Chalk Allergies (Probably) M (Long)

[Hibiscus]

Ok, I didn’t particularly enjoy experiencing this ob, because it made me feel kinda annoyed? Bothered? Embarrassed? Yeah, it was just kind of uncomfortable for me during the experience, because I was just so you know, it made me feel embarrassed ish. I dunno, I don’t you should care, so I’ll just shut my gob…

I take gymnastics pretty much everyday of the week and this week, a new person joined our practice session. He just moved over here from Georgia, going to another gym before coming to said center.

He is just this uniquely hot, not cute, hot. Dark, dark brown tousled hair, olive skinned, green eyes. His features are angular, from his eyebrows to his thin lips, except his eyes which are big and stand out with his black eyelashes. OH, and not to mention like all intermediate gymnasts, he has muscles. Well defined, but he is not buff. Lean, agile, type.

Well, Mento321, you say, I thought girls and boys gymnasts learnt and practiced different things! Yes, but the amount of instructors was a shortage today, so Mr. Zul combined both classes to practice the same things.

Ok so, L was practicing on the rungs, flipping on them, hand standing, while I was there admiring those god damned muscles. I was waiting for my turn to run on the tumbled track, so, don’t judge me for letting my eyes wander! When it was my turn, I ran at top speed, clouds of chalk in the foam ground flying up in my wake. I did my stuff, and landed. Right when I finished, my eyes went right back to Mr. Hottie McHottie.

Suddenly, one hand slipped when he was flipping, and he crashed on the foam mat underneath him. I ran over to him, and he got up fast. Like all people, I asked, “You okay?”

He just walked away from the rungs and didn’t answer, rubbing at his face, and squinting his eyes.

So I am like ok, he thinks I am a weirdo, or maybe he’s a weirdo. And then... he sneezes, “Het-CHOO!” to the side and sits down on a folded plastic mat. My face instantly becomes hot, and I freeze up. His eyes squint up in to tiny slits again, and his mouth hangs gaping, before relaxing with a sigh. He sniffs. Plucking at the lint in the felt ground, he says, “Yeah.”

And then he raised both hands over his hands and nose and takes a fast, audible exhale, chest expanding rapidly, “Hhhhhh-KGXNXT!-----ah” He squeezes out an apology, before gasping again. “ET-CHUH! Het-CHUH!” He sniffs a series, desperately.

My mouth was probably hanging open without me noticing. I already felt my hands sweating fucking river and I tried to keep it hidden by turning them in, towards my legs. My mind is racing to keep calm, incognito about my sf.

“Hey [Mento]! Your turn!” One of my friends snapped me out of my reverie. I forced my mouth to unhinge. What was I supposed to say? No? I couldn’t say that, it would seem wierd. So I sprint over, do a routine again, stand back in line. My eyes like a bomerang, went straight back to him.

He kept on rubbing at his nose, slidding his index finger along the outside length of it, and wiggling it. I couldn’t hear his breaths, but I saw his chest’s rapid and irregular breaths and it looked like this, or I imagined it to be- “HehT-hnn...hih! hih! hhhh….Het!” He sniffed a couple of times. “Het! ZZNCH’oo! ZZNCHah! hih! hih! KSCHiew! kSCHHIEW! hhh-eYIETCH!-uh” The sneezes were so strong, his legs bounced off of the ground with each launch. It was comical, almost. I could hear these, and so did Mr. Zul.

“Orkay?” He asked L, with a thick Russian accent.

“Allergies.” He said, congested, before coughing lightly a several times into his fist, before his handsome face twisted up again.

I don’t know how I thought of this idea, but I am fucking brilliant. I went over to the main stand in the middle and got him the tissue box. I know! Genius!

“Thadks.”

He pulled a handful of it out and held all of it up to his nose and emitted a gurgly blow, probably passed the point of trying to maintain dignity.

I took a bold, and I mean bold move-I sat down next to him. He kind of shifted, I think it was to sneeze over the farthest shoulder. “KSCH! I have doe idea why I’ab sdeezidg so much.” He sighed, and then got up. He got up! Almost right after I sat down next to him! And left the gym, and disappeared….never to be seen again. Just kidding, I’ll probably see him next week.

I am literally still offended and thinking about why he got up right after I sat down next to him. Did he hate me already that much? Well you know what, L? I hate you too, but kinda want to see you again...Hopefully next week?

[darkness-is-the-light]

I am literally still offended and thinking about why he got up right after I sat down next to him. Did he hate me already that much? Well you know what, L? I hate you too, but kinda want to see you again...Hopefully next week?

Maybe he didn't want to seem disgusting when you were right next to him.

