At long last, my boyfriend has a cold

[BurgundyJayne]

Ok so I have this lovely boyfriend, he's a tall, muscular, broad shouldered guy, green eyes, red goatee, shaved head. Has a great profile, a strong Roman nose. And best of all, his sneezes are my very favorite kind.  He has no idea about my fetish. He is a huge dude so you'd expect him to sneeze very loudly and explosively when he was not in public. And he does. He jokes that it's from his grandpa, that people could call from three doors down to say bless you if his grandpa happened to be outside and sneezed. His regular sneezes are pretty big but cold sneezes are another thing entirely. No possibility of holding back. And he's just so dramatic. Lol. His buildups have such a production, his tongue will curl and he'll sorta inhale and he might rock side to side or fan his hand next to his face to make the sneeze come out. It's mesmerizing and So hard to not just gape at slack jawed if you're someone like me with a fetish

my beloved has some terrible man flu that has had different symptoms every day this week. Today the sinuses started. I got a text on the way home to get some supplies and come home to help him take care of his streaming nose. I got some chicken soup and some broccoli and cheese soup and some cold meds and tissues with lotion on my way home. I walked into the bedroom just as he let fly with a gigantic roaring EHH-SCCHOOO!

I blessed him and got a thick "thagk you" followed by a liquid sniffle and a low moan. I asked if he had any Kleenex on his side and he said no. I told him I brought some home and handed the box to him, and the poor thing had nothing in his sinuses but they sounded very swollen. And his nose is running like a faucet so he's constantly swiping at it and it's getting all pink as a result. But no real productive nose-blowing so it's annoying rhe crap out of him. 

There's lots of liquid sniffling, and about every 20 or thirty minutes he grabs a tissue and tilts his head back, waiting for the long burning buildup in his sinuses to finally explode in a single screaming "HAESCHOO" that leaves him congested and dizzy and his throat raw from the violence of it. 

I feel bad that he is miserable but its also absolutely delicious to behold, and will be fuel for many of my daydreams. I'm thrilled to be home all weekend to take care of him. ??????

if I get any especially spectacular observations I will check back in and update. 

 

[CharliesGirl]

Oh my god, that sounds positively yummy! When you mention his nose was streaming, I can't help but wonder how he worded it to you in the text message.

Please keep us updated! 

[M214186]

Are you worried you will catch his cold?

[BurgundyJayne]

I did catch his cold, actually. Wasn't worried about whether I might. No fantastic observation to share beyond that but a lot of talk about sneezing and colds. I found out that his sneeze build up will go away if I'm looking at him...  We were laying in bed together Saturday morning and he started to build up and then it stopped and he was like "well you were looking at me." and I said "why does it bother you or stop if I look at you ?"  He was like "I don't know it just does.  It goes away. And I need the relief so bad, so just don't look at me when it starts.".

 

which is a bummer having the fetus have but really we were laying 18 inches apart in the bed and looking at him so closely is different than across the room like usual. 

 

We laid in bed for several hours just talking and he was very silly, cracking jokes and singing me made up musical numbers about a spider, just really being very random and chilling out discussing whatever. we had a box of tissues between us and one of us would have to pause periodically to grab one to sneeze or cough or deal with a runny nose by wiping or blowing. Was the best time I've ever had being sick with a partner, it's funny what you can bond over and find little moments of intimacy in. 

[Anonymouse]

I love hearing obs about your guy. His build ups sound like they're to die for! I don't think I've ever seen a man fan out a sneeze before, plus any tongue action during the build up is like super sexy to me?? So cute how the sneeze goes away if someone's looking at him or making him feel self-conscious!