Pain and misery

[BananaTree]

I hate this time of year. I am not a general sneezer or a person with true allergies, but when they hit me, what I do have is annoying as all get out.

Basically what was happing was a congested non-congestion. What does that mean? Well, it's when you can still breath but your sinuses and the back of your nose are so swollen you can't even think straight. You sound congested even though you can breathe. If fact you sound like horse crap. And all you wanna do is sniff it back, but there's nothing to sniff! Then the inside of your nose is inflamed and when you breathe it HURTS. My left side always does this. It stings and tickles to breathe and very rarely do I sneeze. It just STAYS there.

So I'm watching TV with ma and I know I need a good inducing session. One ain't gonna cut it. But we have shows and she always calls for me if I'm gone for more than a two minute bathroom break. So I'm sitting there for TWO HOURS with nothing but the want to sneeze.

I tried my slow breathing to coax it out, long inhales....nothin'. And she's sneezin' all over the place and I'm just like

So finally ten o clock comes around and I run to the bathroom.

I break out...the tool. Seriously I dunno what this thing is. Some sort of nail tool, perhaps a cuticle pusher or under nail cleaner. Whatever it is, it works like MAGIC. Every time I rub this beauty in my nostrils, it works. I included a pic if you're curious. I use the bottom end usually, but when I'm feeling dangerous I use the actual tool end. I'm serious, you guys. This lovely is like the most important thing in my house. Q-Tips don't work on me, rolled up tissue, none of that. THIS THING RIGHT HERE.

Okay so, I go and stick it up the left side, which is the most sensitive and within ten seconds of rubbing I feel the build up and let out a nice, satisfying, quick "Het-shhh!"

The congestion went away almost immediately, then came back all wet and snotty. Soooo....I went into my bedroom, shut the door, so mom wouldn't hear me, sat at my desk, and commenced more tickling.

The left side again and it built up quickly with a loud "Het-shhhhuew!" Feeling frisky, I switched to the right side and HOLY MOLEY it was even more sensitive. Just a few seconds of rubbing and my breath was hitching. Another loud "Heh...Heh-tssshhhhuuuew!"

I am spraying all over my desk with these btw

My last attempt I switched between both sides, my eyes watering, nostrils twitching, I tilt my head back with a "Heh...heuahh..." Falsie! But I continued and a few seconds later a massive "Ahuaaah-tssssphueeeew!"

I am now covered in snot, and so are my computer keys. My computer, you ask. Why yes, my computer.

I was recording a wav

My left side is still burning, worse in fact, and hurts to breathe. But the congestion is gone. And I got a decent recording of my three wet sneezes

Where do I post that btw?

Edited August 27, 2015 by BananaTree

[bingochamp7]

Wow, what an inducing session! Bless you.

Edited August 27, 2015 by bingochamp7

[etechie]

That sounds like a great observation, I love wet sneezes, it's too bad , though you didnt feel good

[happybunny]

So good!!

[mistahpwn]

This forum would be a good place to post this