oOMariusOo Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 @Ghost_no5 Oh my poor, I sympathize so much, I've been through this situation so many times. ----------------- When you phone the woman or the man of your dreams and during the conversation lasting several minutes, you hear her for the first time sniffing (very wet), blowing his nose, panting heavily. To finally tell you (with deep breaths pre-sneeze). : - "Wait, I have a huge sneezing attack coming, I'll call you back after." * Hang up * #fetishproblem and #Mega-fat-sadness Link to comment
Saimou Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 17 hours ago, oOMariusOo said: @Ghost_no5 Oh my poor, I sympathize so much, I've been through this situation so many times. ----------------- When you phone the woman or the man of your dreams and during the conversation lasting several minutes, you hear her for the first time sniffing (very wet), blowing his nose, panting heavily. To finally tell you (with deep breaths pre-sneeze). : - "Wait, I have a huge sneezing attack coming, I'll call you back after." * Hang up * #fetishproblem and #Mega-fat-sadness Man, that should be ILLEGAL . Link to comment
oOMariusOo Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 @Saimou What ? Why ? What did I do that was illegal ? Link to comment
Reader Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 @oOMariusOo Saimou is saying it should be illegal for the girl to hang up right before a sneezing fit. Link to comment
oOMariusOo Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 (edited) @Reader Aaaah, oki, phew. I'm so sorry, sometimes I have a hard time understanding English. x) Thanks for the precision. @Saimou Yes it should be. But life is often full of unpleasant surprises. Edited November 1, 2020 by oOMariusOo Link to comment
Reader Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 @oOMariusOo No worries and you’re welcome! 😄 Link to comment
Saimou Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 @Reader Indeed-y. @oOMariusOo No problem. Yep. There are times, when life just sucks. Link to comment
vampire_sneeze Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 My partner isn't normally very sneezy, except for allergy season...and he's miserable any suggestions? #fetishproblems Link to comment
March Hare Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 On 11/7/2020 at 2:05 PM, vampire_sneeze said: My partner isn't normally very sneezy, except for allergy season...and he's miserable any suggestions? #fetishproblems If he knows about the fetish and is cool with it: show him your loving appreciation in the ways he'll enjoy most. Reward him for his sneezing, as it were. If he doesn't know about the fetish: sympathise, coddle him a bit (unless he hates that), get him alleviations for the symptoms... and enjoy everything in secret Link to comment
MysteryGirl Posted November 13, 2020 Share Posted November 13, 2020 #fetishproblems Waiting until I grow out of my mental block or something because dang it’s annoying at times. Link to comment
I love Alan Rickman Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 On 11/13/2020 at 2:17 AM, MysteryGirl said: #fetishproblems Waiting until I grow out of my mental block or something because dang it’s annoying at times. Thissss Link to comment
sneezingfun894 Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 When you’re having a Zoom meeting and the guy you find kinda attractive is battling an obvious sore throat (hoarse voice, raspiness, coughing) and you need to keep it together and not turn your camera off because it’s too much to handle. #fetishproblems Link to comment
Shining Light Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Nearly got run over today because I heard a lovely natural sneeze as I was approaching a crossing, turned in the hopes of seeing more, but didn't stop walking! Link to comment
Saimou Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 On 12/5/2020 at 6:09 PM, Shining Light said: Nearly got run over today because I heard a lovely natural sneeze as I was approaching a crossing, turned in the hopes of seeing more, but didn't stop walking! Now, that was clutch. Yeesh! Lucky that you survived. Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 When you're in the mood for some heavy fetish fic writing but you also hit a brick wall of writer's block. grmbl. #fetishproblems Link to comment
ID2006 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 When you're about to tell your SO that you think you've seen the movie you are watching together... and then a character starts sneezing. NVM, I've only seen one scene from this movie. Link to comment
drpeppergrinder Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 On 12/18/2020 at 9:35 PM, ickydog2006 said: When you're about to tell your SO that you think you've seen the movie you are watching together... and then a character starts sneezing. NVM, I've only seen one scene from this movie. This is really tickling me right now lolol I've been exactly there Link to comment
