Dramatic gf

[rekztul]

My girlfriend, despite being a small Asian girl, has a wide variety of different sneezes - normally singles -  ranging from a soft choooo directed into her elbow to a loud and masculine ARCHOOO. While she knows about my fetish, she doesn't really do anything in particular to indulge it beyond letting them fly around me. I'm perfectly okay with that, cuz a few times a week she lets loose with some nice monster sneezes. These big sneezes are pretty predictable.

Soon after we started dating a few years ago, she walked through the apartment nude after a shower. We were talking as she dried her silky black hair with her towel. She suddenly opened her mouth and closed her eyes and snapped forward (she more than bent in half, flipping her hair over her head) with a hearty, almost manly, ARCHOOOO.

That is when I realized how great her sneezes can be. No warning, just a sudden wild release. However, since she snaps downward, rarely can I see her sneezes.

Luckily, a few weeks ago she came down with a slight cold (I caught it too, which was fine). I first noticed it, one morning. I was still asleep as she got ready for work, when I heard one of her massive ARCHOOOOs. Curious and concerned, I texted her during the work day to ask what was up, and she said that she thought she was coming down with something. That evening, I heard her coming up to the front door and fumbling with her keys. She made it to the door before I could, and she swung the door open and took a step in, all in the throes of a nasal tickle. Standing there in her winter coat and backpack a foot away from me, she burst out with a wet, uncovered AHCHOOOO straight towards me. I blessed her, gave her a kiss, and we sat down to dinner.

[NoV]

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Love it when people have a variety of different sneezes, and it is always a joy when you get a gigantic, masculine sounding sneeze out of someone who you would least expect to sneeze like that. Thanks for posting  

[SneezyHolmes]

I didn't know Asian girls had a set type of sneezes. I don't really think race has anything to do with someone's sneezes/how they sneeze. :|

[Anonymouse]

1 hour ago, SneezyHolmes said:

I didn't know Asian girls had a set type of sneezes. I don't really think race has anything to do with someone's sneezes/how they sneeze. :|

From my understanding of eastern/Asian culture (which is admittedly limited), sneezing/blowing your nose/yawning/etc. are generally downplayed by all sexes as it's considered rude to engage in that behavior publicly. Perhaps that's what he meant? Although it did seem a random and unnecessary tidbit to toss in there.

Either way, I enjoyed these obs. I love when people just let them fly.

[SneezyHolmes]

1 minute ago, AnonyMouse said:

From my understanding of eastern/Asian culture (which is admittedly limited), sneezing/blowing your nose/yawning/etc. are generally downplayed by all sexes as it's considered rude to engage in that behavior publicly. Perhaps that's what he meant? Although it did seem a random and unnecessary tidbit to toss in there.

Either way, I enjoyed these obs. I love when people just let them fly.

Yeah, it seemed unnecessary in my opinion/irrelevant but that's just me. 

[Kiaory]

My reading of it was that the relevant information was that the GF was a small person, and thus would normally be expected to have small sneezes. I figured that the description of ethnicity was there to give some idea of her appearance, since a lot of people like to be able to picture the sneezer when reading obs, and was simply put there because it flowed well and seemed apropos.

[ThePokeFan599]

13 hours ago, rekztul said:

That is when I realized how great her sneezes can be. No warning, just a sudden wild release. However, since she snaps downward, rarely can I see her sneezes.

Those are some remarkable obs. Yeah, it's too bad that you couldn't see her sneeze, but the fact that she bends down so harshly with some of her sneezes would be exciting enough for me. I like movement when watching women sneeze so a great ob to read, even better to experience

[count tiszula]

Excellent obs!  But everything that has a reference to fumbling during inevitability has a charm, doesn't it; I expect she couldn't decide whether to fumble for keys or a hankie, and failed to find either. 

I think we are so used to Japanese tv game shows where girls induce their tiny  little sneezes that we expect that from all Asian people; of course other Asian persons have produced excellent vids of powerful sneezes;

Over the years the sneezing of different races has been a popular  topic here, and I remember years ago when   I  made a tentative response about this, a very established member replied that his other half was also an Asian lady with huge uncontrollable sneezes.  But of course in those days it was almost unknown for people to insult each other or indeed swear like troopers outside the Snack Pot..  Now, the feeling that we are all a community of like-minded comrades who are bound in the bonds of friendship is dead and gone.

Weren't there a whole load of rules about this  ?

 

[rekztul]

Sorry if that phrase bothered anyone. If it matters, I am also Asian.