super sneezy day

[Sneezarifiic]

So, a couple days ago at work a cold was going around. I hoped against hope to catch it (I'm not a fan of the sore throat or headaches, but the runny nose and sneezing make it worth it!). I was successful: I woke up with an extremely runny nose, dripping onto my sheets, pillows, and hands. I stood up, washed my hands, and blew my nose. It came out kind of gurgly, with a honk at the end. Wiping my nose, I judged my sickness level, deciding I was not too sick to go to work. So I dressed, picked up my bag, and left.

Arriving at work, I was overtaken by a sudden sneeze. "hiEEEEESCHHooo!!" I sneezed all over my bag. Getting a tissue out of my pocket, I wiped the bag down, and taking another tissue, blew my nose. "hrrssccchhhhhh!!!" I entered the building and settled myself in my cubicle. Immediately, I roared another sneeze, spraying snot through the air. Blowing my nose ("GNNNNKKRKSSGHHH!!"), I thought my sneezing should be done by now. I mean two a day!!! That's a lot for me! But nope, another sneeze came. Thanks to my pre-sneeze face, which I held for 20 seconds, I had time to dig several tissues out of my bag. "AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSCCCCCCCCCHOOOoooooooo!!!" I practically screamed into my tissues, snot flying everywhere, people running through the streets! (just kidding!) It was pretty loud, though. I decided this was not going to work. I was going to have to wait out my sneeze fits in the bathroom.

Arriving in the ladies', I barricaded myself into a stall, grabbed no less than eight tissues, and waited for the worst to come. It came, and it wasn't quiet.

"ARRRSCHOO!!! HHHHHASSSHOOO!!! *gnnnkkk* WWARRASCHOOOOO!!!! ASSSSSHOOOOO!!! YARSHOOOOO!!!!!" Snot was everywhere: the walls, the floor, the toilet!!! I didn't know where to start cleaning up that mess! I rolled out the entire toilet roll, and holding several tissues to my face (just in case I have another nuclear explosion), I wiped the entire mess down and threw away the soaked roll. Thinking I was done, I took a box of tissues (my emergency supply was running low) and hurried back to my cubicle. I sat down, tissues ready, finally beginning my work, when all of a sudden: "YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSCCCCCCCCCHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I roared into my tissues, ripping a hole clean through them, cats yowling, dogs barking, people fleeing in terror (no, not really!! haha) Some co-workers came over. "Uh, are you sure you're okay?" "Blimey, that was a big one!" "You should go home, darling, and rest!" I murmured assent and picked up my bag, attempting to mop everything up. "Hang on!" I said, hitching. And hitching, and hitching, in a pre-sneeze face. All together, now..."RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAASHOOOOOOOOOO!!!" I screamed. "Yeah, I've been stupid," I said thickly through my tissues. And pressing them to my face, I blew my nose. "HHHRRSSSSCHHHHH!" went my gurgly, snotty blow. And I toddled home to rest.

[CharliesGirl]

Thanks for this amazing obs! I hope you feel better soon. 

[count tiszula]

Another wonderful self-obs!   You are clearly having really enjoyable multiples.   I wish you no sore throats or anything nasty, but a long series of really enormous inevitable and enjoyabl;e sneezes.

[M214186]

Great sneezes

[Sneezarifiic]

Thanks, all!

[Alicia2]

I hope you're feeling better now but I really enjoyed this