Shopping

[a_lotofthings]

I was wandering around the shampoo aisle at Target yesterday and came across a man and his wife shopping and talking. They turned a corner into the long back aisle near the pharmacy and must have walked pretty quickly because when I made the same turn a few minutes later they were several yards away. All of a sudden I heard them stop talking, the guy must have inhaled, and he was literally bent over at the waist, head down near his knees, with the most dramatic sneeze I have ever seen in my life. He just sniffed and said "excuse me" like he wasn't surprised- he must sneeze like that all the time.

[Snufaleeze]

Dang, that must have been one shell of a sneeze!