MysteryGirl Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 When you’re talking about piercings with your boyfriend and you’d think he’d really suit a nose ring, but he thinks it’s because of my fetish that I would find that hot. Listen, mayyyybe he’s a little bit correct but I’m not into noses like that. I also wasn’t trying to explain more specifics of my fetish over facetime in my own home, but he somehow got the idea that it’s part of my fetish? #fetishproblems Link to comment
Agaba Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 People who know my fetish thinking that EVERY kind of sneeze will make me automatically horny and don't wanting to sneeze around me. #fetishproblems Link to comment
Saimou Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 9 minutes ago, Agaba said: People who know my fetish thinking that EVERY kind of sneeze will make me automatically horny and don't wanting to sneeze around me. #fetishproblems Yep, I would hate that. I also don’t get the whole ”mental-block-because-of-not-wanting-to-make-others-horny” -thing. If I made someone horny, I would be flattered. Link to comment
MeForever Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Wanting to sneeze but family is around so your mental block kicks in. #fetishproblems Link to comment
Comfortandstuff Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 When you’re finally ready to sneeze in front of someone, but you’re nervous they won’t acknowledge the way you want, and you psych yourself out/your mental block kicks in. 🥺 #FETISHPROBLEMZ Link to comment
March Hare Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 When you just told a person whose bones you would VERY gladly jump (which you may get to do in the near future) about the fetish and you're glad they know but also it feels as if you lost a tiny little something - it was so much fun when they didn't know and accidentally provided you with so much great and amazing fodder for the preference... Link to comment
sprinkles287 Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 1 hour ago, March Hare said: When you just told a person whose bones you would VERY gladly jump (which you may get to do in the near future) about the fetish and you're glad they know but also it feels as if you lost a tiny little something - it was so much fun when they didn't know and accidentally provided you with so much great and amazing fodder for the preference... This is such a great explanation. Feeling it. Link to comment
Shining Light Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 When London lockdown easing means you're outside in the park and beautiful women are suffering from hay fever... ... but so are children 🤢 Link to comment
Niceguy Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 On 5/17/2020 at 8:11 AM, Agaba said: People who know my fetish thinking that EVERY kind of sneeze will make me automatically horny and don't wanting to sneeze around me. #fetishproblems This is generally why I don't tell anyone about it. The benefits are outweighed by the inevitable misunderstandings. Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 I had to sneeze and it was impossible to hold back or stifle. And my mother was in the next room and probably heard me. I am mortified. #fetishproblems #whydoesmymentalblockgetweakerandweaker?? Link to comment
Sneesee Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 When you have a new cutie at work, become close friends and talk a lot, but haven’t seen them sneeze yet, so one day you admit the fetish, and discuss things you like/don’t like, and say loud and obnoxious sneezes are not your thing, and he says, “Well that’s not good cuz I have an obnoxious one.” But then you tell him you would like to be the judge of that. But yet you still have yet to witness it. Sighs #fetishproblems Link to comment
v a n i l l a Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 When one of my parents sneezes or when they bless me after I sneeze and I get inexplicably irritable and hella uncomfortable but I can't explain to them why I feel angry and then I get even angrier. 😅 The fact that I can't tell them, "Hey, can you just... not respond when I sneeze? Like just pretend it didn't happen? Thanks." ALSO, the fact that my dad sneezes SO LOUDLY and my mom's sneezes are always stifled and ridiculously high pitched. I legitimately cannot decide with one bothers me more. But I love my parents and they're wonderful. I just wish they literally never sneezed. #fetishproblems Link to comment
Sequoia Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 When you've met a super attractive person with the most wonderful voice (a singer, too!) but you know that they don't want a relationship right now and you're completely fine with that, you've calmed down your hormone-driven brain and simply want to become friends with them... And then they sneeze the perfect sneeze (double, very soft, yet powerful and desperate and oh my, that expression) and This is so hard. If they turn out to be a particularly sneezy person, it might be heaven and hell at the same time. Link to comment
