Interesting Conversation (No actual sneezing)

[ClosetSneezer]

No actual sneezing in this, but quite the fetish-related conversation.

I was having lunch with friends at school and we were all sitting around the table. My guy friend A has recently started dating this girl D. So, A mentioned that his hands were cold. D held them in hers and leaned forward, apparently trying to use her breath to warm them up. I, being

socially awkward as ever, started a conversation that went something like this:

Me, laughing: “I thought D just sneezed on your hands. That wouldn’t be sexy.”

Of course, that would have been sexy, but I was overly paranoid about friends realizing I have a fetish.

A: “You don’t know that. Maybe I’m into that!”

I was dying on the inside. Another person at the table, B, made a pervy comment about something that snot reminds him of. I won’t go there.

The

conversation continues:

D: “What, do you want me to sneeze on you?”

A: “Yes. Just sneeze on my face.”

D: “Would you sneeze on me?”

A: “Now? I can’t sneeze on command. Next time I have to sneeze I’ll just come find you and sneeze on your face.”

Me: “You should probably start somewhere lower. The face is a more advanced stage.”

By “somewhere lower” I actually meant the neck or arm or something. D did not take it that way, neither did A.

D: “Somewhere lower? Like my thigh?”

A: “You’re suggesting I sneeze on her crotch, aren’t you?”

D: “Well, okay!”

This whole conversation was just everyone joking around, but I was basically dead of embarrassment by the end of it. It was such a random sneeze fetishy conversation that I decided to finally create an account here and post about it.

[AnteatersOnParade]

Haha this is great! A gem of a conversation to stumble upon for sure. Next time you see them you should jokingly ask them how it went.

[ClosetSneezer]

Haha this is great! A gem of a conversation to stumble upon for sure. Next time you see them you should jokingly ask them how it went.

I asked about it today; A said that the concept seems interesting, but he's not sure he'll like the execution