Buford Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Oh, this girl M, I've talked about her before in an earlier post. But finally I got to see more of her.We were at her house, about to go to a party at a friend's. She was starving though, and decided to make pizza before we go. She didn't let me help her (as the last time I almost burned her house, I'm not a very good cook) so I just sat there in the kitchen and waited for food like a dog. But hey, a hot girl cooking while I just slack off doesn't sound so bad, does it? I must say that she was particularly pretty that night, she wore a yellow ribbon (nice coincidence) and a red polka dot dress.She opened the refrigerator, and as soon as she did, a pre sneeze expression invaded her face, and let out a series of uncovered half-stiffled sneezes all over the the food! "Kshhh! Ackshh! Tshieww! Ackshoo!"That was a nice improvement since my last obs (the sick chihuahua sounding sneeze)So I tell her: "M, what the hell!? You sneezed all over the food! The health inspector is gonna close our restaurant!""Shut it, or no pizza for you!" (followed by a small and covered "choo")"Yes ma'am..."(It's worth noting that I still ate the pizza, and it was not bad at all)Then we went to the store to buy the old booze, when she sneezed a very rare set of non stiffled "Atchoo! eh-choo! cheiw!" while picking a bottle of wine."I see you listened to my advice, young grasshopper" I said."I'm a master in the way of the sneeze now" she replied.She was quite sneezy last night, although I don't know why was the cause, she was most likely catching a cold.That'd be all for now. Link to comment
Anonymouse Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Mmm, they sound cute. I'm sure the heat killed any germs. Link to comment
Cashewnut Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 She opened the refrigerator, and as soon as she did, a pre sneeze expression invaded her face, and let out a series of uncovered half-stiffled sneezes all over the the food! "Kshhh! Ackshh! Tshieww! Ackshoo!" That was a nice improvement since my last obs (the sick chihuahua sounding sneeze) So I tell her: "M, what the hell!? You sneezed all over the food! The health inspector is gonna close our restaurant!" "Shut it, or no pizza for you!" (followed by a small and covered "choo") "Yes ma'am..." (It's worth noting that I still ate the pizza, and it was not bad at all) One pizza with extra mozzarella! Brave guy... Link to comment
zneeze Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Hot obs, Buford! Thanks for sharing! Link to comment
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