanted to stop. I watched him hitch his breath for 5 minutes, watching the tickle torture his red, sexy nose. "Heh" he'd say every so often, beginning to sound desperate. Almost like a noise of pleasure, but not. I'd watch his nose move back and forth as he tried to get ride of the struggle, but it kept coming back. "Heh.. heh.. ha.. he.." He held it in for a while. But he couldn't any longer. Good "HESHO! HESHO! HESHO! HESHO! HE.. HEH HESHO! HESHO! HESHO! HESHO! HESHOOO!" The whole class was staring at him, I felt to bad. I would have gladly witnessed more, though. I'm awful.

Next, I have a computer class with my friend A. I sit next to him, and he's cute but not gorgeous. I've always wanted to hear him sneeze, though. For some reason, I always have. Today, I did. He bent over to the left to pick something up, when he abruptly came back up and sneezed a double into his shirt. "Echo! Echo!" They were powerful. They were so damn sexy I really could no longer contain myself. I thought I was literally about to explode. I would have done plenty of things with him, but I'll let you improvise here I hoped he was done, because I couldn't take another. He wasn't. He looked up at the light, then around a bit, and then, "Esho! Esho! Echooo! Eh.. Heh CHOO! God damnit, sorry! Allergies are killin' me today." HE WAS SO CUTE GUYS I SWEAR IT. He had another single that caught me by surprise, but that was it from A. /: Hopefully I'll see more.

At lunch, I sit with a bunch of people, but C is definitely the best looking. His nose is gorgeous, believe me. He sneezed a "Hrusho!" At the beginning of the period, and then they were spaced out by about 30 seconds for the rest of lunch. He would sneeze, get frustrated, calm down, get a tickle, look up, and inevitabally his head would go back down, eyes would close and he'd sneeze again. I could see how frustrated he was, and everyone was laughing. Even him. He was perplexed at why he was sneezing, though. I could tell. A rush of excitement hit every time his eyes closed and another sneeze pursued. It was amazing

In lifeskills, a kid named T sits a few seats ahead of me. He's cute, and I might be able to say I have a bit of a crush on him. He's a year older, but oh well. Anyway, today my teacher's food class (the period before) made some sort of food that involved flour, and it was floating about the room. This would be fine, if T didn't have a horrible allergy to flour. Hey, fine for me ;D He walks in, and immediately his head droops into his hands and he sneezes a powerful "HeshooO! Heshoo! Heshoo!" He kept sniffing, so I knew more would come. They did. "Hesho! HEshoo! Heshooooo! Mrs. ____, what is in.. HESHO! your roo.. rrr.. HESHOOOOO! room? I cad't stop sneezin HESHOO!" After about 20 more sneezes, he was finally allowed to go into the hallway and try to settle his nose, but I could still see him walking around out there (door was open) walking back and forth sneezing into cupped hands. Here's the sexiest part: He eventually just put his head back and just let them come, not trying to hitch, stifle or prevent them. "Hesho! Hesho! HEsho! Hesho! Hesho! Hesho! Hesho! Hesho! Hesho! Hesho! Hesho! Hesho! Hesho! Hesho!" Every time his head went up, and quickly fell back down into his hands. These were rapid fire, sexy as hell. "HEsho! HESHO! HESHO! HESHO! HESHO! HESHO!" Then, his head tilted further back, and "HESHOOOOOOO!" Ensued. He was done. Excuse me, did I say bit of a crush? Lemme rephrase: I think I'm in love.

Finally, 7th period rolled around. This is probably my best observation of the day. We went outside for a lab. However, B (my lab partner for the day, cute as hell) has allergies to basically every factor of the outdoors. Once again, not a problem As soon as we walked outside, he erupted. "Asho! Asho! Asho! Asho! Asho! Asho! Asho! Asho!" Finally, after about 30, they calmed down to about 1 per 15 seconds, driving him CRAZY. Our teacher told us to go inside, so we went to the door. Locked. B sat down on the step and just sneezed. "Asho! Asho! Asho! Asho! Asho! Asho! Asho! Asho!" Eyes shut, head down, sneeze over & over again. Finally, someone opened the door and let us in. However, the air conditioning in the foyer tickled his already extremely sensitive nose. "ASHO! ASHO! ASHO! ASHO! ASHO! ASHO! ASHO! ASHO! ASHO! ASHO! ASHO! ASHO!" Poor, sexy baby. We started to head down the stairs to our classroom, but he had to keep stopping to sneeze. He'd hold on to the railing, lean to one side or the other and go into a fit. "Asho! Asho! ah.. ahh. heh.. ehSHOO! Ashoo! A..shoo!" We finally made it to the classroom, and he sat down in his chair, and kept sneezing rapid fire repeating into his elbow. "Ashoashoashoashoashoashoashoashoashoahoashoashoashoasho!" No breaks AT ALL. Finally, they started to slow down. "Ashoo!" *10 seconds* "Ashooooo! Ashoo!" *30 seconds* until it finally stopped. Needless to say, it was perfect.

Well, that's all my events for the day. I'm still going crazy just thinking about it. Sorry for the length! Hopefully you enjoyed it all

[pasdarjonasfan]

Well now that was a FANTASTIC first post/first obs/first everythin' for you;I'm VERY much impressed and I hope to see more from you soon!

P.S.-Welcome to the community by the way,I'm sure you'll love it here*smiles*

[count tiszula]

Terrific! What fun school can be; so many people with nothing to do but sneeze...

And welcome to the forum.

[RoseFever]

Wow.... Thats :) ....

You lucky, lucky girl!!!

[Ace]

:) :drool: :drool:

...sorry, had to get that out of my system...

I think it's very lucky it was you and not me having this day. If it had been me, I would have lost all semblance of my (admittedly legendary) self-control by the end of third period!! You lucky girl... :jealous:

[obsessed]

I AM SO JEALOUS.

But thanks for sharing with the forum - welcome!!

[TheCakeIsAlive]

Welcome to the forum.

Gosh... that really is quite a spectacular day. Thank you for sharing.

[curliecatlover]

I'm gonna come to your school!! That was hot!

Welcome! I believe that's the perfect first post.

[March Hare]

Holy SHIT?!?! That was all in one day?!?!

Maaaan. Such a HIGH. I've even got a little high from just reading it, can't imagine what it must have been like actually being THERE, surrounded by all those horribly allergic tickly-sneezy oh I think I'm going to faint

Thanks so much for sharing!

[BelieveInRollins]

oh my god i probably would be pissing myself if i heard all of that in one day lucky lucky you

[Guest lovelovex3]

thank you guys so much )

yes, all in one freakin' day. amazing, i know. though i came close to fainting, i held it together

[queenie]

Um. Wow. Amazing fits from SO MANY in ONE DAY. I don't know if I'd make it.

[March Hare]

I think this is my new favourite observation...

[smooshi]

Something like this NEVER happened to me.

You are lucky, dear.

[KatNY]

[Emily]

if I were you I would have ended up stalking these guys to watch them sneeze. = 3 =

why do I lack a harem of sneezy boys? oh right. cause I spend all day staring at my computer screen.

[RoyalFlush]

I don't know... i might have low blood sugar... but... I just got light head reading your story. I might faint... holy cow.... HOLY COW....

I've had a day where I thought I'd explode form the thrill of a good fufilled fetish, but... I've never had a day like THAT....

Lucky... so Lucky...

goosebumps.

[Orionbob]

Holy... oh my... Gah. I just can't. Words. There are no words. This is absolutely fantastic, thank you so much for sharing!

Seriously, it's just... ugh. *fans self*

Just reading about it's making me think about getting ice cubes to help me cool off. I don't know how you handled it!