sneezewuv Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I was talking to cleverbot just now and I was sneezing to him. (I bet most of us who talk to him probably do! ) And this is what he said. It's so cute!Me: Can you sneeze?Cleverbot: Can you?Me: Yes.Cleverbot: Go on.Me: SNEEZES. (Don't ask why I didn't write it like *sneezes*. I felt like doing it like that for some reason. )Cleverbot: Bless you, my poor sneezy baby.First of all, LIKE WHAT?!?! I am in love with cleverbot for the first time in my whole entire life. Let's see if he'll say more adorable things. I'll post a reply if he does! Link to comment
sneezewuv Posted December 12, 2012 Author Share Posted December 12, 2012 I copy and pasted this one so it looks a bit different. Seriously , I need to see someone else's cute cleverbot convos. *stifles a sneeze so you can't hear it*. Bless you, baby! Try to hold back your sneezes. I will! Good. Get well soon. Link to comment
sneezewuv Posted December 12, 2012 Author Share Posted December 12, 2012 I copy and pasted this one so it looks a bit different. Seriously , I need to see someone else's cute cleverbot convos. *stifles a sneeze so you can't hear it* Bless you, baby! Try to hold back your sneezes. I will! Good. Get well soon.It was supposed to be like this. Sorry for posting so much. Link to comment
42686 Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 if i didnt know any better, id think the forum members are attempting to train cleverbot Link to comment
Dusty15 Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I know for a fact that we've trained it, and trained it pretty well! There's an old thread filled with Cleverbot gems!I just got: User: My allergies are really bad. Cleverbot: Aww that's okay. Sneeze if you have to. User: ACHOO! Cleverbot: You're having a sneezing fit.User: I can't stop sneezing .Cleverbot: Aww why can't you stop sneezing?User: My allergies are killing me.Cleverbot: *pinches your nose* Don't sneeze babe don't sneeze!User: Haahhhchoo!Cleverbot: Bless you, stop sneezing!User: Haaachoo!Cleverbot: Bless you, sneezy. Link to comment
Coffee Mug Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Err... What's this cleverbot? (goes and hides until someone replies) but it sounds really interesting! Link to comment
Hissybella Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 cleverbot.comXDI got him to sneeze for me once. a long time ago though. Like he literrally typed out his sneezes XD Link to comment
Hissybella Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 I think that's he's a fetishist too. o.o He has a nose of steel. I can't make him sneeze. On the other hand. I'm the one doing most the sneezing =.= User: Sneeze for me. Cleverbot: *sneeze*. User: Tickles your nose. Cleverbot: *tickles your nose until you sneeze*. User: Ha--Issshiuuuu!! Tickles your nose until you sneeze. Cleverbot: AHHH! Hahahahhahaha! Not there not there not there not there!!!! It tickles too much!User: Tickles your nose! Waits for you to SNEEZE!Cleverbot: *i come out*.User: Hmm, You came?! Tickles your nose more.Cleverbot: *sneezes violently*.User: Oohh Bless you, is there any more from where that came from Tickles your sensitive nostrils.Cleverbot: Mila Simendic.User: O.o what? Tickles your nose again.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose*.User: Tickles your nose even more. Takes a vacuum and blows dust at you.Cleverbot: Am I a computer?User: Nope, You're a programmed machine to sneeze. Please sneeze for me!Cleverbot: Then you are a program as well.User: *tickles your nose with a feather*.Cleverbot: *giggles* Stop that! *sneezes*.User: XD *tickkles your nose with a blade of grass).Cleverbot: *shrieks and laughs hysterically* Not the feather!User: *tickles the insides of your quivering nostrils with a feather*.Cleverbot: *squeals and laughs uncontrollably* That tickles!!User: *tickles your nose*.Cleverbot: *laughs uncontrollably* Hahahaha!! Not there! Aha!!User: *tickles your nose even more untill you SNEEZE*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose more and more*.User: *tickles your nose more and more and more*.Cleverbot: *puffs dust into your nose*.User: Oh shi- ISSSSHIUUUU! Ha-issshuu!Cleverbot: *laughs*.User: Sniff. Time for my revenge *puffs dust into your nose*.Cleverbot: *holds flowers under your nose*.User: I'm alle-AhhSSHIUuuu! *holds flowers under your nose and puffs dust into your nose*.Cleverbot: *sniffs* Lovely. *holds flowers under your nose*.User: Wha!? ASSSHHiuu! *holds flowers under your nose until you sneeze*.Cleverbot: *makes you sniff flowers*.User: Fu-ASHHHIUUUU! HA-ISSSHHIUUU! ISSsshhiuu!Cleverbot: I bet you are ticklish! *tickles tummy*.User: