#fetishproblems

[Lavendersnz]

Matching with a girl in HER who briefly mentions she has a cold and now you can’t stop thinking about her sneezing or going over to take care of her. You’ve only been talking for 2 hours 🤦🏽‍♀️
#fetishproblems

[Joal 555]

Seeing a woman sneeze through a shop window, but not being able to hear it.

#fetishproblems

(although I'm thankful for small mercies!)

 

[sneezeguy468]

When you go on some dates with a girl and she has horrible sneezes and you can't look past them 😂🙈

[prismaticpollen]

Consistently waking up with a tickly nose, but not enough of a tickle to sneeze

[Sneesee]

When you are going through your friends Snapchat stories, and you come across one from your former man of interest’s son, who was making a video of pets, but in the background you hear two familiar sneezes. And you don’t truly know how you feel about it, kind of alternately sad and happy. Really, it’s sort of painful because you wish you were hanging out, but you know that’s never gonna happen again. #fetishproblems 

[Bless you, Hi]

The fact that cough-like sneezes exist.

[dominchoo]

On 8/26/2021 at 9:00 AM, Mal said:

When you're also a hypochondriac and terrified of covid so hearing people sneeze in public now is the most confusing crossing of brain wires where you're both anxious and turned on...

THIS. i hate people sneezing w/o a mask in public its so disgusting to me. im not even a hypochondriac, i just dont want to get sick!!

 

[Chanel_no5]

Moving and stacking hay and constantly be distracted by the thought of how hot it would be to be joined by someone with really bad allergies...  

... but no, it's just you, and you're not hot and not allergic to hay.  

[dominchoo]

*dj khaled voice* anotha one 

being equally pissed and grateful that you didnt inherit the horrible family allergies.

but now everytime you see your family someone is sneezing and its never. you. 

[favrielle]

Not sure if this has already been mentioned, but it seems like lately everyone is adopting the "SZN" spelling for "season." I keep seeing "It's spooky SZN" and my brain immediately goes to SNZ or like snz-tumblr stuff. IT'S DISTRACTING. They know not what they do. 😒

[MyOwnPrivateSFC]

12 hours ago, favrielle said:

Not sure if this has already been mentioned, but it seems like lately everyone is adopting the "SZN" spelling for "season." I keep seeing "It's spooky SZN" and my brain immediately goes to SNZ or like snz-tumblr stuff. IT'S DISTRACTING. They know not what they do. 😒

Absolutely this!!! 😡😡😡

[favrielle]

I thought of two more:

Wanting to post your fanfic on AO3 but it's just incredibly fetish-y so it probably would go unappreciated (and would also "out" you, in a sense).

Having things like allergy meds and vicks vaporub in your targeted ads because of things you've look at online. I don't need those ads and they are annoying!

[JustReading]

When there's no fetish art for your favourite characters but you don't want to ask, but at the same time you nope out when that same character has the fetish.

[Reader]

My mom using the words “sneezing space” in a conversation with me 😑

[CantDoThisAnymore]

Learning on day one that your attractive new co-worker has “terrible allergies” - and then proceeding to witness ONE in the following five years 🙄

[brokensneeze]

On 10/15/2021 at 8:10 AM, Readinator said:

My mom using the words “sneezing space” in a conversation with me 😑

In what context? I have a hard time imagining a conversation I would ever use that phrase in--was it something like "I've had so many people bothering me today that I don't even have space to sneeze in peace!"?

[Reader]

9 minutes ago, brokensneeze said:

In what context? I have a hard time imagining a conversation I would ever use that phrase in--was it something like "I've had so many people bothering me today that I don't even have space to sneeze in peace!"?

Hahahahahaha nope, but that’s a really interesting sentence.
 

I believe she said something like “Just make sure you’re distanced away from others so that you’re not in their coughing space and sneezing space.”

[brokensneeze]

12 minutes ago, Readinator said:

Hahahahahaha nope, but that’s a really interesting sentence.
 

I believe she said something like “Just make sure you’re distanced away from others so that you’re not in their coughing space and sneezing space.”

I see. I guess I should have thought about that, given the pandemic and the emphasis on social distancing...

[ItchyNostrils]

The TikTok #sneezeface trend that is just face filters and makes it so much harder to weed through content 😅 

[riyona_ebooks]

not being into NSFW or overly fetishy sneeze content, but you’re also currently hooked on a character who’s basically a porn Vocaloid… 

all of those moans and yelps but not one (1) sneeze 😔

Edited December 17, 2021 by squid game on main

[snzluvr]

Wanting to hear someone sneeze so bad but they never do! It’s so frustrating haha😅 but then what if he does and i cant take  a video because that’d be weird..

also when someone you’ve been fantasizing seeing and hearing them sneeze sneezes.. but it’s not how you like so now You’re just like ;-;

[SleepingPhlox]

When a script specifies to read it in an "authoritative but not stuffy voice" and it takes you a few moment mentally processing it before you understand what that means to normal humans.

And then you get distracted by thinking about authoritative and VERY stuffy (the good kind) voices...

[Clark Kent]

To stare or not to stare?

I've had next to zero obs during the pandemic but this last weekend I was out to dinner and behind me were sat a nice couple. 

At one point I could hear the very attractive girl sneeze and bless herself while I was in the middle of a conversation with someone who would have been able to see everything over my shoulder. The strength it took to not just do a full 180 turn and full stare matched the disappointment of not actually being able to do so.

The same thing happened again around 20 mins later just to double the test but what can you do?  As much as hearing was of course better than nothing, this for me is one of the most annoying aspects. 

Evolution and 360° chameleon eyes hurry up please. 

[riverevanss]

Needing to sneeze at 2am when everyone is asleep, so I need to stifle, but if I stifle then, I sneeze like 7-8 times, and I can't even breath. One of my biggest problems, I swear.

[PennyLane]

When for some ungodly reason the topic of conversation is sneeze related, and I need to respond but my mental block physically will not let me say the word "sneeze", so I have to tip toe around the concept until the person either gets my point or I have to bite the bullet and say "sneeze "