Sneezologist123 Posted March 12, 2014 Posted March 12, 2014 Hi! Yesterday, I finally got around to fixing my patio cover. One of the pieces of wood was getting rotten and needed to be replaced. So I took the old wood out, got the new piece, measured it up, got out a hand-saw and started cutting it to size. Of course, sawing the wood made sawdust, and lots of it was floating around in the air. Not that I minded, though. I always liked the smell of cut wood, and if it made me sneeze, all the better. After about a minute of sawing, I got the wood cut just right. I had just wiped off the remaining sawdust and was about to get some paint, when seemingly out of nowhere, a massive tickly feeling filled my nose. I stopped everything I was doing. Right away, I could tell I was going to sneeze, hard. For a split second, nothing happened. Then, I suddenly took in a huge breath of air, filling my lungs to capacity. At the same time, my eyes slammed shut, my head tilted back slightly, and I could feel my muscles tensing, building up pressure. Then...I bent over at the waist, and....HARRIIISSHHHHOO!!!! All the pent up pressure exploded out as I sneezed uncovered toward the ground. It felt every bit as powerful as I thought it would, and I couldn't help but yell a little as I did it. But, almost immediately after the sneeze was finished, I could tell I wasn't done. The tickle felt just the same as it had. I quickly sniffed, and noticed my nose getting runny. So, about a second later, I took in another huge breath of air, and unleashed a second, nearly identical sneeze...HARRIIISSSHHHIOO!!!!! Again, I sneezed uncovered toward the ground. As this sneeze finished, I noticed that the tickle felt a little less intense, but was still definitely there. I sniffed again, noticing even more wetness in my nose, but the tickle stayed put. I needed to sneeze again, so I glanced up at the clear sky, and that was all I needed. HARRIIISSSSHHH!!!!!! A third massive sneeze exploded out, even more intense than the other two, and immediately afterwards, I knew I was done sneezing. The tickle was completely gone, and I felt an huge sense of relief. I could also feel that my nose was extremely runny, and that there was a good deal of wetness on my upper lip. So I quickly went inside, thoroughly blew my nose, and felt very happy that I'd decided to fix the patio that day.
Psyneezy Posted March 17, 2014 Posted March 17, 2014 BLESSSS YOU! Would have love to have seen that !
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