GF Obs

[Raistlin]

Yesterday my girlfriend (5'4", short brown hair, toned but a great ass) and I were out for late night ice cream and walking back. I had been hoping for a sneeze, since she's a pretty sneezy lady and any long date will probably feature a performance, and boy I got it. As we stopped to cross the street she bent forward slightly and did her normal nasal hands free mostly-stifle, sort of a "hmmpffsch" sound all through the nose. The first one is always sudden but I was excited because she never sneezes once and the later ones have buildup. I didn't get to see much though because she stayed bent forward and facing away from me as she did the exact same sneeze again, almost on the next breath, then one more with a hand kind of hovering near her face but not actually covered. I thought that was it for a second and was about to move in for my usual post-sneeze kiss, but as soon as she straightened up her mouth drooped at the corners, eyes unfocused. She gave one little hitch, then sucked in a huge, shakey "hehhhhhhh". For a split second I was super excited, because my sweetie is a stifler out of politeness, but if two or three stifles don't get the tickle out she drops the inhibition and lets rip. But damn this was a good one. She kept her mouth closed, flung herself forward at the waste to be almost horizontal, and blasted out a nasal sneeze I can't begin to spell, shooting a perfectly clear orb of snot from her right nostril.

"Ewwww (sniff), do you have a tissue?" she asked. I was kinda busy adjusting my pants but I managed to tell her I did not. She wiped her nose on her sleeve.

"Wow, that was a lot" she said, looking at her sleeves and rubbing her nose. "Not as much as hit the ground" I said, in a clearly not grossed out joking way.

"Yeah, I saw the puddle!" she laughed. Damn I need to keep this girl.

Edited May 25, 2014 by Raistlin

[Mr Sneezy]

That would have been hot to see!!! Does she know of your interest?

[Raistlin]

She knows I always kiss her after she sneezes, and I've told her that I find the indelicacy of them charming and she doesn't have to keep them polite around me, so I think she has some idea.

[etechie]

Nice Catch sir, hope to hear of more

[OhDearBlessYou]

Oh yes.