Describe A Movie Badly

[Serendipity]

Girl gets the guy by abandoning all morals and dressing sleazily (Grease)

Kid sees ghosts and he gets help from a ghost (The 6th Sense)

A guy breaks a shit ton of health codes so he doesn't get fired (Ratatouille)

A disabled clownfish goes to the dentist (Finding Nemo)

After multiple fails, people still think it's a good idea to bring back dinosaurs (Jurassic World)

[Allergydreams]

Jumanjj: kids play bored game, it ends badly

[Allergydreams]

Ouat: kid has a fucked up family tree

suparnatural: kid and his brother go on a road trip and die a ton

glee: kids sing a lot of songs and get bullied

 

[Sophie<3]

West Side Story: Dude causes multiple deaths, including his own, after falling in love with a girl he just met because he thinks her name sounds pretty.

[luckyleprechaun]

Les Miserables: Everyone dies.

 

[Icarus Rex]

On 8/13/2016 at 5:58 AM, Chanel_no5 said:

The Shining: Janitor plays a game of hide and seek with his family.

I'm reading these a little late, but I nearly died over this one.

Erm... I'm trying to think of more, instead of just laughing at everyone else's:

The Matrix - Depressed programmer knows Kung Fu and he's ready to tell you about it.
Harry Potter - Elderly woman retains job selling sweets on a train for a minimum of seven consecutive years.
 

[Chanel_no5]

The Mist: A failed weather forecast ruins the life of a bunch of people.

This is my mom's actual description of the Hitchcock movie Rebecca: "It was something with a pillow burning."

[ladytiscot]

On 8/28/2016 at 6:59 PM, luckyleprechaun said:

Les Miserables: Everyone dies.

XDXDXD

On 8/28/2016 at 11:38 AM, Allergydreams said:

Jumanjj: kids play bored game, it ends badly

Zathura: Kids play board game, it ends badly. 

Zathura: Sci-fi Jumanji

Zathura: Kirsten Stewart and Josh Hutcherson before they were famous.

1 hour ago, Chanel_no5 said:

The Mist: A failed weather forecast ruins the life of a bunch of people.

THIS IS SO ACCURATE IT HURTSSSS

[Sageacity]

Oh boy. I love that this was created. Is it possible to suck at sucky movie summaries? Let's find out.

Serenity: Girl has a trigger word, and most of the adults are repressed.

Beetlejuice: Teenager learns life is better with four parents instead of two and not to marry young.

Rango: Improv.

 

Edited August 31, 2016 by nefarious exhales

[Sitruuna]

Curse of the Golden Flower: you have to appeal to the higher ups

[Bondi]

Rashamon - No one can ever agree on how something happened.

[Owlinatree]

The Princess Bride: A giant, a farm boy, and a Spaniard team up to carry a girl named Buttercup over as many different types of terrain as possible (sometimes on horseback!)

Big Hero 6: A teenage genius realizes that he should have just stuck with robot dog-fighting after all.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Several fully grown adults struggle to reach a bad voice recording before six school children can mess everything up.

[Anonymouse]

Moulin Rouge: When method acting becomes deadly. 

[Rook]

Vampire Academy: Sexy vampires fight more vampires

[count tiszula]

Three blokes and another bloke have a prolonged argument  " o n the holidays", each in turn blaming one or other of their Oscar-winning parents...--- The Lion in  Winter

[Zed]

These are all great! What a fabulous idea for a topic! Hope you don't mind if I attempt to play along. 

Interstellar: Astronaut dad needs daughter's help to pick out a book in a library but can only communicate through a watch (although this doesn't stop him from screaming her name over and over again). 

The Bourne Identity + The Bourne Supremacy + The Bourne Ultimatum + Jason Bourne: Four movies. One plot. Played out. Over and over.

Forrest Gump: Man waits an inordinately long time for a bus while eating boxes of chocolates and making total strangers uncomfortable by sharing intimate details of his life.

Hope these are alright.

Take care,

Zed

 

 

 

[Rook]

Lion Witch And the Wardrobe

Kids enter wardrobe and enter a war little brother has no idea what to do.

[SneezyHolmes]

A Clockwork Orange: Some highschool punk spends his nights drinking drug milk and beats everyone up. Gets abandoned by friends but still doesn't learn any real lesson.

The Secret Life of Pets: Two dogs hate each other until they defeat an egotistical, lonely rabbit.

Edited September 5, 2016 by sneezyholmes

[Red]

Breaking Bad: A chemistry teacher who´s about to die fucks up as much lifes as possible until he finally dies. 

Better call Saul: Do never work as a lawyer, keep away from your brother if he is a lawyer and do not date lawyers. Just don´t. 

[Bondi]

Prometheus - A prequel to the Alien franchise that has very little to do with the Alien franchise.

[Arty]

Rise of the Guardians: Magical stuff goes down. One of them is very attractive. 

Prince of Persia: Play the game....you'll feel better.

Prince of Egypt: Adoption....and my favorite: "There go the Pyramids!"

[Zed]

CSI Miami: Investigators solve murders during musical montages while their boss takes his sunglasses on and off and mutters Arnie-esque one liners.

Take care,

Zed

[Rook]

NCIS: People die people solved get head-slapped and hugged by a happy goth, ME named Ducky knows all and his assistant gets treated like shit by everyone (not Ducky)

[Zed]

Murder She Wrote: Author seems to be present at a murder every week but no one seems to mind or suspect her of anything.

Take care,

Zed

[Zed]

I'm addicted to this topic, lol.

Here's a Kevin Costner double shot for you....

JFK: Back and to the left. Three hours of the Zapruder film, on constant replay.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves: Sherwood Forest master takes on bad sheriff and bad English accent.

Take care,

Zed