Recent boyfriend obs

[BurgundyJayne]

So my boyfriend happens to have the exact sort of sneeze I like best. I lucked out for sure.

Several nights ago I was taking laundry to one if the kids bedrooms. No sooner had he said "I could have carried that for you.", he sneezed so loudly I almost dropped the basket. "RRRAAA EHH HOO". I blessed him and he laughed, remarking "damn, that came outta nowhere, like my face exploded!"

I laughed with him and was grateful as always for any kind of discussion about it. He doesn't know that there are butterflies in my stomach and I'm a little bit in shock.

Then last night he was playing xbox and was in the middle of a battle. His eyes glazed over, and his mouth dropped open as he tried to keep focusing on the screen. He sneezed once, a medium volume "ahh hoo!", snapping forward with the force, then exclaimed, "dammit!". I bless him, but he doesn't respond .

His fist comes up toward his mouth and he begins one of his torturous buildups. The kind where his mouth drops open, he fans the air in front of him and pants a little bit as it increases, and then much like the previous loud sneeze I just described he bellows out "Huh EHH HOO" and snaps forward with the force of it, coming back up to notice that his character has been killed in the battle.

"What a fucking time to have to sneeze!" He mutters, sniffling and rubbing at his nose while the game transports him back to a previous location.

Meanwhile I'm mentally storing away what just happened like it's on a movie reel.

[thethingof]

They certainly sound loud and powerful! Haha I hope he sneezes some more for you then!

[Aranea]

Lucky for you That's awesome!!!!!!

[BananaTree]

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