The dress, the bitch and the allergys. (F/F)

[Turtles]

Alrighty, so since my little one shot got a bit of attention I thought I'd try another, since people were basically begging for it ? heh, you guys ☺️ Making me feel all embarrassed and stuff.

Any way, again this is just going to come off the top of my head as I go.

Please keep in mind I'm only on my phone and it has a cracked screen, I'll try and keep the spelling and grammar as accurate as possible, but I will probably miss a couple of things due to the lack of visibility the cracks cause. Why am I doing it with a broken phone you might ask? Because I love writing and sharing.

The thing that sucks is after its posted it won't let me go back and edit it, and of course THAT is when I notice I made some mistakes, curses *shakes fist*

Quick note. Does contain hinting at sexual activities and swearing.

But any way, I've rambled enough, I hope you enjoy and please leave a comment with what you think and any tips or whatever you have are always welcome ?

Alright, let's get to it!

(After writing it I don't think it's as good as the last one I did. But I thought I'd post it any way)

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"I look like an idiot" I complain to my best friend who's standing behind me as I look at myself in the three sided mirror.

We're standing in a dress shop looking for a dress to wear to my cousins wedding next weekend.

"Maybe try the red and white one on again? It didn't look that bad...." She half heartedly tries to make me feel better.

"I looked like I was in a tent!" I snap frustrated.

We have been at this dress shop for over 2 hours trying to find something, but for some reason no dress looks good on me, no matter what pinning and pillion the dress maker did.

"I don't even like dresses" I complain actually forcing myself to not stomp like a petulant child.

"Yes I know Hannah, but your cousin strictly said girls must wear dresses" She raises her eyebrow at me. I spin around wearing this giant purple thing covered in ruffles and glare at her.

"It's just payback because she knows I'm bringing a girl date instead of a man and she can't put any control over that"

I stomp back to the change room. But not before I saw a flicker of a disheartened look on my best friends face.

'Did I just imagine that?' I think to myself.

"As it is I'm already growing my stupid hair out for her cause mum asked me too!" I shout from in the change room. My almost shoulder length black irritating my neck . It felt weird and I hated it. I wanted to chop it off, but I can't, I promised mum is have my hair long for this wedding.

Though I will admit I've always liked the contrast of the black hair against my incredibly pale skin.

"I'm gonna to try on this olive green looking one!" I shout out again.

I pick it up with one hand and roll my eyes at it.

When I step out of the change room. I look at my best friend to start a torrent of complaints, but the look on her face stunned me into silence.

Her head was tilted back, and her right hand is hovering in front of her face with a half scrunched tissue in it. And even though I was quite a few steps away I could hear her breath hitching.

"Heh..."

'Oh she's gonna sneeze'

"Hehhhh"

I can't do anything but stare at her. I had never seen her look more beautiful in my life.

"Heh...heh..." I could see her coming to the end of he hitching, my fists clench in anticipation.

"Heh....ha....hitchx" she slams her hand to her face to muffle the sound as best she could into the tissue. Her long brown hair bounces from the force as well.

After a few seconds she gives a quick testing sniff and then moves her hands away and looks directly at me and half jumps like she wasn't expecting to see me there. Instantly her cheeks turn red.

"Oh...um...excuse me" she says shyly.

"Uh bless you" I say feelings a little awkward. 'Wait why is she embarrassed? She never gets embarrassed' I think a little curiously.

"So what do you think?" I say to rid the awkward tension that had some how suddenly built.

"You look like my mother" she snickers at me.

"Oh bite me" I glare at her.

"Don't tempt me" she says in a mockingly dangerous voice.

"Oooh I'm so scared." I spin around and head back not the change rooms without even bothering to look in the three sides mirror. I grab the pile of dresses and toss them to the other side of the room in compete frustration. And then something caught my eye. A thin blue dress. It wasn't big and poofy like most of the others. It was about knee length and looked really nice.

I pick it up and put it on, it fit perfectly, in the small mirror the change room had I give myself a once over. I actually it didn't look horrible. Now I just need the approval.

I slide the curtain back and step out.