[Hibiscus]

I am literally still offended and thinking about why he got up right after I sat down next to him. Did he hate me already that much? Well you know what, L? I hate you too, but kinda want to see you again...Hopefully next week?

Maybe he didn't want to seem disgusting when you were right next to him.

That would be fan-freaking-tastic if he cared about my opinions of him. I would hope so. But, there was something about his demeanor that didn't say so. In my past experience, the hottest are always the worst of jerks. Hopefully, I am wrong.

Thank you for replying, Sophie!

[SterlingSilver]

Oh, that's an ADORABLE OB, Mento~! Thanks for sharing~! Well spelled sneezes and everything <3

Also, he sounds like a shy kind of person who was probably uncomfortable being a loud, sneezy nuisance on his first day. And he didn't know anyone, it seemed, so that was probably more embarrassing. And then you sitting next to him might have just made him feel too shy to go on, so he ran xD

In any case, I hope you see him again and he turns out to not be a jerk~ Best luck!

[Hygge]

Awesome obs, and so well written! You keep it so lighthearted and fun and he sounds so... Hot lol

[a_nonny_mouse]

Well, if he does turn out to be a jerk, then you can enjoy his miseries guilt-free. Silver linings!

[Snufaleeze]

Your have great obs! This is so good and i think he was just shy about sneezing near someone. Kepp us posted if anything happens!

[elements]

wow. I melted. What a hott obs! Thanks so much for sharing, and in such a witty way, too!

[squealofapproval]

That's pretty nice :/ I've always had a thing for gymnasts. Not to exclude you, Mento123 *wink wonk*

But that was rude of him :/ I hate it when people do that.

Edited April 13, 2014 by Super Awko the nerd

[SpookyBoi]

You might of been wearing a perfume he was allergic to that's what it sounds like to me. He also might of done it without thinking about it at all. I do stuff like that all then oh this person my of take that the wrong way. There's reasons he might of moved he can't truely hate you without knowing you. You sound cool.

[Hibiscus]

That's pretty nice :/ I've always had a thing for gymnasts. Not to exclude you, Mento123 *wink wonk*

But that was rude of him :/ I hate it when people do that.

*tries to wink back, but fails*

it was indeed rude, but could have been a misunderstanding. He could have offered an explanation.

You might of been wearing a perfume he was allergic to that's what it sounds like to me. He also might of done it without thinking about it at all. I do stuff like that all then oh this person my of take that the wrong way. There's reasons he might of moved he can't truely hate you without knowing you. You sound cool.

I think he has chalk allergies, many people do. Yeah, it could have easily been a misunderstanding-I am going to talk to him next time. And thanks. you sound cooler though!

[squealofapproval]

Misunderstandings are one of the biggest bullshit issues in life. I swear.

[Hibiscus]

Misunderstandings are one of the biggest bullshit issues in life. I swear.

True that.

New username and profile picture? Awesome!

[squealofapproval]

Misunderstandings are one of the biggest bullshit issues in life. I swear.

True that.

New username and profile picture? Awesome!

Thanks. I'm gushing. I needed a new start. Tbh I hated the last two.

[Psyneezy]

Thanks for sharing, such a nice obs..

Hmmm, sad you couldn't fully enjoy it

[MarvinTM]

He was probably embarrassed, or something. But thanks for sharing regardless!

[Hibiscus]

This one is not juicy-no fetishy material.

In today’s class, the boys and girls were seperated again (I know, boohoo), but during attendance, we were herded into a group again. While Mr. Zul was accounting attendance, I looked at him, maybe glared, and he looked back, hands poised awkwardly behind his back. His hair was softly spiked with gel this time. I was waiting for him to say something, but he didn’t, so I started first.

As an awkward, “Yeah, hey.”

“Hi.” He said with a nod, eyes still locked.

“Are you ok?” I asked.

“Mhmm. I think it was the chalk in the mats that went up when I, you know, fell.” He said. I WAS RIGHT! Ah, it feels good…

And then we went our seperate ways.

_________

He didn’t seem mean, just kind of awkward. Anyway, if he does fall again-I will keep you guys posted in this thread. Kay, bye for now.

[squealofapproval]

I like awkward boys. ~.~ Lucky duck, you

I'm glad it's all good.

[ERWcst]

Oh man.....this has the opportunities for so many more incidents! And if he turns out to be a jerk.....pranks!

[JaeChaeGi]

The way he talked about falling makes me think his pride may have been hurt by the fall, compounded by the embarrassment of the sneezing fit, so he didn't want attention from anyone. (If he only knew about the sneezing fit, right?!!!) Let us know if you're able to break through his shell!

