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Joal 555

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Joal 555 Say what I like, like what I say

Joal 555

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If you could eliminate one thing from the world, what would it be?

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1. It should be a physical thing (so not things like poverty or hunger or suffering etc - which I'm sure we'd all want to eliminate)

2. It should be as specific as possible - for example, you would have to choose between say "guns" or "bombs" rather than the wider "weapons"

3. It should not be a person or people

As tempted as I was to vote for spiders, i'm gonna go for guns

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murphy dee ...and I would write 500 more!

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I'd eliminate wasps. Nasty little striped barrels of hatred.

I second this SO hard.

Also I vote to eliminate scorpions.

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Enkidom Say what I like, like what I say

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I consider slugs fairly revolting and not particularly helpful for anything in particular so they get a smiting from me.

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smooshi I would write 500 posts...

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Oh man, if we were gods, I wonder what birds would have to eat! heh.gif

Birds could eat... us? *scared face expression*

Oh, wait, no, Ouro killed us too.

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VoOs Say what I like, like what I say

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Oh man, if we were gods, I wonder what birds would have to eat! :lol:

This. Way to ruin the ecosystem, guys. : /

As for me, I'd remove the HIV-virus. Or the cancer cell.

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Heavy-Chevy ...and I would write 500 more!

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Centipedes! Seriously, I don't see any reason why those nasty creepy things exist! They sting, some of them are pretty venomous, and they're all ugly as hell. So for me, that one is a no brainer.

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Vetinari Say what I like, like what I say

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. It should not be a person or people

Both humans and paedophiles are people I believe. At least some of the time.

I'd remove Norovirus.

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Pearlised I would write 500 posts...

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Frick, cant think of a single object thing I'd want to get rid of that hasnt been said. Mostly just groups of people cause people suck and they're what's screwing life up. think about how pretty the world would be without humanity.

But since I cant oust people... can I get rid of Joal's 3 rules? :laugh:

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Kiwifruit Say what I like, like what I say

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Joal, since you didn't - I'm going to go for spiders! Screw ecosystems. They would all go immediately if I was a god xD

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Emily ...and I would write 500 more!

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Joal, since you didn't - I'm going to go for spiders! Screw ecosystems. They would all go immediately if I was a god xD

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT. Spiders and anything else that's got more than four legs and crawls, flies or both. THEY ALL GONNA DIEEEE

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Jorm Say what I like, like what I say

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. It should not be a person or people

Both humans and paedophiles are people I believe. At least some of the time.

Well fine then, ruin my self-righteous cynicism why don't you. :P

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tma Say what I like, like what I say

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. It should not be a person or people

Both humans and paedophiles are people I believe. At least some of the time.

Well fine then, ruin my self-righteous cynicism why don't you. tonguesmiley.gif

Kills self-righteous cynicism. ;):P

(it was too tempting)

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vote_for_pedro Say what I like, like what I say

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can I get rid of Joal's 3 rules?

I am God, and I say Joal's rules don't apply to me! I will turn him into a spider if he protests.

My first act as God is to get rid of country music. It's the worst thing ever! People who write/record/perform country music are gonna have to find a less annoying career path. Like maybe becoming a Kardashian.

But if I have to play by the rules, I'd get rid of iceberg lettuce. I find it seriously vile. And don't tell me it has no taste! laughing.gif It totally has a taste. Tastes like crap. Spinach for everyone!

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Marshmallow Peep Proclaimer

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I'd like to get rid of the so-called "chicken patties" at my school. They're these awful, rock-hard... things. They taste horrible, and just about everyone I know who has eaten one has experienced some form of stomach issue after eating one (and does the school do anything about it? No! Just like what they did with the cockroaches that are everywhere and the horrible smell coming from the pipes in the locker rooms. Nothing. Absolutely nothing! Okay, I'll stop whining now.). No one should ever have to eat them... ever.

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