Best place to witness a sneeze...

[JohnSprinter]

Just wondering if anyone has managed to come up with any ideas where the best place to see some sneezy action is or if anyone has any debating ideas on what places are the sneeziest. I am only into female sneezes but rarely see anything these days. The only things I have managed to come up with is to float around the supermarket or other shops as long as possible before anyone suspects I am acting strange. Haha. Or sit on a bench or whatever with a lot of foot traffic coming passed and just pretend you are waiting for someone. Though the only thing I have ever got any results from is to sit on a bench or in a car outside a shop where the sun is shining right at the door, then when a photic sneezer comes out it is pretty much inevitable but it's still rare. Now I know there are obviously flower shops and perfume shops etc but I cant be going in there and not buy anything and I would go broke if I bought a bunch of flowers or perfume everyday only to throw them away just for the small chance to witness a sneeze. Any idea's on the subject people?

[JohnSprinter]

If only it did, I drive so I never ride the bus I also work full time so no classrooms for me and no need for the library.
Good for you though.

[Icarus Rex]

A glitch in the Matrix, you say?

Eh, probability-wise: any public place where you are more-or-less stationary and a lot of other people are coming and going. I work in a busy shop and could probably record something like 5-25 obs per day if I had the motivation to, but it has nothing to do with being over a fetish ley line or anything; it's just that I'm stuck in the same room for nine hours whose population is constantly in flux.

Frankly, I can't imagine spending your time actively seeking out these types of random occurrences could be particularly rewarding. I think you're probably better off not trying to force these kinds of encounters.

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[Shining Light]

9-5 in an open plan office.

[Mr. Black Cherry Berry Tea]

^what he said. Just started a job in a new office where 90% of the offices have an opening near the ceiling so you can hear everything. Never heard so many sneezes in my life, honestly.

[gryffin]

Libraries. In the right season there's nothing better for hearing a few good sneezes than a large reading room full of students.

Also, parks. In spring / summer. I'd never have believed how many people with obvious allergies still insist on lounging around on the grass with their friends, never mind all that sneezing...

[Juniebee]

^allergies shouldn't prevent you from going outside, I have awful Spring allergies, and I still manage to go outside with medicine.

I second Uni. Libraries.

[atchoum]

I could add public transport in general. That's where I see most sneezes, probably just because it's where the most people are confined to the smallest spaces. Planes are good, especially on long distance flights, though it's a bit frustrating because you hear far more sneezes than you can actually see.

An old sneeze buddy of mine always claimed that the best observations were at bars in the small hours of the morning, where people had lost all their inhibitions, combined with the tendency to sneeze after drinking (probably only a small minority of people have this, but possibly to varying degrees).

[Aardsnaark]

For the past few years I have gotten my hair cut at a salon that specializes in men's hair. All of the hairdressers are women, and it's been a great place to see female sneezes.

I haven't always had the same hairdresser, but one that I had a few times, a young, very cheerful woman with platinum blonde hair and an adorable nose, has sneezed quite a few times while cutting my hair. She was particularly susceptible to sneeze attacks at the end of the haircut when she would use the blow dryer to blow out the loose hair, especially if I was able to shake my hair at just the right time to get more of the loose hair going toward her nose.

[LostSpartan57]

sitting to the left or right behind someone in a classroom. You get to to see and don't get noticed watching.

[Desperatelysneezi]

I agree the library is a great place to see some good sneezing. I travel a lot and have found that the airport is a good place. I think that places where people have to go like the grocery store and school are always good because people can't avoid these places when they are sneezy.