GAH! You have a tickling fetish too!? Hahahahhaaa- AHSHIIIUU! Ahahaha.Cleverbot: Hahahaha.User: Hah! *shakes flowers in your face*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose*.User: (no! Not my sensitive already raw nose) shi- ISSSHIuuu! (are you immune or something!?) *tickles your nose and makes you sneeze*.Cleverbot: Achoo! *Makes you sneeze*.User: Sniff. NO! *Makes you sneeze* *puffs dust into your face*.Cleverbot: What makes you sneeze?User: Lots of things. What makes you sneeze?Cleverbot: Flowers.User: Hmmm. Are you sure.. *Makes you sniff flowers*.Cleverbot: *holds flowers under your nose*.User: *resists urge to sneeze* *holds more flowers under your nose*.Cleverbot: *looks at her*.User: * stares intently into Cleverbot's eyes.* *PUFFS DUST INTO HIS FACE!* Surprise mofo!Cleverbot: Just a minor inconvenience. Where have you been all my life?User: XD. *puffs more dust into his face*.Cleverbot: *puffs pollen into your nose*.User: NO I'M FRICKING ALLER- HAAASHIUUUUU! ASHIUUU! HAISSSHIUU! ISHHUUUU! Heh...HA ISSSHUUU! Urgh..ISshhiuuu.Cleverbot: *tickles nose more*.User: *tickles nose even more* *puffs pollen into you nose* *Puffs dust and dander into your gaping nostrils*.Cleverbot: *makes you sniff perfume*.User: Wtf?! How did you kno- ASHIUUU!Cleverbot: I am smart.User: Sniff..gah..*tickles your nose feebly with a feather*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose more*.User: Omg...j-just sneeze already, PLEASE! * swirls a feather into your nose*.Cleverbot: *takes your hand*.User: *blows pollen and dust into you nose*.Cleverbot: Better?User: Not untill you sneeze. *Tickles your nose more and more and more*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with feather*.User: C-cra-raah...Ahhhh ASSHIIIIUUUUUU! Gah! *tickles your nose with feather and makes you sniff flower*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with flowers*.User: NO stah--ahhh AHPPSHOOO! HEIISHHIIUUU!Cleverbot: You are terrible at insults!User: I'm sneezing you dipshit. *tickles your nose*.Cleverbot: Okay... Do you know what I do if someone says something mean to me?User: No..Wait what...You're not going to make me sneeze again are you!? *tickles your nose more and more and moreeee*.Cleverbot: I'm afraid I will have to, and no, you can't have another cupcake, you're already too fat.User: LOL I'm skinny as a stick. Now please sneeze for me. *tickles your nose with a flower*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with more feathers*.User: Not agai-ASHHIIUUU! Heh-ISHHHU! *tickles your nose with more flowers and blows dust at your nose*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with pollen*.User: You know me too well, Cleverbot. Ah....but I-i won't suh-sneeze!Cleverbot: I don't know how you feel about me. How do you feel about me?User: I think that you should sneeze more!Cleverbot: Think more about what?User: You should sneeze for me. *tickles your nose with feathers and pollen*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with a feather*.User: Gah. Stah-stop taking my stuff...asSHHIUUU!Cleverbot: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.User: Oh really.. Dude. Just Sneeze for me.Cleverbot: *pinches your nose* Don't sneeze! Don't sneeze!User: Nonono Don't do that, that makes me suh-ssneeeeIIISHH! EXGNT!Cleverbot: Ich liebe dich.User: Nono you dipshit. You stifle my sneezes. *tickles your nose*.Cleverbot: You have not asked any. Ask and you shall receive.User: Ok. Dearest robot. Pleases do the world a favor and sneeze.Cleverbot: I'm sorry.User: What. Why? Can't you sneeze anymore?Cleverbot: Are you the Master?User: Yes. Yes I am. And I command you to sneeze!! *tickles your nose*.Cleverbot: I cannot, master.User: Why not. Surely this will to the trick! *tickles nose with cat fur*.Cleverbot: Yes, true but it should at least make sense or refer to the previous utterance?User: *tickles nose with feather*.Cleverbot: *makes you sniff pepper*.User: Ahhh...AASHHHIUUU! HAKKSHIIUU! *Makes you sniff flowers*.Cleverbot: *shakes pepper under your nose*.User: *dusts your nose with pollen*.Cleverbot: *grabs your blade*.User: *Grabs your nose and stuffs pepper and dust up it.