Best Christmas Yet

[alicex]

So far, my Christmas was going how most of my Christmases go; two hour church, drive to my racist grandma’s house, eat her salty cookies, and pretend to like the bug spray she gave us. I was looking forward to later that day when my boyfriend Bennet would be coming over. 

At four thirty, he honked his horn. I came out, stood in the doorway, and hollered, “Come in!”

He yelled, “You come here! I have a surprise!”

I rolled my eyes, pretending to be annoyed, and climbed in. The minute I closed the car door, he started driving. “Bennet, what are you doing?”

“I told you, I have a surprise!”

“At least tell me where we’re going.”

“Nope!” He mimicked zipping his lips.

“Merry Christmas to you too,” I grumbled.

He laughed in response. Only three minutes later, he pulled into the local strip mall. “Here we are!” he announced proudly. Before I could protest or ask any questions, he got out and opened my door. “M’lady,” he joked. I couldn’t help but smile. He held out his hand, and I took it, and he began leading me to his mystery surprise. 

 

“Okay tell me why we’re at Michaels.” We were standing in the glitter aisle. I was so. Confused. He smirked, like he knew something I didn’t, and walked over to the next aisle, knowing I’d follow. 

There he was standing there, holding a bag of feathers.  He ripped it open, and took a long, hot pink feather out. “Merry Christmas, babe.” 

My heart started beating furiously, as I stood there, watching him lift a feather to his nose. He had a cute nose; it stuck out, a straight bridge with visible oval nostrils. He inserted the feather, and I stared. I had told him about my fetish and that, yeah, I liked it when he sneezed, but he’d never tried to induce for me. We hardly talked about it. 

The tip of the feather slipped in, and he twirled it. His nostrils flared quickly and he sniffed, moisture building already. My heart was racing, and I was frozen. He twisted it some more, and he eyes slowly shut, as his head tilted back. “hheehhhh…. UNGTCH!” He pitched forward, instinctively not letting it fully out.

Something took over me. I stepped forward, and took the feather. He let me, dropping his arms, keeping his eyes closed.  I slowly inserted it into the other nostril, twisting and teasing it. He gasped, eyes squeezing tighter. “Huuuuhh…” I put the whole feather in slowly; his nostrils quivered, his lip curling back and forth as he tried to stop it. “Huuueeeeh…" I was rotating and pulling and pushing the feather, each little soft, tantalizing bristle dragging against the sensitive, damp caves of his nostril. The whole inside of his left nostril was prickling, the most sensitive. I angled it so the stiff quill tip of the feather poked the far back of his nose, sending a shooting, intense itch.  “Jehehsus.. Hhhhiiiuuhhhh..” His nose twitched and wriggled. With each uneven breath, his nostrils would convulse, widening bigger and bigger. The tip of his nose was red. I dragged the rough point on the walls of his nostril. “HhHHHUUUUU-huh?” I pinched my fingers around his nose firmly, and I could feel the moisture and wetness. The feather was still in there, pressed tightly against his now clamped shut nostril. “Ash….. Lehhh-hhiieehh… Le-let me snUH! HUh..Heuuhhh… Lemme sneeHzuhuuuhh… C-cmon.” I let go, and pulled out the feather, trying to twist it as much as I could. The feather was soggy and no longer fluffy. “UUUNNNGTTCCCHHOOOOOO! UNGTTKKSSHOO! hhhhuuuuuuhhhh….HHEEEHHH….HHUUUNNGGTTCCCHHHEEEW!”  He burst out with the largest, loudest sneezes I’d ever heard. Each one was practically screamed. I realized we should get out of there so I grabbed his hand and we started running. 

 

We got outside and went around the corner. He finished up, letting out a few more huge sneezes, learning against the wall, hands on his knees as he bent forward with the force of his sneeze. “UUUURRRRTTCCSSSHOO! UUUEEESSSSCCHHHOO!”

 

“Wow,” he said when he was done. 

I was suddenly shy. Had I gone overboard? Was it too much for him? “I’m sorry,” I rushed out.

“Hold up- for what? This was part of your Christmas present. I wanted to do this.”

“Really?” 

“Yeah,” he said. He hugged me, leaning down to kiss me. 

