Your Greatest Self-Obs Ever

[Sneezarifiic]

Hey, I'm a new user here. This is my first time posting, but I know you all will be encouraging! I thought it would be fun if we all joined together to recount our favorite self-obs. Here's mine:

I was taking a math test in school, and the room was deadly quite except for the rustling of papers and the scratching of pencils. Then I smelled perfume, which I am mildly allergic too. Looking around, I noticed the teacher was spritzing some perfume on herself. The inevitable tickle started in my nose. I knew I was about to sneeze, and grabbed several tissues just in time to let all loose. My sneezes sound something like this: "Hashoo! Wahupchew! Ashoo! Hup-tchoo!" These went on for ages; I lost count after 15. Everyone was just staring at me, and finally I had to excuse myself from the room and go to the bathroom, all the time continuously sneezing and running out of tissues. In the bathroom they have those rough paper towels, and by the time my fit was done (a good 10 minutes later and with a pile of soaked tissues, handkerchiefs, and paper towels beside me), I had an incredibly red and chapped nose.

[count tiszula]

 

An excellent first self-obs, and lovely sneezes!  Welcome to !the forum!  Let us hope that you can find some more perfume and enjoy a really good fit in private soon [which you can tell us about].

I so seldom have interesting sneezes that I tend not to post self-obsides, butI did have what I once considered posting as My Sneeziest Day..Excerpt follows.

I had been bidden by my then girlfriend to a little dinner occasion, so arrived bearing a bunch of tigerlilies, as people did then.  I was starting a cold and getting to the sneezy stage.  As the meal began I joined the guests at table, and seeing the flowers in front of me, and seeing that flowers had never made me sneeze before, I ventured a quick sniff thereat.  My nose scarcely had time for a considered reaction; it was overcome by the strongest sneeziness in the history of the universe.  I was barely aware of the huge inevitability when an enormous sneeze burst out of my coldy nose.  HarrASHHHHHOOOOOOH!  The funny thing was that one of the other guests was a girl I had known for years and whose sneezes I knew well; in fact she had once been sitting on my lap when she had a lovely little fit.  Anyway, only a few minutes later she also came out with a delightful sneeze  of the ISHOOO! variety.    The evening ended with my going home with her, I mean being given a lift,and my memory is of lying in her car with full scale cold sneezes racking my body.

I wonder if I should expand on this.

Edited January 14, 2017 by count tiszula

[Luisa39]

Just the other day I was in my bathroom after dusting in my bedroom.  Dust often makes me sneeze, as it certainly did this time:  I hitched for what seemed like forever, then sneezed a very strong "Hih-chooo!"  It was actually was not loud (my sneezes rarely are); it was just powerful, so much so that I felt dizzy afterward!  I don't know whether that's my favorite self-observation, but it was surely my strongest sneeze that I can recall.

[Sneezarifiic]

1 hour ago, count tiszula said:

An excellent first self-obs, and lovely sneezes!  Welcome to !the forum!  Let us hope that you can find some more perfume and enjoy a really good fit in private soon [which you can tell us about].

Sure! I forgot to give you a quick visual of myself, so I'll say it now: Wavy, golden hair, big blue eyes, creamy pale skin, small nose and mouth. Anyway, back to my self-obs. This isn't my favorite, but since you asked for another story I'll tell you.

I was in a bus, going to visit my sister in New York. I was just relaxing down on the seat, having scored a window seat with no one next to me, when the smell of perfume drifts through the air. I sit up and search for the source of the perfume. Then I find it, just across the aisle from me. She had brown skin, raven-black hair, and chocolate eyes. My nose scrunched up and I sniffled. I had only one Kleenex travel pack that I reserve for emergencies. I pulled it out, struggled to rip apart the plastic, and failed to open the pack before the first sneeze happened. "YASHOO!!!" I sneezed into my hands, spray coating them. Greatly embarrassed, I finally tore open the pack in time for another sneeze much like the first one. The sneeze ripped a hole clean through the tissue and mucus dripped out of it. Grabbing six tissues, I sneezed "YEASHOOOO!!"  ten times before being able to get more tissues. This continued on until I arrived at my destination. For those who want to know, the "YEASHOOOO!!" started with the "YE" getting higher, with the "ASH" at it's peak, and the "OOOOO" sinking lower, at which point I blew my nose. My nose blowing when I have allergies sound like a wet, gurgly honk.

[Luisa39]

2 hours ago, Sneezarifiic said:

Sure! I forgot to give you a quick visual of myself, so I'll say it now: Wavy, golden hair, big blue eyes, creamy pale skin, small nose and mouth. Anyway, back to my self-obs. This isn't my favorite, but since you asked for another story I'll tell you.

I was in a bus, going to visit my sister in New York. I was just relaxing down on the seat, having scored a window seat with no one next to me, when the smell of perfume drifts through the air. I sit up and search for the source of the perfume. Then I find it, just across the aisle from me. She had brown skin, raven-black hair, and chocolate eyes. My nose scrunched up and I sniffled. I had only one Kleenex travel pack that I reserve for emergencies. I pulled it out, struggled to rip apart the plastic, and failed to open the pack before the first sneeze happened. "YASHOO!!!" I sneezed into my hands, spray coating them. Greatly embarrassed, I finally tore open the pack in time for another sneeze much like the first one. The sneeze ripped a hole clean through the tissue and mucus dripped out of it. Grabbing six tissues, I sneezed "YEASHOOOO!!"  ten times before being able to get more tissues. This continued on until I arrived at my destination. For those who want to know, the "YEASHOOOO!!" started with the "YE" getting higher, with the "ASH" at it's peak, and the "OOOOO" sinking lower, at which point I blew my nose. My nose blowing when I have allergies sound like a wet, gurgly honk.

Oh dear!  I hope you got some blessings.