Amazing fetishy eye-candy.........from the wrong people!

[Zebra]

Has anyone else noticed that the *wrong* people seem to give us the best material or is it just me? My mother sneezes really often in fits of like 5, my brother has very bad allergies and stifles his sneezes (which I would normally enjoy), and my dad has insane hayfever fits! Plus one of my best friends sneezes in rapid-fire fits of about 7-10 at least 3 times a day and I just can't enjoy them because we're like sisters! I swear this is bad karma. I wish I could extract these moments and put them into people I actually want to see sneeze. Anyone else feel the same?

[EmeraldThread]

Yes! I was just thinking this the other day. My brother sneezes all the time, and if he weren't my brother, I probably would enjoy them a lot more. He goes off with so many at a time that I can't count them because a lot of them are spaced apart by several seconds, or even minutes. And my mum will sneeze a few times in a row at least a couple times a day. She kind of like half stifles them so they're quiet, but obviously sneezes. But since they're my family members, it's just awkward and uncomfortable to the point where I get annoyed about it.

I don't think I'd care much for my mum's sneezes regardless of who was sneezing (partly because of that type and because I'm into male sneezes), but if I could set my brother's sneezing (or at least the pattern of it, if not the actual sneezes) to some attractive guy? Yes. I would do that.

[ilikesneezes2000]

Same problem here. My sister sneezes a LOT and it's always in triples and I feel like if they weren't hers I'd enjoy them which is just like... yuckkk lol

[Bluebird]

You know what always seems to happen to me? This is going to sound really strange, but nearly every time I think about sneezing, have a sneeze-related item on the brain (something I have to write or look up or such), or are on the forums, someone I'm around sneezes! Talk about bad karma.

Otherwise, I totally get what you guys are saying. Some of my cousins have great sneezes and I'd probably really enjoy it if they weren't my cousins. The same goes for my really close friend and a few of my theatre friends. Also my drum majors, but those aren't as weird.

[megacycle]

I think that is true for most people with this particular fetish.

I know how you feel. My mother sneezes at least once a day, I always tell her god bless you or bless you seconds before she even sneezes.

Her facial expression always gives it away. ; I obviously can't enjoy it at all.

[Lime]

Yes, totally... It just sucks. My sisters are both very pretty and have good sneezes, so I'd probably love that if they weren't my sisters...

But I try to think about how the rest of the fetish community enjoy their sneezes and it makes me feel a little better.

[Zebra]

Glad to know I'm not the only one

You know what always seems to happen to me? This is going to sound really strange, but nearly every time I think about sneezing, have a sneeze-related item on the brain (something I have to write or look up or such), or are on the forums, someone I'm around sneezes! Talk about bad karma.

This happens to me too!!!! Sometimes if I'm getting into a nice video or something someone will sneeze and completely interrupt/ruin it! I remember one time I was talking to someone about my fetish online and my friend started sneezing (she knows) and it made everything really, really awkward.

I always tell her god bless you or bless you seconds before she even sneezes.

Wow I can't even bring myself to do that. I usually just get annoyed even though it isn't their fault.

Aahh well, I guess it's just one of the downfalls of this fetish I suppose

[TheCakeIsAlive]

Recently saw something that would be nearly fiction-ish. Person picks up something dusty, remarks on it, slowly starts building up to a sneeze, waves hand in front of mouth to help it out, builds up further and is on-topic desperately.

... It would have been so great if it hadn't been my mother.

[NoV]

I always seem to get great obs of men sneezing which does absolutely nothing for me! And why is it that I always find that loud female sneezers (my personal preference...) always sneeze in singles - rarely in prolonged fits

[Chanel_no5]

...shall we switch family members during allergy/cold season?

[nolongeractive]

Yes... My mom wouldn't stop sneezing in the restaurant we went to yesterday, ugughgh. If it would have been someone else sneezing that much, it would have been much more okay!

[smooshi]

...shall we switch family members during allergy/cold season?