SleepingPhlox Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 When this happens: Fetish Gods: Hey, know that actor you adore? Guess what! Totally acting a sneeze in a new thing. Me: Wow, thats great! I'm so happy! Fetish Gods: Its a cartoon... Me: Well the odds were pretty good on that. Fetish Gods: The character is an animal... Me: Hey, if its got his voice I'm happy. Fetish Gods: A really cartoony looking one. Me: I can work around that. I've got a good imagination. Fetish Gods: So the scene involves pepper... Me: Pretty standard I guess. Fetish Gods: And then the character sneezes himself off the earth and splits all the other planets in half and then lands on the sun. Me: I don't want this anymore. Fetish Gods: And because its a really over the top cartoon the sneeze just sounds like yelling the words "ah choo" Me: You guys suck. Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 5 minutes ago, SleepingPhlox said: Fetish Gods: And then the character sneezes himself off the earth and splits all the other planets in half and then lands on the sun. Me: I don't want this anymore. Oh my God, that is worse than the worst!!! I'm so, so sorry!! Link to comment
Stimuli Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 6 minutes ago, SleepingPhlox said: When this happens: Fetish Gods: Hey, know that actor you adore? Guess what! Totally acting a sneeze in a new thing. Me: Wow, thats great! I'm so happy! Fetish Gods: Its a cartoon... Me: Well the odds were pretty good on that. Fetish Gods: The character is an animal... Me: Hey, if its got his voice I'm happy. Fetish Gods: A really cartoony looking one. Me: I can work around that. I've got a good imagination. Fetish Gods: So the scene involves pepper... Me: Pretty standard I guess. Fetish Gods: And then the character sneezes himself off the earth and splits all the other planets in half and then lands on the sun. Me: I don't want this anymore. Fetish Gods: And because its a really over the top cartoon the sneeze just sounds like yelling the words "ah choo" Me: You guys suck. Oh god! The fetish gods giveth, and the fetish gods taketh away for sure 🤣 Fetish gods: "So you know how you're into allergy sneezes right?" Me: "yeah?" Fetish gods: "And you kinda enjoy your own sneezes a fair bit right?" Me: "go on..." Fetish gods: "And you've always kind of wished that you had mild allergies right?" Me: "Well, I was young and na..." Fetish gods: "Well your parents just got a cat..." Me: "Don't you dare. DON'T. YOU. DARE" Fetish gods: "Yeah so now you're allergic to cats lol" Link to comment
SleepingPhlox Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 11 hours ago, Chanel_no5 said: Oh my God, that is worse than the worst!!! I'm so, so sorry!! You know, "Sneeze That Breaks The Entire Solar System" wasn't on my list of favourite fetishy scenarios before this...and it's still not. 11 hours ago, Stimuli said: Oh god! The fetish gods giveth, and the fetish gods taketh away for sure 🤣 The Fetish Gods are definitely from the same mold of the Greek gods of Olympus. Sometimes they are gracious and sometimes they're just like "Hey, I'm bored, wanna go mess with some humans for a laugh?" Link to comment
ID2006 Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 17 hours ago, SleepingPhlox said: When this happens: Fetish Gods: Hey, know that actor you adore? Guess what! Totally acting a sneeze in a new thing. Me: Wow, thats great! I'm so happy! Fetish Gods: Its a cartoon... Me: Well the odds were pretty good on that. Fetish Gods: The character is an animal... Me: Hey, if its got his voice I'm happy. Fetish Gods: A really cartoony looking one. Me: I can work around that. I've got a good imagination. Fetish Gods: So the scene involves pepper... Me: Pretty standard I guess. Fetish Gods: And then the character sneezes himself off the earth and splits all the other planets in half and then lands on the sun. Me: I don't want this anymore. Fetish Gods: And because its a really over the top cartoon the sneeze just sounds like yelling the words "ah choo" Me: You guys suck. Omg, I hate when I find out there is a sneeze in a movie and it is so horribly done or exaggerated Link to comment
Bless you, Hi Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 Fate: So about this movie you’re watching with the really hot actress you have a crush on… Me: Yeah? Fate: There’s actually a sneeze coming up in the film. Me: Nice! Looking forward to it. Fate: It’s from a dude. Me: 🙄 Link to comment
Shining Light Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 When you have to rewind TV shows because a character's nose twitched in an interesting way while they spoke, or they rubbed at it in a scene, and then you rewind it and it wasn't even that good 😅 Relatedly When you have a work crush on someone you've only ever met over Zoom, because they have a great nose and a habit of rubbing at it and playing with it, but now you've seen them from a different angle and their nose isn't as nice from this side 😭 #FetishProblems Link to comment
•.*°•☆. Q .☆•°*.• Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 On 12/22/2020 at 5:19 AM, Shining Light said: When you have to rewind TV shows because a character's nose twitched in an interesting way while they spoke i literally spent like 20 minutes rewatching the same 10 seconds of show on amazon just to try and capture the pERFECT screengrab of an extremely fleeting expression a character made while sighing that looked like a pre-sneeze face. i legit feel u on this part Link to comment
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