And instantly I see Sarah's face light up "oh my gosh! Yes! Finally! Yes! You're wearing that!" She runs over to me, grabs my arm and drags me in front of the three sides mirror "wow okay Calm down Sar..." But I stop once I see myself. "Actually...I think I like it" I give myself a once over, turning this way and that. "Finally!" I say heaving a sigh of relief. In my vein moment I had failed to notice the hitching sound coming from behind me, and only on the last second do I see my friends head shoot forward in the reflection of the mirror as she let out another sneeze that she just manages to catch in her hand. But no tissue this time.

"Hitchi!"

I pretend to still be looking at myself as I watch her grab the tissue from out of her pocket and clean herself up. "Fuck" she mutters under her breath.

That second sneeze made a shooting warmth spread in my crotch. But I just ignore it. 'I wonder what's making her sneeze? We've been in this shop for over two hours if it was something in the shop it would have affected her right away or at least after a few minutes. Maybe it was just a weird coincident' I shrug it off without actually shrugging.

"Alright, I like it" I say playing it cool. "Can we go now?"

I spin around, but only to her Sarah's head rear back.

"ah...HITCHOO" she sneezes loudly surprising both of us. Her hands weren't even near her face. It was a completely open sneeze, I could even see a very slight mist shoot from her face.

"Are you okay?" I ask feeling a little concerned now, but also the heat in my crotch was making itself more known.

"I-uh...I'm fine" she says slamming the tissue to her face.

"What's making you sneeze so much?" I ask as I walk over to her.

"I-I don't...don't...knah...ah...kn...o-ow..." She tries to talk as another hitching session takes over her.

"Heh...hehhh...oh...f-fu-uck...heh...hah...hah...HA!" That last big hitch sends her head realign back, and for a few moments it looks like she's in suspended animation. Her body frozen in place, and then I see her eyebrows raise slightly and then "HASCHOOOO HASCHOO" she sneezes two massive doubles into her tissue.

My mouth drops open. And I can't help but stare at her.

"I don't know what's come over me" she says in the most shy tone I have ever heard come from her. She can't even look at me.

"Me either" I say clearing my throat.

"I'm gonna go and change back, maybe the dress lady is done with those customers who came in earlier" I say and rush back to the change room. I strip off the dress and put my normal clothes back on. It felt good to be in jeans, T-shirt and sneakers again.

As I'm gathering up the dresses to hang up on the hook, I heard Sarah struggling to stifle some more sneezes. From outside the change room.

'What has come over her?' I think 'if she keeps this up I might have to cancel on dinner to go home and fix myself' I think my cheeks turning red.

Sarah and I have been friends since we were 13 and 14 years old, Sarah being a year younger than I. But I had never told her about what sneezes do to me, and I had never told her I was attracted to her or in love with her. She knows I like girls and I know she likes girls too. But we were friends, if I told her either of those things I know she would run away from me, and I couldn't let that happen.

Sarah has always suffered allergies, but they would never cause more than a couple of sneezes and then they'd pass. Usually because she left the sauce of allergens or because the antihistamine's finally kicked in.

But this happening today, was something I had never seen before from her. Her sneezes were always stifled in a tissue, hankies or her hands. She never did big sneezes. I think because they embarrass her.

When I walk out holding the blue dress her hands were holding a quite shredded looking tissue to her nose. She gives it a rough couple of rubs, looking a little annoyed. And then straightens up and outs he tissue back in her pocket.

"Are you ready?" She says pretension like nothing happened, though her nicely pink nose, cheeks, and eyes and slight croak to her voice gave away the sneezing fit she just had.

The very light red red to her eyes made the blue stand out incredibly and for a moment I think I could get lost in them.

"Sure" I say feeling my own face getting a little warm as I jerk my gaze away.

We walk down to the register at the other end of the shop.

"Hello?" I call out

"Sorry will be with you in a moment dear!"

I hear the dress lady's voice call from behind a slightly opened door.

"I'm just grabbing something from the back for the other customer!"

"That's alright take your time!" I call back.

"Oh no" I hear Sarah mutter softly before doing a triple sneeze into her cupped hands "hetchi hetchi hetchi!"

"Bless you. Are you sure you're alright?" I ask again.

Before she's even answered my eyes focus in on the two people who had called away the dress shop lady about ten minutes ago when they entered. And the tall blonde lady is holding a big Bouquet of flowers in her hands.

"Uh Sarah" I say grabbing her attention.

With her hands still on her face she looks at me and then looks to where I'm looking.

"Oh fuck" she says sounding a little miserable.

