#fetishproblems

[VividBubbles!]

When you really want to draw or write out a sneezing scenario for the new fictional character you're in love with, but you have no ability to draw whatsoever and no motivation to write. #fetishproblems

[Mercury]

When you really want to draw or write out a sneezing scenario for the new fictional character you're in love with, but you have no ability to draw whatsoever and no motivation to write. #fetishproblems

This.

Also, trying to write a sneeze fanfic and trying and trying, but not being able to get the sneezes to look/sound right.

[bingochamp7]

When you really want to draw or write out a sneezing scenario for the new fictional character you're in love with, but you have no ability to draw whatsoever and no motivation to write. #fetishproblems

This. Is. Me.

[SleepingPhlox]

The fact that "I just wanna go home and write sneezefics" isn't a valid reason for refusing overtime. #fetishproblems

[Claire89]

When you see/hear an attractive person of the opposite sex sneeze and you have to bite your lip to not say, "Damn that was hot!"

[Chanel_no5]

When you dream that you listen to an amazing .wav that caters to ALL your preferences... and then you wake up and realise you will never listen to it again.

[PaperThings]

When a sneeze thing happens in real life (or a book or a movie) and is so perfect and you're so happy and... it's just your own private little secret thing, and you can't tell any of your IRL friends why you're so happy, because they don't know anything at all about it.

[VividBubbles!]

When a sneeze thing happens in real life (or a book or a movie) and is so perfect and you're so happy and... it's just your own private little secret thing, and you can't tell any of your IRL friends why you're so happy, because they don't know anything at all about it.

YES. THIS IS 100% ACCURATE.

[Wig_Powder]

When playing with Cleverbot/sneeze flash games/dress up doll makers gives you ideas for sneezefics, but...

1. You already have at least twenty sneezefic ideas already.

and/or

2. Some of the ideas are interesting/complex enough that they might make decent original fic in their own right, but it's almost impossible to strip the sneezing out of them and still make it work.

[RediChalyn]

When your boyfriend catches a cold and gets all sneezy, but he doesn't know about your fetish so you have to somehow keep it a secret that you're getting really turned on.

[thethingof]

When a sneeze thing happens in real life (or a book or a movie) and is so perfect and you're so happy and... it's just your own private little secret thing, and you can't tell any of your IRL friends why you're so happy, because they don't know anything at all about it.

YES. This is awful, when I found a sneeze by my favourite YouTuber I was so happy but couldn't tell anyone I knew IRL. And also when family members sneeze or have fits it's the most uncomfortable thing ever.

[RediChalyn]

When a sneeze thing happens in real life (or a book or a movie) and is so perfect and you're so happy and... it's just your own private little secret thing, and you can't tell any of your IRL friends why you're so happy, because they don't know anything at all about it.

YES. This is awful, when I found a sneeze by my favourite YouTuber I was so happy but couldn't tell anyone I knew IRL. And also when family members sneeze or have fits it's the most uncomfortable thing ever.

I really wish my favorite youtubers would sneeze! But I think they edit out their sneezes most of the time honestly because I've seen that pre sneeze face on Superwoman then it just suddenly disappears (obviously I'm not including the video where it was literally all about types of sneezes)

[Blade]

When you hear a hot girl sneeze and you BEG for her to sneeze again.

When you see an attractive girl on TV sneeze and you rewind it back to that part.

When you see a pretty woman with a cold and really want to give them a tissue.

When you're somewhow talking about allergies with a friend and you want to keep going but don't want him thinking you're weird.

When you bless EVERY girl that sneezes a sexy sneeze and want to be their friend so you can talk about her sneezes and possibly make her sneeze.

When you want a girlfriend that has specific allergies and an adorable sneeze that lets you induce her.

#fetishproblems

[Cecilia]

When you haven't been attracted to an irl sneeze in months. #fetishproblems

Feeling like writing fetish fiction or being on the forum 24/7, but having 183738 other things to do. #fetishproblems #thanksjunioryear

When you're torn between wanting someone to get sick, and being concerned for their well-being and happiness. #fetishproblems #conflicted

[Cici l]

When someone tells you they've been sick and the first thing you wanna ask is "we'll have you been sneezy?" But that would be awkward.

[Animania]

when someone asks you what you want for christmas and you have to stop yourself saying 'N and Onceler fanfics and fanart' xD

#fetish problems #butseriouslythatsalliwantDx

Edited October 25, 2015 by Animania

[Kaze Wo Hiku]

When a sneeze thing happens in real life (or a book or a movie) and is so perfect and you're so happy and... it's just your own private little secret thing, and you can't tell any of your IRL friends why you're so happy, because they don't know anything at all about it.

Oh god, this.

When you causually mention to someone you're writing a story and they ask what's it about and you're not about to tell them it's an M/M fetish fict.... #fetishproblems

[Hovercuke]

When your teacher tells you the phrase "France sneezes, and all of Europe catches a cold" and your mind instantly goes to thing you shouldn't be thinking about in class.

#fetishproblems

[Kaze Wo Hiku]

When your teacher tells you the phrase "France sneezes, and all of Europe catches a cold" and your mind instantly goes to thing you shouldn't be thinking about in class.

#fetishproblems

When your mind then pictures the cast of Hetalia #animeproblems #fetishproblems

[Red Ring of Death]

Being the only one in your family with this thought and completely paranoid of dropping the ball by talking about it in your sleep.

[Animania]

When a sneeze thing happens in real life (or a book or a movie) and is so perfect and you're so happy and... it's just your own private little secret thing, and you can't tell any of your IRL friends why you're so happy, because they don't know anything at all about it.

Oh god, this.

When you causually mention to someone you're writing a story and they ask what's it about and you're not about to tell them it's an M/M fetish fict.... #fetishproblems

double triple quad both of these!!!!!!! <3

Edited October 26, 2015 by Animania

[CharliesGirl]

Eww my mom is sneezing. Ugh! Yuck! I am thoroughly grossed out, and I'm actually kind of jealous. Why can't I sneeze?! #fetishproblems

[Justanaveragepotato]

My friend sneezes on me on accident and you have to act disgusted and not remotely turned on

[Kaze Wo Hiku]

I'm actually laughing at myself over this one...

When you're held up in your story since you can't figure out how your normally "non-sick" character would sneeze. #fetishproblems

[Kalla]

#fetishproblems When you are at work and there are little post-it notes around your desk with attempts at spelling out stifled sneezes and draw mess font.

My desk isn't even that private. D: