Sneeze Talk (and obs)

[iluvemojis]

I was at McDonald's with friends when one of them sneeze and then a whole convo bloomed....

Friends descriptions: 

"A": M. mid-twenties, tall and blond. 

"B" M. early twenties, dark hair, short

"C" M. early thirties, dark hair, beard.

"D" M. Late teens, dark hair.

Here's pretty much what happened.

A: *sneezes a crazy amount of times, rapid fire*

B: Whoa, what was that, like fifty sneezes? I sneeze like that I guess, but not all at once. 

D: That's like me. People know better than to say bless you until I'm done. 

C: Yeah, my sister is like that. She always sneezes three times in a row. 

A: *sneezes a few times again, still rapid fire*

B: Bless you! I don't think anybody sneezes, like, only once. 

I half wanted to chime in and say that I do, but I probably couldn't have even gotten the words out. It was AWKWARD for me.

[iluvemojis]

Something similar to this happened with the guys "B" and "D". We were talking about which of the seven dwarfs we would be and I was like "I'd be sleepy." And D was like "you'd be grouchy" and then B says "I'm Sneezy!" And then pretends to sneeze as loud as he can, and we laughed. 

[LapidotLover22]

I would've been able to say that I only sneeze once if this had happened to me for two reasons. One, it's true, and I'm an honest person bc for most things in my life, I just don't care enough to see any amount of necessity in lying. And two, I'm very aware of the fact that at least 80% of the world doesn't even know that sneezing can be a fetish (meanwhile 40%-60% of the world doesn't even know what a fetish is due to age or environment [i.e. vanillas, kids, elders, amish, third world]), so unless I make it obvious I'm turned on or unconfortable, or talk about it often, other people aren't going to suspect if I join in on a conversation about sneezing. And if they do find anything about my behaviour strange, odds are they'll assume I'm a germaphobe. Knowing this makes my life much easier, and I hope it helps you, too.

Edited January 10, 2017 by SoulSong22

[AquaEyes]

Yow!!  That was great!