Red   Posted October 19, 2020 When you know your boss has the perfect sneeze - and everytime you have to go to his office you're torn between "I don't want to go there" and "hell yes, please sneeze" 🙈 Share this post Link to post
Chanel_no5   Posted October 31, 2020 Someone at the stable sneezed sixteen times in 10 minutes. Great sneezes. Could I enjoy them? NO, because all I could think about was "she never sneezes like that normally, and she's only allergic in spring, so panic, panic, PANIC!" #fetishproblems  Share this post Link to post
oOMariusOo   Posted October 31, 2020 @Ghost_no5 Oh my poor, I sympathize so much, I've been through this situation so many times. ----------------- When you phone the woman or the man of your dreams and during the conversation lasting several minutes, you hear her for the first time sniffing (very wet), blowing his nose, panting heavily. To finally tell you (with deep breaths pre-sneeze). : - "Wait, I have a huge sneezing attack coming, I'll call you back after." * Hang up * #fetishproblem and #Mega-fat-sadness  Share this post Link to post
Saimou   Posted November 1, 2020 17 hours ago, oOMariusOo said: @Ghost_no5 Oh my poor, I sympathize so much, I've been through this situation so many times. ----------------- When you phone the woman or the man of your dreams and during the conversation lasting several minutes, you hear her for the first time sniffing (very wet), blowing his nose, panting heavily. To finally tell you (with deep breaths pre-sneeze). : - "Wait, I have a huge sneezing attack coming, I'll call you back after." * Hang up * #fetishproblem and #Mega-fat-sadness  Man, that should be ILLEGAL . Share this post Link to post
oOMariusOo   Posted November 1, 2020 @Saimou What ? Why ? What did I do that was illegal ? Share this post Link to post
Reader   Posted November 1, 2020 @oOMariusOo Saimou is saying it should be illegal for the girl to hang up right before a sneezing fit. Share this post Link to post
oOMariusOo   Posted November 1, 2020 (edited) @Reader Aaaah, oki, phew. I'm so sorry, sometimes I have a hard time understanding English. x) Thanks for the precision. @Saimou Yes it should be. But life is often full of unpleasant surprises. Edited November 1, 2020 by oOMariusOo Share this post Link to post
Reader   Posted November 1, 2020 @oOMariusOo No worries and you’re welcome! 😄 Share this post Link to post
Saimou   Posted November 1, 2020 @Reader Indeed-y. @oOMariusOo No problem. Yep. There are times, when life just sucks. Share this post Link to post
vampire_sneeze   Posted November 7, 2020 My partner isn't normally very sneezy, except for allergy season...and he's miserable any suggestions? #fetishproblems Share this post Link to post
March Hare   Posted November 12, 2020 On 11/7/2020 at 2:05 PM, vampire_sneeze said: My partner isn't normally very sneezy, except for allergy season...and he's miserable any suggestions? #fetishproblems If he knows about the fetish and is cool with it: show him your loving appreciation in the ways he'll enjoy most. Reward him for his sneezing, as it were. If he doesn't know about the fetish: sympathise, coddle him a bit (unless he hates that), get him alleviations for the symptoms... and enjoy everything in secret Share this post Link to post
MysteryGirl   Posted November 13, 2020 #fetishproblems Waiting until I grow out of my mental block or something because dang it’s annoying at times. Share this post Link to post
I love Alan Rickman   Posted November 21, 2020 On 11/13/2020 at 2:17 AM, MysteryGirl said: #fetishproblems Waiting until I grow out of my mental block or something because dang it’s annoying at times. Thissss Share this post Link to post
sneezingfun894   Posted November 23, 2020 When you’re having a Zoom meeting and the guy you find kinda attractive is battling an obvious sore throat (hoarse voice, raspiness, coughing) and you need to keep it together and not turn your camera off because it’s too much to handle. #fetishproblems Share this post Link to post
Shining Light   Posted December 5, 2020 Nearly got run over today because I heard a lovely natural sneeze as I was approaching a crossing, turned in the hopes of seeing more, but didn't stop walking! Share this post Link to post
Saimou   Posted December 8, 2020 On 12/5/2020 at 6:09 PM, Shining Light said: Nearly got run over today because I heard a lovely natural sneeze as I was approaching a crossing, turned in the hopes of seeing more, but didn't stop walking! Now, that was clutch. Yeesh! Lucky that you survived. Share this post Link to post
Chanel_no5   Posted December 15, 2020 When you're in the mood for some heavy fetish fic writing   but you also hit a brick wall of writer's block. grmbl. #fetishproblems Share this post Link to post
ickydog2006 Â Â Posted December 19, 2020 When you're about to tell your SO that you think you've seen the movie you are watching together... and then a character starts sneezing. NVM, I've only seen one scene from this movie. Share this post Link to post
