HideAndGoSneeze Posted August 16, 2015 Posted August 16, 2015 Okay...I have to share this...a good friend of mine at work...let's call him George..has a huge nose. Now, when I say huge nose, I don't mean like the ones that we elegantly describe in our fictional stories...but he's a short, skinny guy, and has a big nose for someone of his size...with that nose...comes constant sneezing...LOUD SNEEZES. On a good day, George sometimes sneezes about ten times...we work in an office together, taking phone calls...and you'll just hear "HUURESSCHOO!!!" And we will all bless him. Well, TODAY I was minding my business...he had already sneeze about four times (not consecutively, but throughout the morning) and he comes up to me, and I happen to notice the tiniest shades of pink around his nostrils...could it be my sweet fruity perfume?? Or perhaps the dust that is in the area? (I know that makes my nose twitch and tickle all the time)---ANYWAY---he comes up to me, and says "Hey Mysterion0325 (NO I'M NOT PUTTING MY REAL NAME ON HERE lol), I--oh I have to snuuh--sneeze...HUUURESSSCHOO!!! Whew!! *sniff sniff* Uh, I have those reports you needed."Oh yes...God bless you, George!!
thethingof Posted August 16, 2015 Posted August 16, 2015 Wow that's lucky to have such a constant sneezer working with you! Keep us updated
BananaTree Posted August 17, 2015 Posted August 17, 2015 HO MY GAWD.Do big noses always have allergies and sneeze a lot? It seems so...Anyway...lovely obs and lucky you
HideAndGoSneeze Posted August 31, 2015 Author Posted August 31, 2015 So! George and i have another observation to share with you...And I might have...kinda...sorta...scared his sneeze away....He and I were making small funny talk, when all of a sudden, he pauses. His nostrils start to flare oh so slightly....his eyes have that "out of focus" look...and stupid me...I say "bless you In advance""Huhh--heh---" he has smaller gasps, he's looking up at the light...nothing. "gah!" He shouts out. "This is gonna torture my nose all day!!" We giggle about it and I back to our work...but sure enough...the following five minutes were hitching heaven. Little gasps here and there, a groan when the sneeze got stuck...until finally..."Heh...HUUURESSCHOOO!! Damn! Took long enough"Bless you, George. ?
ukrsneeze Posted August 31, 2015 Posted August 31, 2015 So! George and i have another observation to share with you...And I might have...kinda...sorta...scared his sneeze away....He and I were making small funny talk, when all of a sudden, he pauses. His nostrils start to flare oh so slightly....his eyes have that "out of focus" look...and stupid me...I say "bless you In advance""Huhh--heh---" he has smaller gasps, he's looking up at the light...nothing. "gah!" He shouts out. "This is gonna torture my nose all day!!" We giggle about it and I back to our work...but sure enough...the following five minutes were hitching heaven. Little gasps here and there, a groan when the sneeze got stuck...until finally..."Heh...HUUURESSCHOOO!! Damn! Took long enough"Bless you, George. George seems like a very loud sneezer I love your obs! And envy you a bit hahaAnyway, keep us updated and wish him blessings from me ^^
HideAndGoSneeze Posted September 1, 2015 Author Posted September 1, 2015 he IS! He's a little guy...shorter than me and thin like a pencil...you'd never expect someone to have such HUGE sneezes!! Sadly, I don't see him till Friday...that's when I work next with him, and he and I are grabbing lunch together too (I lost a bet LOL)
Mr. Black Cherry Berry Tea Posted September 2, 2015 Posted September 2, 2015 What a great obs! George sounds wonderful---tiny guys with huge sneezes for the win!
