MeLikeGirlsWhoSneeze Posted August 30, 2015 Posted August 30, 2015 NOTE: This story is completely non-fiction. This is a retelling of a real event that took place in my life. I was sitting in class. Our desks were arranged in a circle in this particular class. The teacher was outside the room, monitoring the hallway during “passing time.” There was this girl, named Evelyn in this class. She already had allergies, so she already sneezed quite often. But, today, she actually induced herself to sneeze with Pixie Stix. I don’t know what her actual reason for doing this was. But it resulted in her sneezing. “I’m going to snort Pixie Stix up my nose.” She said to her friends, who were sitting or standing around her. She made a line of Pixie Stix dust on her desk in front of her. She bent down, head facing down to the desk. She began to snort the dust up her nose. “It burns!” She said. “It burns, so bad!” She said. Her nose began to run slightly. She sniffled.”It’s making my nose run.” She said sniffling again. “It’s tickling my nose.” She said rubbing her now red nose.“It’s making me want to sneeze.” She said. She put on her pre-sneeze face. “Im going to sneeze.” She said while her nostrils flared out like crazy. HAAH, HAAH, HAAH, HATCHOO! She sneezed into her hands. “Excuse me.” She said as she got up to get tissues to blow her nose with. “Bless you, Evelyn.” I said to her. Her and i were neutral. We weren’t exactly friends, and i didn’t “like” her in any way. I already had a girlfriend at the time anyway. “Now, if you’re done stuffing things up your nose, MIss Evelyn. We can begin” The teacher said, walking into the room. It was Social Studies, so we began reading from our textbooks. Sometime in the middle of class: HAAH, HAAH, HAAH, HATCHOO! HAAH, HATCHOO! HAAH, HAAH, HATCHOO! Evelyn sneezed into her hands again. “My nose is still burning like crazy.” She said as she got up out of her chair to blow her nose again. “And it’s making me sneeze.” She said in a cute, girly voice after she finished blowing her nose. Sometime later: HAAH, HAAH, HAAH, HATCHOO! HAAH, HATCHOO! HAAH, HAAH, HATCHOO! She sneezed her usual three sneezes into her hands again. Got up, blew her nose, and sat back down. She did that for the rest of the period. As for next period, i don’t know because i didn’t have next period with her.What did you think of that? Please comment and let me know! More great stories on the way!
ThePokeFan599 Posted August 30, 2015 Posted August 30, 2015 Wonderful story. Since this is non-fiction, and you actually saw this happen, it may have been better suited to be placed under Observations. I am looking forward to more obs like this one, or stories if you want to write.
MeLikeGirlsWhoSneeze Posted August 31, 2015 Author Posted August 31, 2015 Wonderful story. Since this is non-fiction, and you actually saw this happen, it may have been better suited to be placed under Observations. I am looking forward to more obs like this one, or stories if you want to write.Thanks! Yeah, probably would have been better to put it under observations. I definitely will continue to write fictional stories. But, i will also write some obs, and put them under the observations section of the forum.
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