v a n i l l a Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 6 hours ago, Sequoia said: When you've met a super attractive person with the most wonderful voice (a singer, too!) but you know that they don't want a relationship right now and you're completely fine with that, you've calmed down your hormone-driven brain and simply want to become friends with them... And then they sneeze the perfect sneeze (double, very soft, yet powerful and desperate and oh my, that expression) and This is so hard. If they turn out to be a particularly sneezy person, it might be heaven and hell at the same time. Oh gosh, I've totally been there! Except he was dating one of my friends and I was like okay cool, gonna back off and respect that relationship, all is good in the hood. BUT THEN he has these frequent sneezing fits! Like, usually around 2 to 4 sneezes. And he'll have like three or more fits in a day. aHHHH! ❤️ I love and hate that he has such bad allergies. Same exact type of sneezes as you described, too. Gah! SO damn attractive, yet incredibly conflicting! Link to comment
Prongs Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 On 8/17/2020 at 5:04 PM, v a n i l l a said: When one of my parents sneezes or when they bless me after I sneeze and I get inexplicably irritable and hella uncomfortable but I can't explain to them why I feel angry and then I get even angrier. 😅 The fact that I can't tell them, "Hey, can you just... not respond when I sneeze? Like just pretend it didn't happen? Thanks." ALSO, the fact that my dad sneezes SO LOUDLY and my mom's sneezes are always stifled and ridiculously high pitched. I legitimately cannot decide with one bothers me more. But I love my parents and they're wonderful. I just wish they literally never sneezed. #fetishproblems This!!! I get so pissed 😂 Link to comment
Shining Light Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 (edited) Face coverings are such a weird sneeze kink curve ball. I see women on the Tube or in a shop, they have beautiful noses and generally lovely and kind features, but the fact that I only know that because they are stupidly wearing their mask around their chin or dangling from one ear or is just instant attraction killer. These are the thoughts I have on the train back to London. Ugh. Edited September 27, 2020 by Shining Light Link to comment
sneezingfun894 Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 When you manage to sneakily ask your friend about how he sneezes (I’ve never seen him sneeze, he’s sort of a new friend and with the pandemic we haven’t been able to see each other since last year) because he was telling you about the way his S.O. does it. And getting away with it because he has no clue. #fetishproblems Link to comment
•.*°•☆. Q .☆•°*.• Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 7 hours ago, sneezingfun894 said: When you manage to sneakily ask your friend about how he sneezes (I’ve never seen him sneeze, he’s sort of a new friend and with the pandemic we haven’t been able to see each other since last year) because he was telling you about the way his S.O. does it. And getting away with it because he has no clue. #fetishproblems that's not right.... he did not consent to participating in your fetish Link to comment
Saimou Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 On 10/1/2020 at 7:18 PM, sneezingfun894 said: When you manage to sneakily ask your friend about how he sneezes (I’ve never seen him sneeze, he’s sort of a new friend and with the pandemic we haven’t been able to see each other since last year) because he was telling you about the way his S.O. does it. And getting away with it because he has no clue. #fetishproblems Umm… How exactly is this a problem 🤔? Unless you became scrupulous, of course. Link to comment
haruherohirahara Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 On 5/22/2020 at 5:47 PM, MeForever said: Wanting to sneeze but family is around so your mental block kicks in. Legit this happens every time I'm in a phone call....which is nice for not deafening the other person on the line, but....well, I guess one of my turn-ons is that when two people are having a convo and both of them sneeze at one point when talking. I'm not the only one, yea? 😶 Link to comment
Danachoo Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 I had a teacher in Middle School who had allergies and she would excuse herself if she felt a fit coming on. You could never hear them through the door though. But one day I happened to see her leaving the grocery store, and once she got to her car she sneezed like 4-5 times. Then she got in and kept sneezing...if I wasn't with my parents I would have tried to count (like visually with head movement etc) but sadly that's all I ever got to witness... Link to comment
Nixie81 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 My phone connected to my car the other day and the last thing I had watched YouTube was a sneeze video. It displayed on my touched screen. My 14year old daughter almost caught it, but I was able to turn the screen off in time. #fetishproblems Link to comment
Bondi Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 You're at work. You ask someone to repeat what they asked a few times because it's hard to hear through the mask, and then you realize that they just asked you if you just sneezed. You didn't sneeze, of course,, and didn't think you made any noise at all, certainly not anything that might sound remotely like a sneeze, but go figure. You then say "No," and hope you don't sound too flustered. Link to comment
Red Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 When you know your boss has the perfect sneeze - and everytime you have to go to his office you're torn between "I don't want to go there" and "hell yes, please sneeze" 🙈 Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 Someone at the stable sneezed sixteen times in 10 minutes. Great sneezes. Could I enjoy them? NO, because all I could think about was "she never sneezes like that normally, and she's only allergic in spring, so panic, panic, PANIC!" #fetishproblems Link to comment
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