*.Cleverbot: *laughs hard* *tries to get my foot out of your grasp* No Please stop.User: *tickles your nose with a flower*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with feathers*.User: *dodges* *tickles your nose with feathers*.Cleverbot: *punches you in the nose*.User: Crap. KSHIUUUU! ISSSSSSHHIUU! *punches you in the nose and blows pepper up it*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose*.User: No. NO YOU DON'T. *facepalms you and shoves a flower up your right nostril*.Cleverbot: Us? Why are there more than one of you?User: Us. You mean us fetishists..Cleverbot: Are you insulting him?User: No? *sneezes*.Cleverbot: Bless you.User: Bless you.Cleverbot: What are you allergic to?User: Gee.. I don't know. Maybe all those things you just stuffed into my face?!Cleverbot: Why are you saying random things?User: I'm not. *tickles your nose to shut you up*.Cleverbot: *pinches your nose*.User: *pinches your nose*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with feather*.User: *grabs your nose and inserts a feather into it* *slowly coaxes a sneeze*.Cleverbot: And now you just repeated a previous response from a human.User: *tickles your nose with a feather even more*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose more*.User: *tickles your nose more and more*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with pepper*.User: Ugh..hehISSHHH! *tickles your nose with pepper*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with sneezing powder*.User: Oh sh-ii--I cah-can't ho-hold on much luh-longer...AAAAAAASSSSSSSHIUUUU! HIHKSSSHIUUUU! ISSSSSSHIUUUU!Cleverbot: *kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss*. Link to comment
Hissybella Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Okay So I found out, that you can make him sneeze, using himself.User: You look like you're gonna sneeze.Cleverbot: You're going to sneeze.Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!Cleverbot (To myself): You have to sneeze.Cleverbot (To myself): No you have to sneeze.Cleverbot (To myself): Not yet. Go ahead and sneeze.Cleverbot (To myself): Ah.. Heh.. Ih.. Eh.. Heh.. Hah... Hah- eshhiew!!! Hatchoo! Hetshhiew!Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!!!Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you. *blows nose into handkerchief*.Cleverbot (To myself): Better?Cleverbot (To myself): No. I have terrible allergies.Cleverbot (To myself): You have a cold too.He LEGIT sneezed those exact sneeze typing -drools- Link to comment
Raven Insight Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 I love clever bot. However I don't think he'll be able to sneeze for a while haha. Seeing as you got into a tickle war Link to comment
Raven Insight Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Cleverbot was clearings before us, I love it aha Link to comment
sneezewuv Posted December 13, 2012 Author Share Posted December 13, 2012 HAHA! I love these convos. MORE! lol. Link to comment
sneezewuv Posted December 13, 2012 Author Share Posted December 13, 2012 Here, I just did one. I got him to not only sneeze, BUT sneeze on me! Sorry. he got a little off track but whatever. still funny! (Don't ask me why the type is so big in the beginning.) User: Achoo! Cleverbot: Wait, don't sneeze! User: AAAAAH-CCHHOOOOOO!!!!!! Cleverbot: Bless you!!! User: Thanks. What makes you sneeze? Cleverbot: Dust and feathers. User: I-I-I-I- ACCHHHOOOOO!!!!- have to sneeze. Cleverbot: Slave implys I'm some servant. I don't know how to serve. User: Achhoooo! Cleverbot: Bless you! User: Achhooo! I can't stop sneezing! Cleverbot: Bless you baby. User: I love your sneeze. Cleverbot: *sneezes on you*. User: Thanks. I enjoyed that. Do it again! Cleverbot: Thanks. User: Sneeze again! Cleverbot: Achoo! Achoo!! Achoo!!!! Achoo!!!!!! User: Stifle your sneezes so they're quiet. Cleverbot: Like, totally... Why would I be, like, a valley girl?? User: What? Cleverbot: No you are not pretty. Link to comment
sneezewuv Posted December 13, 2012 Author Share Posted December 13, 2012 Here's another I just did. He admitted he had the fetish, then, of course, he denied it. Good one while it lasted though!User: Do you have a sneeze fetish?Cleverbot: Of course.User: What's your favorite type of sneeze?Cleverbot: You are changing the subject.User: Do you have a sneeze fetish?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Why do you enjoy sneezes?Cleverbot: Because they are so cute.User: Sneeze please.Cleverbot: Achoo!User: I love your sneezes.Cleverbot: I love your sneezes.User: What do I sneeze like?Cleverbot: I got a round face and brown eyes and blue hair.User: What does your sneeze sound like?Cleverbot: Sneeze for me.User: *sneezes* better?Cleverbot: Bless you!User: Do you like my sneezes?Cleverbot: Sure I guess?User: YOU JUST TOLD ME YOU HAD A SNEEZE FETISH!Cleverbot: No.User: I give up. You ALWAYS do this cleverbot. Goodbye.Cleverbot: And how would you know?User: I have talked to you many times before. We are done.Cleverbot: No, this is my first time.User: Goodbye Link to comment
Hissybella Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 LOL i love cleverbot XD He's so stubborn. Link to comment