HideAndGoSneeze Posted September 5, 2015 Author Posted September 5, 2015 (edited) His sneezes can be heard from another room! Take today for instance---Minding my own business, doing my work...when suddenly---"HUUURAAAHHSHHHOOOOO!!!!"I jumped a little in my seat! The sound took me by surprise! But we all say "Bless you George!" And you can hear a soft "Thanghs" come from the other room...When he left the room, you could see the slight pink color around the edges of his nostrils. He kept rubbing at it all day, but sadly no other sneezes came out of that volcano of a nose....Never fear! I shall keep you updated!!! Edited September 5, 2015 by Mysterion0325
HideAndGoSneeze Posted September 14, 2015 Author Posted September 14, 2015 So today was an especially sneezy day for George.More than usual. Not that I'm complaining (and neither are you!! Lol)His nose was so red, and he had these little false starts, too... "Hey, Paul, I gotehh--heh--ho-hold on...huh--heh---HUURRESSCHEEWW!!"This happened throughout the day. He would ask people on the phone to hold on, blast one off, and go back and say "I have no idea what's bugging my nose today!"I wish I knew too... <.< >.>
Psyneezy Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 So today was an especially sneezy day for George.More than usual. Not that I'm complaining (and neither are you!! Lol)His nose was so red, and he had these little false starts, too... "Hey, Paul, I gotehh--heh--ho-hold on...huh--heh---HUURRESSCHEEWW!!"This happened throughout the day. He would ask people on the phone to hold on, blast one off, and go back and say "I have no idea what's bugging my nose today!"I wish I knew too... <.< >.>HAha we allll wish we knew, thanks for updating! Sounds really great
HideAndGoSneeze Posted September 27, 2015 Author Posted September 27, 2015 SO I haven't had an update in a while because George was on vacation for(EVER) a week and a half, but at the time I didn't know how long his vacation was...but day before yesterday, when I entered the office..."Huh...HAH...HURRESSSSCHEW!!" I don't know what I was more excited about; the fact that my dear friend had returned, or the fact I could hear those sneezes once again. "Bless you..and welcome back!" I say to him. George looks up, and oh man is his nose RED! the edges aren't the normal pinkish color but true RED, and he looks like he has a cold. "You okay? You don't look too good.""You missed it. The last five minutes I was sneezing my brains out.""Aw, I'm sorry (I missed it!! Damn parking lot...) to hear that!" He shrugs, gives a little sniffle, and says "probably won't be the end of it, though...think I have a cold."Ladies and gents...it wasn't the end of it. He sneezed quite a few more times, but later on had to go home early, and he called out sick the following day. Here's hoping he gets well soon!
Kaze Wo Hiku Posted September 27, 2015 Posted September 27, 2015 Awww poor George. As much as I hope he feels better I do hope you get some good cold sneezes. I wish I worked with someone like this but alas, I work from home XD.
HideAndGoSneeze Posted October 17, 2015 Author Posted October 17, 2015 So today you get a two-for-one post deal...Today, I was cleaning my apartment, and...well, unintentionally, it had gotten VERY dusty. So, I vacuumed, dusted, the works, and I think "I'll be fine...my nose is bugging, but I'll take some allergy medicine in the car on the way to work, that oughta help things out!"Wrong.The dust TORMENTED my nose, you guys! My nose was ticking and itching like CAH-RAZY!!!! So, I get in the car, look at the medicine---and I grabbed Aleve. Fun fact:: Aleve is NOT...my allergy medicine. So, I get a couple BIG sneezes out in my car by surprise...and for those that do not know...I don't sneeze a LOT (unless properly induced...this was the one rare exception where SO MUCH DUST particles must have entered my nose and had a mosh pit inside, the tortuous tickle was never ending.) HOWEVER...once I have to sneeze, it will either A) come out with a big tickle or Have a tickle so bothersome I have false starts, pre-facial expressions, a pink-ish, wiggly, scrunchy nose, and some hitching.Like I said, I don't sneeze A LOT (not like George, whom we will get to momentarily)...but I do have the torturous tickle and buildups that leaves me hanging...will I sneeze? Or is this another coax?Now, onto George!His sneezes today were EPIC. I feel it might be my perfume, where if that is the case, then I plan on stocking up! Throughout the day, there would be "HURRESSCHEW!!" kinds of sneezes, but one stood out to me today. I happened to walk past him to throw something in the recycling bin when I saw him stiffen. Now, I don't know if it was my perfume or something else, because he ALWAYS sneezes..but I hear "Heh...h-heh-heh--" a pause..."HUUUUURESSSSHHEW!!!!" Ya'll...I didn't realize I stood there motionless behind him...and watched him sneeze from the backside. I was so embarrassed. I quickly and quietly hurried back to my seat and pretended I was taking a phone call...He never noticed, thank the LORD.but that sneeze was full volume, giant sneezes..and it was amazing. You should have been there! lol
daystar428 Posted October 17, 2015 Posted October 17, 2015 Love the details in your obs his build ups and false starts sound amazing and delicious!! Keep us updated and thanks for sharing!!
HideAndGoSneeze Posted October 18, 2015 Author Posted October 18, 2015 Today was a good day, but I truly think it's my perfume that he might be allergic to...and part of me feels bad....yet I secretly hope it's true...is that bad?I don't know...but I guess if you heard his sneezes you'd be stuck too lol.Today, he and I were having a conversation about sports---something I kinda know about but don't follow...well, as he was talking, he brushed his fingers under his nose, and his voice got light and airy...he tensed up and got his arm ready, but it just hovered. "Gonna sneeze?" I asked. "Yuh--heh-heh---y-yeah..." I get brave and just...watch him...he has Small hitches...a bit of a pause, then... "HURRRESSCHEW!!"Gesundheit, George. I love my job. Lol
HideAndGoSneeze Posted October 19, 2015 Author Posted October 19, 2015 Okay, so no sneezes from George today...but just had to share this:George worked this morning, while I was just coming in to work for the night. His nose is rather pink around the corners, and he starts itching his nose. "Gah, my nose..." he grumbles as he grabs a tissue and--I think massages his nose through the tissue?"Just admit you're allergic to me, George," I tease him. He raises an eyebrow and says,"Actually, since you've gotten here, my nose stopped being so stuffy...I can actually breathe through my nose, despite the tickle..."This conversation continued for a few moments before I had to start, and as I turn the corner, my nose suddenly tickles like crazy..I walk with fast pace to the hall, away from other people, and let the sneeze go... "Heh---hah-CHOO! Heh-CHMPF!" Two in the crook of my elbow."Bless you," I hear him call, followed by, "You sure you're not allergic to me?" lol I just thought it was cute.