"What?" Says the blonde in quite a snarky tone"

"My friend, she's allergic to the flowers you are holding" I say feeling protective of Sarah.

I knew Sarah can look after herself, I know she's independent, but she's almost an entire head shorter than me, and petite. And when she gets into situations that make her uncomfortable or make her miserable, I try to protect her as best as I can.

"We'll deal with it" she snaps "and don't sneeze all over me" She looks at Sarah like she's a piece of filth

"Oh I'm sorry how about I just go and grab something you're allergic too and shove it in your face! She's not a fucking animal she's not going to sneeze all over you!" I felt my face getting hot from anger.

"Ha! Good luck with that. No pets policy! And I don't see any bottles of Joop sitting around here do you?!" She yells. Her husband to be is trying to calm her, by placing his hand on her shoulder. But he looked about two heads shorter than she. This blonde lady is a good head above me.

I see Sarah out of the cover of my eye looking stunned at me. And then she collapses into another set of sneezes.

"See she IS an animal! Can't even control herself!" She turns to Sarah "What lady can't control herself from sneezing?" The look of disgust in her face sends me over the edge.

"Sarah pass me your bag" My voice low and dangerous. I hold my hand out to Sarah without looking at her. I feel the bottle I was after land on my hand instead.

And without a second thought I shoot the Cologne towards the blonde bitch. I step closer with each spray.

"Yeah what lady can't control herself from sneezing" I say as I get right up to her.

Her soon to be husband looks at me. His face completely pale.

"Don't fuck with my friend" my voice is barely above a whisper as I do one last spray at the blond.

She was trying to protect her face and step back from me at the same time trying to stand over me.

"You can't do that!" She shouts.

"Ah I already did" I say and turn back around.

"I'm just...not...not gonna sneeze" she says through clenched teeth. And looks at Sarah "I'll show you how...how...a real lady stays comp...compo-o...see when...when she's around...Ah-AR...Around th-ings that...m-m-make....her sne....sneeze!" The lady stands there fighting the sneeze. I step back knowing that she would soon explode.

"I...won't...I won't...I c-can't!" Her eyes water up. I can see her nose becoming almost violently pink. A light sheen of snot dribbles out of her nose. She thrashes her head side to side. Fighting the itch. Her hands slam against her nose ribbing it violently. But nothing was going to stop into explosion from bursting out. "N-No! AH-ACHOOO!" She snaps forward at the waist "no not again AH--ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO AH...AHHHHHH AHCHOO F-FUCK! AHCHOOOOOOO y-you! AH-ACHOOOOOO!"

She throws the flowers on the floor as well as a silver pare of heals she had been holding and storms out of the shop, sneezing as she walks. Her husband racing after her. He gives me a filthy look as he goes.

And just then the dress lady comes out looking rather pale and holding a wedding dress in her hand.

"What happened"

She asks already knowing the answer.

"I'd like to buy this please, and these" I walk over and grab the heals that had been thrown in the ground. They were coincidentally enough my size.

"Of...course" the lady says a little startled.

She scans the items through and puts them in a plastic back for me to take, then Sarah and I walk out of the shop.

"Let's get you home" I say to her. I know after today's events the last thing she's want to do is go out for dinner "we'll order in pizza" I say trying to cheer her up.

"Hannah stop" Sarah says from behind me, I hadn't noticed she had stopped walking. I turn around to face her "What's wrong?"

"Okay I can't. I know you're going to the wedding with a probably potential date and blah blah...but I need to be honest with you. I..."

"What is it? Sarah"

"Ha....HITCHOO" she sneezes forcefully. "Oh for fuck...ha...HITCH!" she sneezes again.

"Sarah?"

"Fuck it!" She shouts frustratedly, steps forward grabs me, pulls me down and kisses me.

I'm too shocked to do anything.

As soon as it started it stopped. She pushed me away "Fuck Hannah I'm sorry. I...I've just been in love with you for so long...and the way you protected me in there...I'm sorry. I shouldn't ha e done that I just couldn't get...get the...the words ah...ah...out...HITCHOO" she sneezes again, looks up at me and the. Turns to walk away.

"Sarah...I love you too" I at in such a clear time I don't think it could ha e sounded any more clear if I tried.

"What...but...your date" she says weakly.

"What date? I was talking. A both you, you're my automatic date, I thought you knew that?"

"Uh no...no I didn't"

I grab her suddenly and kiss her passionately.