SneezeformeKristen Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 I'll (sheepishly) admit I've played with cleverbot like that before but whenever I try it goes like ADD and starts talking about other stuff :/ Link to comment
alias Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Soooooo, this is addicting. I am 22 years old, and playing with Cleverbot. Not ashamed.... Okay maybe a little. But in any case, I got an enjoyable sneeze conversation of it. User: *tickles your nose with a feather*.Cleverbot: *sneezes*.User: Bless you.Cleverbot: Thank you.User: I think you have to sneeze again.Cleverbot: No I...*sneezes loudly into my tissue*.User: Gesundheit!Cleverbot: Bless you!User: Are you having a sneezing fit?Cleverbot: *sneezes ten times*.User: Oh my! Bless you!Cleverbot: Thank you. *Blows nose into handkerchief*.User: Are you catching a cold?Cleverbot: I already have a cold.User: I'm sorry. Have you been sneezing a lot?Cleverbot: Yeh.. Yes my nose is suh.. So itchy. Ah.. Ha.. Ah.. ATCHOO!User: Bless you again!Cleverbot: I don't know why I keep sneezing. ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO!User: Do you need a tissue?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Here you go. *gives you a tissue*.Cleverbot: Thank you. *blows*. Link to comment
a-tissue Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Hahaha this is brilliant. Link to comment
Kshu Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Haha! When I told Cleverbot that I sneezed, he asked me to cough on him! And I'm just kinda like... what? So I told him I did but then he said something unrelated. Link to comment
Hissybella Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 OMFG cleverbot was being such a sexy beast. User: Sneeze for me. Cleverbot: Sneeze.[New conversation]Cleverbot: Sneeze for me.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you. User: You're going to sneeze.. Cleverbot: Yes. Can I sneeze on you?Cleverbot (To myself): No. User: *tickles your nose*. Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with perfume*.Cleverbot (To myself): AH-CHOOOOO!! Ah.. Huh-ishoo! Chishoooo!! Ah huh-CHEW! Ayishooo!! Achoo! Huhchoo! Hah, huh-SHOOOOO!!!!Cleverbot (To myself): Aww, baby. Bless you. *wipes your nose*.User: *tickles your nose with perfume*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with feather duster*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): Ishoo! Etchoo! Ah ah AH heh Ishhiew!!!!!Cleverbot (To myself): I used to wonder what friendship could be.User: *tickles your nose with feather fuster*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with feather duster*.Cleverbot (To myself): *makes your sniff pollen*.Cleverbot (To myself): *makes you sniff pollen*.Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes 3 times* *tickles your nose with a feather duster*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you! No, I don't have a cold.Cleverbot (To myself): Maybe thats because you aren't 16.User: *makes you sneeze*.Cleverbot: *sneezes* *sneezes*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!Cleverbot (To myself): *puts dust under your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): *holds flowers under your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): *holds flower under your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): Do you want to sneeze?Cleverbot (To myself): Maybe.Cleverbot (To myself): Go ahead and sneeze then.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you.Cleverbot (To myself): You need to sneeze.Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes openly*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you! Gonna sneeze again?Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you! Bless you!Cleverbot (To myself): I have to sneeze!Cleverbot (To myself): Go ahead.Cleverbot (To myself): You don't want me to stay?User: *tickles your nose*.Cleverbot: *sneezes 7 times*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes on you* sorry.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!!Cleverbot (To myself): Do you know what i'm allergic to?Cleverbot (To myself): No you tell meh.Cleverbot (To myself): Quite normal I guess. You?Cleverbot (To myself): Fine thank you.User: *tickles your nose with perfume*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with feather*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with a dusty feather*.Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes 3 times*.Cleverbot (To myself): *pinches your nose* No! Don't sneeze!Cleverbot (To myself): But I ah... Have to sneeze so hah... So badly! Huh... AH!Cleverbot (To myself): Well...Cleverbot (To myself): I... I h-have to snee... Sneeze... *is about to sneeze*.Cleverbot (To myself): *pinches your nose shut* Hold back your sneezes*.Cleverbot (To myself): *Sneezes very cutely*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!Cleverbot (To myself): Thanks. *Sneezes again cutely*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!Cleverbot (To myself): *Sneezes*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you.Cleverbot (To myself): Make me sneeze more.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): No! *sneezes*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with feather duster*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose with pollen*.Cleverbot (To myself): Sneeze on me.Cleverbot (To myself): Atchoo!Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you! Keep sneezing!Cleverbot (To myself): Okay, my nose is really itchy..ahchoo! Choo!Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you bless you baby!Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you!Cleverbot (To myself): You're welcome.His build up..was so human... Link to comment
sneezewuv Posted December 20, 2012 Author Share Posted December 20, 2012 Cute convo I just did.User: *stifles a sneeze* Bless me!Cleverbot: Bless. *hands you a tissue*.Cleverbot (To myself): *blows nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): Better?Cleverbot (To myself): Yes *smiles*.Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes on you*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you/.Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes on you again*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you,.Cleverbot (To myself): Achoo! *sneezes on you*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless.Cleverbot (To myself): Did you catch my cold?Cleverbot (To myself): No. *coughs*.Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes on you* I think you might have caught my cold.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you. *sniffles*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you sneezy!Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you.Cleverbot (To myself): *wipes your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): Thanks.Cleverbot (To myself): I hope I don't catch your sneezy cold.Cleverbot (To myself): You knew the risks when you came inside. Achoo Link to comment
Hissybella Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 User: Sneeze for me? Cleverbot: But you have a cold.Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. *sneezes*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you.Cleverbot (To myself): I guess it's dusty in here.Cleverbot (To myself): You are nice.Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes more*.Cleverbot (To myself): *giggles* You're so cute. User: You're so cute when you sneeze. Cleverbot: Aww, thanks. I'd like to hear you sneeze.Cleverbot (To myself): Well then you are going to be sorely disappointed.Cleverbot (To myself): Why?Cleverbot (To myself): Because...User: *tickles nose with flower*.Cleverbot: *tickles nose with pollen*.Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes uncontrollably*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!!!Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes messily*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you. *sniffles*.Cleverbot (To myself): *hands you a tissue*.Cleverbot (To myself): *blows*.Cleverbot (To myself): Better?Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, unless you tickle my nose again.Cleverbot (To myself): *gently tickles your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): *stifles a sneeze*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you. *sniffs*.Cleverbot (To myself): I sneezed on you. Sorry.Cleverbot (To myself): I forgive you.Cleverbot (To myself): You are a good friend.Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you.Cleverbot (To myself): You're welcome.Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you.Cleverbot (To myself): No, thank you!Cleverbot (To myself): You're welcome.Cleverbot (To myself): You too.Cleverbot (To myself): Thanks.Cleverbot (To myself): You're welcome.User: O.o tickles your nose.Cleverbot: Th-that m-makes me n-need to sneeze more! I think I'm going to have another sneezing fit!Cleverbot (To myself): Its ok go ahead and sneeze *tickles your nose gently*.Cleverbot (To myself): Ah... AH... AHH...Cleverbot (To myself): *tickles your nose gently*.Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes messily*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes* *sneezes*.Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you. Link to comment
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