Male No Rush

[rockbell]

Hiiii!!!! It’s been way too long since I posted a fic of my snz ocs Kaito and Mallory…I blame writers block and college lol, as always I hope you enjoy!!

*I reluctantly admit that the following fic was completely written in comic sans*

 

I was blasting Disney music through my headphones as I cleaned Kaito’s apartment. He was out of town in Boston, helping his brother and soon to be sister-in-law move into their new home. I didn’t notice how often I’ve been staying at his place until now, Kaito has been gone for 5 days and I haven’t returned to my apartment since. Granted his place was closer to work and he gave me the okay to borrow his car while he was gone so I didn’t have to rely on my roommate or public transportation. Hell we’ve been dating for about a year and a half and I’m practically living with him, not that I’d bring up the topic of actually moving in together. That anxiety filled topic will have to be brought up by him, I wouldn’t be able to bring it up without freaking myself out. Sure we’ve been dating for a while now and I’m staying over at his place more often but I A.) am currently a co-cat mama with my roommate Mia and B.) have no relationship experience and do not want to screw this up by rushing things. I grabbed the swiffer and started on the floor of his kitchen. Then making my way to the main area, Aladdin’s One Jump Ahead blasting through my headphones. Which of course led to me dancing around and using the swiffer as a mic as I sang along. Basically I was acting like a complete dork within the safety of an empty apartment.

“HEIISHOOO!!”

I jumped at the noise, dropping the swiffer and landing smack on my ass as Kaito walked into the apartment. His coat was wet and his dark hair was plastered to his forehead, which meant that he lied to me about his flight and that it was still storming outside. Kaito knuckled his nose with a hard scrub as he locked the door behind him.

“Bless you,” I said still on my butt, which was so gonna be sore later. I lifted my arms indicating that it was Kai’s responsibility to get me back on my feet. With his jacket hung up and one last sniff Kai finally noticed I was on the floor.

“What’re you doing?” he asked his eyebrow raised as he pulled me back to my feet. I bent down and picked up the swiffer and paused my Disney music, “I was cleaning. Until your sneeze scared the shit outta me.” I looked back at him, chin perched on my hands on top of the swiffer, “By the way why are you home? You told me you weren’t gonna be back till tomorrow.”

Kai shrugged his shoulders, “I wanted to surprise yuh-huh…hutchOOoo..ugh…you” he wiggled his nose and sniffled again. I rolled my eyes and propped the swiffer up against the coffee table before wrapping my arms around him, “Well I’m happy your back, and with another cold by the sound of it.” Kaito gave me a squeeze before pulling back and swiping a finger under his nose, “Id’s your souvednir fromb Bosdond” sounding much more congested than he did before.

I rolled my eyes despite the fact that my face was burning, “well thank you, I love it ya dork,” and pressed a quick kiss to his lips, “go put your stuff away and stay awhile.” I teased, turning to put the swiffer away.

“heeeiSHOO..uh-huh-heh..itNxCHOoo..sngk” was the only reply I got before Kaito moved his suitcase back into his bedroom. Once the swiffer was back in the closet with the rest of the cleaning supplies, I followed him into the bedroom. Unsure of what his plans were, it wasn’t the first time that he’s come back from traveling with a cold. It was a running joke that it was the only souvenir that he’d always come back with. However, this was the first time that he specifically said it was my souvenir. Sure I told him about my fetish months ago and he’s let me play around with his nose a little bit but it still made me nervous. Kaito is my first boyfriend…meaning I have zero prior experience with basically everything…especially the well… the sex related stuff.

“Whad are you thinkingd aboud?” Kaito asked as he unpacked his suitcase and tossed all his clothes into the hamper.

I pushed myself off the doorframe and plopped stomach first on top of his bed, “just that I don’t want to screw this up.” Kaito’s hands stilled and he scooted so he was sitting facing me on the floor, “ snfl..what do you mean?” he asked before bringing a hand to absentmindedly rub his nose. I adjusted my hands so my head was propped up before continuing, not looking him in the eye, “I don’t know, it’s just… Fuck. You’re my first boyfriend Kai, and that makes me so goddamn happy, but I have no idea what the hell I’m doi-”

“HePSHOO..ihh-HIXTCH-uh..sngk” I look up to see Kaito sneezing into his elbow, “Sorry,” he clears his throat before nodding for me to continue. Waiting for me to say everything before replying.