Aaaand Chanel solved this huge problem!

NoV, I could send you my mother. Tall, slim, pretty brunette (with blonde highlights) with great boobs in her early forties who sneezes spectaculary loud at least five times a day? How does it sound to you?

[Brooklyn_Italian_BBW]

LOL, this does seem to happen......the wrong people sneezing at the wrong times. For example, a neighbor of mine, an attractive man with a nice sneeze. The only problem is HE'S MARRIED (married as in to someone other than me) and a flimsy fence is all that seperates my yard from his. He sneezes lots in the yard, but sadly, his wife is always out there with him, so I don't feel that I could bless him/ask if he's ok/offer him a hanky, without her being mad at me.

On a somewhat related note, it also happens that the wrong people are around when I sneeze. It's never a man with a body like a young Greek god, but always an older lady with thick legs who happens to bless me.....or worse yet, an underage male.

[Deadsh0t]

Had this happen to me today. My mother just walks into my room and starts sneezing a multiple. *gag*

It was just vile.

Usually, I like rapid fits in multiples. BUT NOT FROM MY MOTHER. ;_;

Ew ew ew ew.

[cupkake]

Oh my goodness yes. My mother and my brother. My mom has wretched allergies and the loudest most obnoxious sneeze ever and she frequently snots herself and blows her nose all the time and she acts like the most miserable human being in existence. During allergy season she sneezes over 20 times a day and thats just when I'm home and she can go in to fits of like 5 with and audible buildup. It echoes through the whole house. And whats worse is she actually uses them as A CONVERSATION TOPIC. "I can't stop sneezing" "I just sneeze all day, I want a break from it" ""My allergies are so bad I just want a day off from all the sneezing" and last but not least and I effing quote "I can't touch my nose if I do I'll just start sneezing and sneezing" I never reply to her when she brings this up, she needs to STOP. I'm not exaggerating any of this. My brother inherited her allergies and just sneezes like 5 or six times every morning and then goes off to play at someones house so its not nearly as bad.

Allergy season at my house is horrible. Point. Blank. Period.

[thesneeze123]

The reason that you might think that your family always happens to be sneezing is that because you are always around ur family and your family probably doesnt feel awkward about sneezing around you since u are family.

I always seem to get great obs of men sneezing which does absolutely nothing for me! And why is it that I always find that loud female sneezers (my personal preference...) always sneeze in singles - rarely in prolonged fits

I've noticed that loud female sneezers never get fits too and i think its cuz since they sneeze so loud it comes out in once sneeze and the quick rapid fire sneezers usually have long fits.

[Mr Sneezy]

Oh my goodness yes. My mother and my brother. My mom has wretched allergies and the loudest most obnoxious sneeze ever and she frequently snots herself and blows her nose all the time and she acts like the most miserable human being in existence. During allergy season she sneezes over 20 times a day and thats just when I'm home and she can go in to fits of like 5 with and audible buildup. It echoes through the whole house. And whats worse is she actually uses them as A CONVERSATION TOPIC. "I can't stop sneezing" "I just sneeze all day, I want a break from it" ""My allergies are so bad I just want a day off from all the sneezing" and last but not least and I effing quote "I can't touch my nose if I do I'll just start sneezing and sneezing" I never reply to her when she brings this up, she needs to STOP. I'm not exaggerating any of this. My brother inherited her allergies and just sneezes like 5 or six times every morning and then goes off to play at someones house so its not nearly as bad.

Allergy season at my house is horrible. Point. Blank. Period.

Would your mother like to stay with me? Just for a week.

[Zebra]

Sorry need to bump this up seeing as I don't see the point in starting a whole new topic. URRGHH my brother will not stop sneezing and blowing his nose! His sneezes don't bother me too much because he stifles and is generally polite with them but if he has a cold my germaphobe side will freak out. And if my parents get sick....omg.... *sigh* if only this was someone else, it would probably be hot. As you were.

[sexyhankysneeze]

yeah i hate that soo much!