sauriel Posted January 20, 2019 Posted January 20, 2019 So, this is my first post here after just stalking around for a long time, but this is precious and I thought I really should share. So, my current partner, R, is the sneeziest person I know. He's got the whole deal: allergies (pollen, ragweed), a poor immune system, so he's sick a lot. Now, a short description: he's pretty tall, with really broad shoulders, narrow hips. Prettiest blue eyes, freckles, a really wide nose. It's short and wide, round nostrils, in a semi-permanent state of redness. He's got a really strong, loud sneeze typically, too, the inhale is almost always an open, heavily vocalized HAA with a milisecond's pause and then a masculine click, a sort of ck and then a slightly tighter eshoo at the end. He typically tends to sneeze in doubles, too. He joked around that he always sneezes in evens, 2's, 4's, 6's... Now, we all know why I'm here, piece of snz trash that I am, and I've paid enough attention to him to know that while this is somewhat correct, I...do count. And he does sneeze in singles and triples occasionally (his triples tend to be a double, a breathy "excuse me" and then another sneeze, typically louder and wetter than the previous two)... So, he's been coming down with something these past few days, enough so that he's actually been blowing his nose (he tends to just snort whatever it is really deeply) and in front of me, no less (he's kind of shy about that). So, I was at his place in the bedroom, and he's working on the computer, he asks me to hand him his phone off the charger, and as I'm passing it to him, he gets the expression and with almost no warning whatsoever sneezes this wet, wet iiSCH'ew almost directly on his phone, before apologizing, turning his head to the left and continuing with an Hah'K'ah-shew, sniff. He was sniffling for several minutes afterwards. I'll try and keep y'all updated. I'm really looking forward to spring time, when the major fits come to play.
Hajo Posted January 20, 2019 Posted January 20, 2019 This sounds good.Thank you for sharing it with us.
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