HideAndGoSneeze Posted November 29, 2015 Author Posted November 29, 2015 Guys. George made my day today.He started work in the morning...I started in the afternoon. I was having a crummy day to start. Well, he walks right up to me, says "Mysterion" (obviously he said my actual name lol), and I look up. He's looking right at me, and holds a finger up (wait a minute)....his nostrils start to flare (oh my...wait! He's right infront of me!!!) he starts to hitch (we're talking less than a foot away!!!) and then "Heh---HUUURESCCCHEWW!!!" He covered half of his mouth. My hand felt the light after-spray...and I swear I felt a little hit my cheek. Part of me was a little grossed out, but the "omg he was so close!" Part of my brain dominated..."Wow! Bless you!" I say with a laugh. "So, is that all you wanted to do? Just sneeze in front of me?" I teased."Yup," he replies, then walks away...then comes back and actually tells me what he originally wanted to say before his nose interrupted.It made my day!! God Bless You, George!!
HideAndGoSneeze Posted November 30, 2015 Author Posted November 30, 2015 Lol ah, my job's not half bad
Justanaveragepotato Posted December 1, 2015 Posted December 1, 2015 I love your job too if never miss a day Fr Fr lol
HideAndGoSneeze Posted December 4, 2015 Author Posted December 4, 2015 Okay so I know my OBS have been about George... But today we have a NEW worker...her name shall be...hmmm....Selina! Okay, so Selina is of average height and build, with light brown hair that she almost always wears half up/half down, and a rather bulbous nose. I picture a cherry tomato as the size and shape of her nose. And today she was talking about it freely...after a hitching start."Heh...hah, heh..." Her shoulders heaved up and down, I couldn't help hit watch. Her eyes were shut, her nose wiggled and writhed, and still the hitching came faster "heh-hah-hah-heh!!" They were soft but audible, her nose twitching faster, hands ready for capture."Bless you," someone calls out (okay, it was ME), and yet she still hitched, nose wiggling and chest and shoulders bouncing with each breath."Heh--hahhahhah-heeeh---" then nothingn. She groaned and said "This sneeze will be gigantic when it finally comes out!" We all giggle along with her, each of us going back to work, but then she says, "no, I'm serous! My nose gives out these gigantic sneezes...the longer it builds, the bigger it gets...and my sneezes are always big."I swallow my fear and ask, "so the buildup a are always like that?? You know, so I don't scare away another sneeze or something.." (Because that was my main concern WINK WINK)She looked at me and said "Oh yes, it's always that torturous of a buildup. I hope you don't mind."I thought I was in a dream...or better, my own live sneeze fic---but nope!! REAL LIFE!!!!
HideAndGoSneeze Posted August 1, 2016 Author Posted August 1, 2016 It's back! My George Obs are BACK!!!  I haven't worked with George in forever, so yesterday when I was able to work with him, I was really happy His nose seemed to be timid yesterday. He would sniffle, the edges of his nostrils slightly pink, and I didn't think I'd hear any sneezes...I had almost forgotten what they sounded like, it's been that long! *Gasp!* But, he just doubled over with a giant, "HURESSSSHOOOOOO!" that was so strong, you could hear his lips vibrate (does that make sense?). We all said "Bless You", because we're all so polite, and he even said "Wow, that was a huge sneeze...even for me!" and he just...looked at me...with this goofy-ass smile...but no..he doesn't know...he shouldn't...I do very well with hiding my fetish at work.  ....I think.
A440 Posted August 1, 2016 Posted August 1, 2016 Well that's certainly a spirited return! Glad you finally got to see him sneeze again, and doubly glad we got to read about it. Â
GFHen Posted August 3, 2016 Posted August 3, 2016 This George seems like a funny guy! At my last job the two employees beside me were constant sneezeers on a daily basis and concentration was difficult to say the least! After a few months though I surprisingly became so used to hearing them that it got little to no reaction out of me unless one was sick and had a fit (only happened twice). That just says how much these guys really sneezed!
HornedSerpent Posted August 5, 2016 Posted August 5, 2016 I would love to know what George's nose is shaped like! Love a skinny guy with a big nose <3
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