It's only when I felt her starting to hitch in the kiss that I pulled back

"Heh...hetchoo" she sneezes downwards so as not to spray me.

"Well since we're all opening to confessions now, there's something I need to say to you. But let's hop in the car first.

After we've bundled ourselves and the outfit into the car. I sit like I'm about to drive but I don't. I stare straight ahead out of the window.

"Sneezes...turn me on" I say suddenly. "Specifically other people's...especially yours" I am facing forward not daring to look at her, as I feel my cheeks growing hot.

The car is silent for what feels like a life time "this is the part where you're supposed to say something" I say, my voice shaking a little, 'did I just ruin it? I just found out the woman I lobe loves me and I go to ruin it by confessing my stupid love of sneezes?'

And then I hear a small "hitchoo" Sarah sneezes out of no where. If I hadn't just confessed to liking her sneezes I probably would have found the sneeze breaking the silence funnyZ

"Um...me too" she says so quietly I almost think I heard wrong. "What?" I say turning to look at her.

"Except it's my own...I get turned on by my own sneezes not anyone else's"

I look at her, completely in shock.

"Are you serious" I say in a voice that didn't even sound like my own.

"Mhmm" she responds. And almost to make her point. She sneezes completely openly "Ha...HATCHOO HATCHOO HATCHOO! Fuck...that felt good" she gasps "I've been trying to hold those big ones in since we left.

I just look at her dumbly "uh you wanna go to mine or yours?"

"Mine" she says cheekily "I have many things there already that set me off. I keep them hidden for when I'm...home alone"

She winks at me. And with that I head off to her place to do something I have wanted to do for an a credibly long time.

[47Bears]

Is this going to where I think it's going, cause if it is, I'm aboard that train

[Turtles]

Is this going to where I think it's going, cause if it is, I'm aboard that train

You're going to be disappointed. This is staying as a one shot. Sorry. For now I'm doing mostly one shots, or extremely short stories. Once I get more confident in my writing I'll post longer ones, with chapters and so on.

But thank ☺️?

[Turtles]

You*

[NoV]

She thrashes her head side to side. Fighting the itch. Her hands slam against her nose ribbing it violently. But nothing was going to stop into explosion from bursting out. "N-No! AH-ACHOOO!" She snaps forward at the waist "no not again AH--ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO AH...AHHHHHH AHCHOO F-FUCK! AHCHOOOOOOO y-you! AH-ACHOOOOOO!"

Great little paragraph Love the way you capture the moment when someone is still fighting it, but the sneeze is completely unstoppable!

[Winterloverman]

I'm really enjoying this story, please keep going with it. I love how there is a shyness about sneezing involved. Shy sneezers are always so cute!

[Turtles]

She thrashes her head side to side. Fighting the itch. Her hands slam against her nose ribbing it violently. But nothing was going to stop into explosion from bursting out. "N-No! AH-ACHOOO!" She snaps forward at the waist "no not again AH--ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO AH...AHHHHHH AHCHOO F-FUCK! AHCHOOOOOOO y-you! AH-ACHOOOOOO!"

Great little paragraph Love the way you capture the moment when someone is still fighting it, but the sneeze is completely unstoppable!

?☺️ heh thank you!

[Turtles]

I'm really enjoying this story, please keep going with it. I love how there is a shyness about sneezing involved. Shy sneezers are always so cute!

I won't be continuing this sorry. Who knows maybe one day a long time from now I might, but the likelihood is very low.

I stick to one shots and extreme short story's.

At least for now.

Until I get a lot more practice in.

And shy sneezes are adorable ?

[etechie]

You did a amazing job, would like to see another story featuring these two

[Light]

Awesome story. Well done. I hope we get to hear from these two in the future. Maybe a direct sequel? ?

[Timberlane]

You're dialogue is very natural... makes it easy to like the characters, can't wait to read more!

[Turtles]

You did a amazing job, would like to see another story featuring these two

Thank you!

I might just do a short story not just a one shot with them in the future ☺️

[Turtles]

Awesome story. Well done. I hope we get to hear from these two in the future. Maybe a direct sequel? ?

Haha you aren't thinly one who seems to like them! Maybe I will do something else with them in the future ?

[Turtles]

You're dialogue is very natural... makes it easy to like the characters, can't wait to read more!

Thank you very much I appreciate that