drpeppergrinder   Posted December 20, 2020 On 12/18/2020 at 9:35 PM, ickydog2006 said: When you're about to tell your SO that you think you've seen the movie you are watching together... and then a character starts sneezing. NVM, I've only seen one scene from this movie. This is really tickling me right now lolol I've been exactly there Share this post Link to post
SleepingPhlox   Posted December 21, 2020 When this happens: Fetish Gods: Hey, know that actor you adore? Guess what! Totally acting a sneeze in a new thing. Me: Wow, thats great! I'm so happy! Fetish Gods: Its a cartoon... Me: Well the odds were pretty good on that. Fetish Gods: The character is an animal... Me: Hey, if its got his voice I'm happy. Fetish Gods: A really cartoony looking one. Me: I can work around that. I've got a good imagination. Fetish Gods: So the scene involves pepper... Me: Pretty standard I guess. Fetish Gods: And then the character sneezes himself off the earth and splits all the other planets in half and then lands on the sun. Me: I don't want this anymore. Fetish Gods: And because its a really over the top cartoon the sneeze just sounds like yelling the words "ah choo" Me: You guys suck. Share this post Link to post
Chanel_no5   Posted December 21, 2020 5 minutes ago, SleepingPhlox said: Fetish Gods: And then the character sneezes himself off the earth and splits all the other planets in half and then lands on the sun. Me: I don't want this anymore.  Oh my God, that is worse than the worst!!!  I'm so, so sorry!!  Share this post Link to post
Stimuli   Posted December 21, 2020 6 minutes ago, SleepingPhlox said: When this happens: Fetish Gods: Hey, know that actor you adore? Guess what! Totally acting a sneeze in a new thing. Me: Wow, thats great! I'm so happy! Fetish Gods: Its a cartoon... Me: Well the odds were pretty good on that. Fetish Gods: The character is an animal... Me: Hey, if its got his voice I'm happy. Fetish Gods: A really cartoony looking one. Me: I can work around that. I've got a good imagination. Fetish Gods: So the scene involves pepper... Me: Pretty standard I guess. Fetish Gods: And then the character sneezes himself off the earth and splits all the other planets in half and then lands on the sun. Me: I don't want this anymore. Fetish Gods: And because its a really over the top cartoon the sneeze just sounds like yelling the words "ah choo" Me: You guys suck. Oh god! The fetish gods giveth, and the fetish gods taketh away for sure 🤣 Fetish gods: "So you know how you're into allergy sneezes right?" Me: "yeah?" Fetish gods: "And you kinda enjoy your own sneezes a fair bit right?" Me: "go on..." Fetish gods: "And you've always kind of wished that you had mild allergies right?" Me: "Well, I was young and na..." Fetish gods: "Well your parents just got a cat..." Me: "Don't you dare. DON'T. YOU. DARE" Fetish gods: "Yeah so now you're allergic to cats lol" Share this post Link to post
SleepingPhlox   Posted December 21, 2020 11 hours ago, Chanel_no5 said:  Oh my God, that is worse than the worst!!!  I'm so, so sorry!!  You know, "Sneeze That Breaks The Entire Solar System" wasn't on my list of favourite fetishy scenarios before this...and it's still not. 11 hours ago, Stimuli said: Oh god! The fetish gods giveth, and the fetish gods taketh away for sure 🤣  The Fetish Gods are definitely from the same mold of the Greek gods of Olympus. Sometimes they are gracious and sometimes they're just like "Hey, I'm bored, wanna go mess with some humans for a laugh?" Share this post Link to post
ickydog2006   Posted December 22, 2020 17 hours ago, SleepingPhlox said: When this happens: Fetish Gods: Hey, know that actor you adore? Guess what! Totally acting a sneeze in a new thing. Me: Wow, thats great! I'm so happy! Fetish Gods: Its a cartoon... Me: Well the odds were pretty good on that. Fetish Gods: The character is an animal... Me: Hey, if its got his voice I'm happy. Fetish Gods: A really cartoony looking one. Me: I can work around that. I've got a good imagination. Fetish Gods: So the scene involves pepper... Me: Pretty standard I guess. Fetish Gods: And then the character sneezes himself off the earth and splits all the other planets in half and then lands on the sun. Me: I don't want this anymore. Fetish Gods: And because its a really over the top cartoon the sneeze just sounds like yelling the words "ah choo" Me: You guys suck. Omg, I hate when I find out there is a sneeze in a movie and it is so horribly done or exaggerated Share this post Link to post
Bless you, Hi   Posted December 22, 2020 Fate: So about this movie you’re watching with the really hot actress you have a crush on… Me: Yeah? Fate: There’s actually a sneeze coming up in the film. Me: Nice! Looking forward to it. Fate: It’s from a dude. Me: 🙄 Share this post Link to post