“That was a great present then. Thank you. I wish I had a photographic memory so I never forget,” I laughed.

He was quiet for a moment. Then he grabbed my arm and started heading back into the Michaels. “What are you doing now?”

“Michaels have security cameras, dont they?” he said, grinning.

“Bennet, it’s not like we can ask for it!” 

“We aren’t going to.”

 

We found the backroom when we saw the employee duck out to go to the bathroom. We dashed in, and he, being a technology expert, started doing something. I stood guard, nervously looking all around.

“Relax, Ash, it’ll only take a minute.”

He got it right when we heard the door swing open. “Shit!” He pulled me back into the maintenance closet and slowly closed the door. 

We stood there in silence, listening to our quiet breathing when I realized his breaths were shortening and growing louder.. “Oh no…. Ashley,” -his voice started wavering- "I’m-I’m guhnna sneeze. I-I’m s-s-s-ss-SSIIIIIEEEHH! HuUUUHH!”

I pinched his wriggling nose, rubbing it. Jesus, this was a straight fantasy. I massaged it and his breathing slowed to normal. I let go, and he instinctively sniffed, and he gasped instantly, the itch returning. He bunched up the front of his shirt as his head leaned back, his nose writhing, searching for relief. “HHHHuuuuhhh…UUMMPPSSSCCCCHHHHHK!” He muffled into the bunched up shirt. “HHUPPSSCHHH!”We heard the employee leave again and we ran out the closet and out of Costco to his car. He sneezed to the side as we rushed through the parking lot, spraying the cars we passed as he released it. His sneezes were so wet it was ridiculous. When we got in the car, I looked at his shirt that he had sneezed into. It was soaked in the front. 

I leaned my head back. This Christmas would be one to remember.

[facet]

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Edited December 1, 2019 by facet
Removed by user.

[Usagi]

3 hours ago, alicex said:

 

Something took over me. I stepped forward, and took the feather. He let me, dropping his arms, keeping his eyes closed.  I slowly inserted it into the other nostril, twisting and teasing it. He gasped, eyes squeezing tighter. “Huuuuhh…” I put the whole feather in slowly; his nostrils quivered, his lip curling back and forth as he tried to stop it. “Huuueeeeh…" I was rotating and pulling and pushing the feather, each little soft, tantalizing bristle dragging against the sensitive, damp caves of his nostril. The whole inside of his left nostril was prickling, the most sensitive. I angled it so the stiff quill tip of the feather poked the far back of his nose, sending a shooting, intense itch.  “Jehehsus.. Hhhhiiiuuhhhh..” His nose twitched and wriggled. With each uneven breath, his nostrils would convulse, widening bigger and bigger. The tip of his nose was red. I dragged the rough point on the walls of his nostril. “HhHHHUUUUU-huh?” I pinched my fingers around his nose firmly, and I could feel the moisture and wetness. The feather was still in there, pressed tightly against his now clamped shut nostril. “Ash….. Lehhh-hhiieehh… Le-let me snUH! HUh..Heuuhhh… Lemme sneeHzuhuuuhh… C-cmon.” I let go, and pulled out the feather, trying to twist it as much as I could. The feather was soggy and no longer fluffy. “UUUNNNGTTCCCHHOOOOOO! UNGTTKKSSHOO! hhhhuuuuuuhhhh….HHEEEHHH….HHUUUNNGGTTCCCHHHEEEW!”  He burst out with the largest, loudest sneezes I’d ever heard. Each one was practically screamed. I realized we should get out of there so I grabbed his hand and we started running. 

This paragraph is my new favorite thing. I love your style immensely Id love to hear more from you!

[CeruleanBlue]

I would say something but I'm honestly too shaken to form coherent sentences or anything so I'll just agree with Facet and Tsundere about that paragraph.

I'm a sucker for feather inducing.  And you did a great job writing it too!

[I love Alan Rickman]

Whoaaaaa, I'm totally speechless! I don't know what to say! I agree with the above and don't know what else to say. Wow!  

[Secret Sneezer]

this is absolutely awesome! that sounds like a great Christmas indeed!

[Just Older]

That would be the best Christmas!!

Awesome story!

[doglover111]

I would love to see it continued