[Hibiscus]

So two weeks ago, L asked me for my number, and I gave it to him, so I guess I can say we are getting pretty serious. Just kidding, he has a girlfriend, and I am not allowed to date until I am ‘outta the house’. Friends, yeah. All we’ve been doing is sending each other stupid forbidden texts, and linking tumblr posts. I am probably not going to ever date him, because ‘once a cheater, always a cheater’.

Go back and read the description of him. It will make this ob a helluva lot more awesome.

Anyway, last class, he had another fit during our water break. Sitting on a blue mat, he was sandwiched between [Cassidy] and I, in a friendly conversation.

(He was totally flirting with us, that fucker.)

During the first five minutes, he was full out raunchy, adorable, overflowing with words. But then, he started sucking his upper-lip into his mouth.

Adams apple moving up and down, pressing his tongue to the roof of his mouth.

Trying to hide his need to sneeze.

C’mon, I am like an expert sneeze detector; don’t try to fucking hide it Mr.

“So, do you have any [pets]?” Cassidy asked, tilting her head. Her pony tail is always swishing.

I am just here studying him wordlessly (such a creeper), watching his reaction, twisting the water bottle cap on and off, on and off, on and off.

He twitches his nose and clips “Yep.” Then he sucks that voluptuous upper lip right back into his mouth, left eye twitching a little bit. He nearly sucks off his lip. I can see that leotard bound chest pulsing in effort to keep the sneeze in. Then, with a whimper, he lets go, aiming it between his legs.

“Hangh-CHUH’hoo!” He sniffs rapidly afterwards. “Uhh.”

Cassidy blesses him. He stares ahead, wiping at his left eye. The speakers were playing super inspirational music for the dancers.

Then his mouth unhinges open again, and he squints. “hih-hih-hih-IhZZZCH!-oo-wah” This time into his steepled hands.

He swiftly gets up, hands still cupped over his mouth and nose, and walks the short distance over to the center, where he pulls out a tissue.

I fidget with my bottle cap again, and look over at Cassidy. She looks back, sticks her tongue out and pretends to puke in fake disgust, then plasters that look of sympathy onto her face again, watching the dancers prance to their inspirational music.

He bunches the crapload of tissues to his face, and barks out another sneeze that jerks him forward. He blows his nose, aggressively

The instructor of the tumbling class trods by him to get his Big Gulp that is filled with Coke.

“Allergies again, [L]?”

He nods, pitifully, and then flicks his eyes to me.

I flit my eyes back to the dancers. Internal Monologue: ‘Holy crap, he’s looking at me, please don’t let him know I was looking, that would be so awkward, so awkward, damn it, shoo, don’t look at me.’ while staring determinedly at the dancers. He must have thought I loved those dancers; I was burning a hole through them with the intensity of my stare.

“Haaah-KEE!iew Hugn-ZZnCHa!”

I turn my head back around, seeing him jerk with more sneezes. “Hu’ uh HAH! YieTCHEiew!-ah...KNGUTCH-IEW...HNG-TCHCH-oo!”

Cassidy gets up to refill her water bottle from the fountain near the exit, eyeing him as she passes. He eyes back, behind sodden tissues.

With a final pinch-wipe, he releases the tissues into the trashcan. He squirts the convenient hand sanitizer into his palms, rubs, and comes back to sit next to me, nose red.

I can’t talk. Or maybe I can. I don’t want to find out.

“Sorry”, he says as he sits down. Right after his gluteus maximus touches the mat, our break time is over, and he jumps up. Awkward.

Edited May 18, 2014 by Mento

[Snufaleeze]

Wow, this guy and sneezing! I love it! I don't like him being a cheater like person , but you lucky girl you!

[OhDearBlessYou]

Well, this is quite nice material

[a_nonny_mouse]

Smart as hell to not date a cheater, BTW. I say this as a sworn polyamorist (my partners all know about each other and we communicate, it's great.) I've known so many people to fall victim to serial monogamy in adulthood... "we met and started dating while they were married, then they cheated on me"... ayup. Now, flirtatious texts do not necessarily constitute cheating, but it sounds like they don't pass the litmus test of "could he tell his girlfriend he was doing the thing", so your instincts are probably squarely correct.

Glad it turned out to be the likes-you-and-is-shy cold shoulder rather than the doesn't-like-you cold shoulder though. That's always good for self-esteem.

[ImTHATweird]

Well, if he does turn out to be a jerk, then you can enjoy his miseries guilt-free.

Oh yes!

And ya, watch out for a cheating history Mento! Super hot obs though.