HELP ME! self-obs

[sistersneezes]

i am not a very sneezy person. i almost never get sick (the curse of the amazing immune system) and when i do i get a sore throat and an extremley itchy nose but no relief from the itch. i dont like going to school when i am sick because my eyes are constantly watering so bad it looks like im crying. i am short. about 5'3 i have super long caramel colored hair and bright blue eyes. my nose is on the larger side but is not bulbous. i have 3 main sneezes "regular" which only comes out if i know theres no one around to hear me, stifled my usual, and little useless sneezes that do nothing for any kind of itch in my nose.

while working on my math i felt a little itch. like most, i figured it would go away but no! i sneezed a quick half-stifle HE-ngxtCHEW. a nice little suprise but i figured that was it. my nose suprised me with two more quick sneezes he-NGXTchew CHEW. i know some people dont like that girly "chew" sound at the end but i cant help it. i used to completley stifle-no sound at all but it kind of hurt and i needed relief from the itch (and i didnt like it if you know what i mean😉). i would sneeze more when i completley stifled but when i let one out it would stop. if i half stifle i like it more and i get more sneezes out of it. i felt the itch again! and i decided to let this one out. but it was stuck. he-uhhh *SNIFF* heee-HEEE-unnhhh (that was a moan and a half!) i scrubbed at my nose trying to get it out but it just made my nose itch more with no relief. uunnhhh heEE-"oh god" ishhoo ishoo. well that did nothing. stupid little useless sneezes. at this point my eyes were streaming and the itch in my nose was so bad i furiously scrubbed to make it come out. THE ITCH DISAPPEARED! so here i am with no relief. i look like i have been crying about an ex for 3 hours and my nose wont do anything. SOMEONE HELP ME!

[sistersneezes]

update- i tried massaging my nose. the bridge first, down like little walking people. circling my nostrils with the tip of my fingernail. nothing. of course my roommate chooses this moment to walk into the room. i quickly closed the window (on my computer), greeted her and went back to "math" hoping she couldnt tell i had been "crying" suddenly without warning HEE-SSHHOOOO SH-SH-SHOOOO AACHHEEW. "Damn!" i said then froze hoping that my roommate hadnt heard. "bless you!" she called from the other room "wow ive never heard you sneeze like that. are you ok" i was frozen in place from the....shock of having a fit that big. i really wish i could replicate that sometime! that was some serious sneezing for me! hope you guys like it😂

[ThePokeFan599]

I did. That's quite a unique ob. Glad you got those itchy sneezes out, and like you, we hope so you replicate those big sneezes.

[sistersneezes]

8 minutes ago, ThePokeFan599 said:

I did. That's quite a unique ob. Glad you got those itchy sneezes out, and like you, we hope so you replicate those big sneezes.

i hope i can too. i have since locked myself in my room under the covers because i now cant stop sneezing . i have gone from never sneezing to cant stop in less than 30 minutes. they arent doing anything for any kind of itch, just rapid fire little useless sneezes. isshoo ish-ish-ishooo iisshhhoo. over and over and over again. i cant stifle them and my roommate can hear everything. my mental block isnt kicking in for some reason. in the time it has taken me to write this i have probably sneezed 15 times (which is a ton for me). the worst part is i dont have any tissues. theyre all in the living room. i dont know what is making me sneeze but i need to stop. (well for my roommates sake. i dont bind but its really embarrassing)

[sistersneezes]

well i know no one is really looking at this but i wanted to write this before i forgot. i ended up not getting the tissues because soon after i posted that i sneezed the big sneezes again! the entire last part of the fit ended up going like this ishhoo hee-ishoo he-aacchhooo HEE-SSHHOOOO ASHOOOO AACHHEEW. well i have to say that whole thing was an........experience. very itchy and desperate (my favorite!) nose blows are not my thing at all but i did blow my nose a couple times. they were very wet gurgling blows. lost of clear mucus came out. hopefully this was (at least?) ok for everyone

 

[snzmn2016]

Wonderful ob, sorry you were sick, but it would have been amazing to see, bless you

[Luisa39]

[Alex1355]

 Bless you, that sounded like an intense sneezing fit.

[abigailwatson]

Awesome! Bless you