“Bless you,” I smiled before taking a breath, “ I have no idea what the fuck I’m doing Kai. As much as I love having you be all my firsts, I still get nervous. You’ve been in relationships before. And gods I know that I shouldn’t focus on the fact that you’ve been in more relationships than me but I can’t help but feel too anxious to bring up the topic of moving in together. Is dating a year and half too soon? Even though we are basically already living together anyway? Am I being too pushy or annoying to ask that? Would moving in together mean taking the next next step?” I didn’t even notice I was crying until I felt Kaito’s thumb rubbing against my cheek.

“Shhh..id’s okay. Snfl, you know you can always ask me anything right Mal?” he asks, I nod my head, still staring at his comforter. “Mal look at me please?” he asks softly lifting my chin so I’m looking him in the eyes, “ I love you. I don’t think you’d be pushy or annoying if you asked about moving in together. Id mah-hih-kes..snfl.. sense since you’ve be-hihd.. staah-heNXThchU…ISHOO-ugh sdaying ober bore.” Kai had pulled his hand away from my face using it to cover the sneezes. Slowly he lowers his arm and sniffles, wiggling his pink chapped nose to try and dispel the cold induced tickle. I move my hand from my cheek and use my sweatshirt sleeve to rub under his nose in a back and forth motion. Kai breathes a sigh of relief and lightly pulls my hand away from his nose and rolls down my sleeve to place a kiss on the inside of my wrist, “thank you,” he doesn’t let go of my hand, his thumb rubbing soft circles on my skin. “Mal I love you, that’s not going to change. We can take our time, okay? There’s no rush, there is no set relationship format or guideline, we can move in together or we don’t have to,” he presses another kiss to my wrist, “We can move in together but that doesn’t mean we have to rush anything else either, okay?”

“Okay,” I breathe, already feeling the anxiety that had my gut in knots dissipating.

“HEPCHOO…heh..hih..giTCH-uh” Kai sneezed aiming at his lap.

“Bless you,” I said before bringing my hand back to rub his nose. Kai pulled away, and suddenly I thought that I did something wrong, until I was pulled into his lap. Kai pulled away so he could join me on the bed. He was sitting criss cross applesauce with me in the middle practically straddling him, his arms around my waist keeping me pressed against him. He sniffled, his nose a now angry shade of red and running. Slowly I pulled my sleeve down and brought my hand back up to his nose and began to clean up the overflow that managed to make its way to his upper lip. His nose was warm and made a squelching sound when I rubbed it back and forth, Kai’s breath hitched and his arms tightened around me. He pulled me right up against him as his body shuddered with a triple, “HAAAAESSCHEWWW!! HEPCHEWWWW!!!  Heh…heh..HEESSSSCHEWWWW!!”. Slowly he released his grip on me so I could see his face, his eyes were still half mast and his tongue was poking out. I reach over to pluck a handful of tissues from his nightstand, cupping them over his nose.

“- heh-RRSHOO! - hhaah-RRSHOoo…HH-AASSSHHHEEEOOO….ughh”

“Blow,” I softly told him and he did, soaking the tissues. I tossed them in his wastebasket at the side of his bed and used my sleeve to clean up what the tissues didn’t. Once I was done I pulled my hand away, “bless you.”

Kai sucked in a slurpy sniffle before pressing a kiss to my forehead, “lobve you”

I smiled, “I love you too.”

[macrotwentytwo]

Well this is great

[Reader]

I remember these guys! I really enjoyed your last story and this story was just excellent as well. Thanks! 

Edited February 4, 2019 by Reader

[sistersneezes]

IS THERE MORE?? WHERE IS IT??? SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME I NEED MORE!!!!!

[rockbell]

Waaaa thank you all so much for the compliments!! @macrotwentytwo @Reader @sistersneezes Knowing you all enjoyed this makes me extremely happy!!

6 hours ago, sistersneezes said:

IS THERE MORE?? WHERE IS IT??? SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME I NEED MORE!!!!!

also @sistersneezes I've posted a couple other fics about Mallory and Kaito before you can read them here  here and here  I hope you enjoy if you check them out!! 😁

[Privatedancer]

Great start

[Alyssa1146]

I love this!   Very relatable characters who play well off one another without being too one-sided.  ❤️

[Gingersneeze]

So great!  Can’t wait for more! 

[MzMental]

Im not always a big fan of male sneezes, but you did these just right! Absolutely marvelous!

[KD02]

Ahhh can’t believe I haven’t seen this before now! Love these two so much please write a second part to this would love to read it