How would Voldemort sneeze?

[Raven Insight]

If he could. I'm a huge Harry Potter fan and I've always wondered how he would sneeze without a nose, if it could make a sound. (if that makes sense) Then again, even while he had a nose - how would he sneeze? This bothers me so bad. Haha!

[VoOs]

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You know, I don't think it would be much of a problem for him. He does have nostrils, after all.

Voldemort sneezing... hm... now that's... an oddly erotic thought....

[Raven Insight]

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You know, I don't think it would be much of a problem for him. He does have nostrils, after all.

Voldemort sneezing... hm... now that's... an oddly erotic thought....

I've never looked at it from the point of view that he has nostrils. This is probably because I'm boiling this rage at him for going after Harry who I love to pieces. & so I don't have it erotic - now Harry however...

[Vendetta]

uhhhh...who wants to know? bleh...id rather see my lizards sneeze at least thatd be funny

[Raven Insight]

uhhhh...who wants to know? bleh...id rather see my lizards sneeze at least thatd be funny

Obviously, I do.

[Ciel]

You wouldn't know... he wouldn't do it in front of people!! It will remain a mystery forever.

[Raven Insight]

You wouldn't know... he wouldn't do it in front of people!! It will remain a mystery forever.

you think so? I find it strange to think he'd be shy about anything.

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Hm. Okay, well I am an analytical fangirl okay so get ready for it.

Okay so I think it will have changed overtime, in much the way Tom changed into Voldy. I read a few articles a while ago about how the way a person sneezes can indicate what their personality type is, and he certainly had a dramatic shift in character as he grew older.

I think initially he would have been a stifler, and very reluctant. When he was young/pre-teen, he was really insecure (I'd argue he remained insecure and just got very good at being charismatic and menacing to cover for it) and passive-aggressive. I think he won't have wanted to show any sort of weakness to his peers.

When he came of age and was at hogwarts, he was completely charming. Malevolent, yes of course, but outwardly? Outwardly, he was perfect. So I think he would have been very polite about how he sneezed, most likely excusing himself first, then covering with a loose fist or a loosely cupped hand, and he would move with the grace that he was written to have carried always at that age, but I think it would have a somewhat startlingly violent sound, perhaps like "HYYYYESH!" and very loud, but gone as quick as it came, and then that Tom Riddle smile will have come out from behind his hand and maybe he'd sniffle and excuse himself again, or thank someone if they'd blessed him.

I don't know much about pre-potter Adult Voldemort, so I can't really say. By the time we see him again in the last few books, though, I think he's so wildy changed from who he once was, that it would be sort of almost a rough hiss, and he would just give no effs about manners or appearences. He'd probably turn his head out of reflex, but I think it would be something like "Hh-Ehssssssss-shoo." and everyone would be too afraid of him to bless him or even acknowledge that anything had ever happened, except Bellatrix who would probably glare down anyone who looked at him for seconds afterwards, and he would not really care, and it would go largely ignored.

So there. There is my character analysis Voldemort: Sneezing Through The Years.

[Raven Insight]

Hm. Okay, well I am an analytical fangirl okay so get ready for it.

Okay so I think it will have changed overtime, in much the way Tom changed into Voldy. I read a few articles a while ago about how the way a person sneezes can indicate what their personality type is, and he certainly had a dramatic shift in character as he grew older.

I think initially he would have been a stifler, and very reluctant. When he was young/pre-teen, he was really insecure (I'd argue he remained insecure and just got very good at being charismatic and menacing to cover for it) and passive-aggressive. I think he won't have wanted to show any sort of weakness to his peers.

When he came of age and was at hogwarts, he was completely charming. Malevolent, yes of course, but outwardly? Outwardly, he was perfect. So I think he would have been very polite about how he sneezed, most likely excusing himself first, then covering with a loose fist or a loosely cupped hand, and he would move with the grace that he was written to have carried always at that age, but I think it would have a somewhat startlingly violent sound, perhaps like "HYYYYESH!" and very loud, but gone as quick as it came, and then that Tom Riddle smile will have come out from behind his hand and maybe he'd sniffle and excuse himself again, or thank someone if they'd blessed him.

I don't know much about pre-potter Adult Voldemort, so I can't really say. By the time we see him again in the last few books, though, I think he's so wildy changed from who he once was, that it would be sort of almost a rough hiss, and he would just give no effs about manners or appearences. He'd probably turn his head out of reflex, but I think it would be something like "Hh-Ehssssssss-shoo." and everyone would be too afraid of him to bless him or even acknowledge that anything had ever happened, except Bellatrix who would probably glare down anyone who looked at him for seconds afterwards, and he would not really care, and it would go largely ignored.

So there. There is my character analysis Voldemort: Sneezing Through The Years.

I...love you! I wouldn't have really thought of him to be like that or even frankly it to be possible he could sneeze. But then again I wasn't thinking of atom only Voldy. Hmmm. I would be interested in those articles though!

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I think it would be probably easier for him if anything, in his post-nose state, because the very backs of his nostrils are all exposed for the tickling

Gee, I wish I could link you to them but I read them like yearrrrrrrs ago... maybe google "sneeze personality" or something? :/

[Raven Insight]

I think it would be probably easier for him if anything, in his post-nose state, because the very backs of his nostrils are all exposed for the tickling

Gee, I wish I could link you to them but I read them like yearrrrrrrs ago... maybe google "sneeze personality" or something? :/

That's true. Hmm.

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OH oh, you've just reminded me, have you ever seen A Very Potter Musical on youtube? I think it would be in your area of interests.

[Raven Insight]

OH oh, you've just reminded me, have you ever seen A Very Potter Musical on youtube? I think it would be in your area of interests.

at this moment in time, I only got to see parts of it. I'd love to see the whole thing!

[PaperThings]

HAHAHA yes, yes, DEFINITELY see AVPM! It has some moments that answer this question (although in a way that's maybe a little more fake than what you're looking for).

AmyParda, that analysis is awesome, so thank you so much for posting it.

I've always kind of wondered about this too, AdamoToiRB, though I guess more about Tom Riddle than actual Voldemort. But I do love thinking about how his sneeze would change over time. Hmm, I'm quite fascinated!

[Raven Insight]

HAHAHA yes, yes, DEFINITELY see AVPM! It has some moments that answer this question (although in a way that's maybe a little more fake than what you're looking for).

AmyParda, that analysis is awesome, so thank you so much for posting it.

I've always kind of wondered about this too, AdamoToiRB, though I guess more about Tom Riddle than actual Voldemort. But I do love thinking about how his sneeze would change over time. Hmm, I'm quite fascinated!

Hopefully I'll be able to check it out this weekend. Before Amy I only thought about Voldemort but now I can't stop thinking about Tom! Ahahaha.

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**curtsies and leaves the stage**