Not sure if trolling or just ignorant

[Saimou]

So, I came across this little rant article, where the author takes (who would have guessed it?) the sneeze fetish as an example to make fun of.

http://www.platypuscomix.net/interactive2/doomedraider.html

Here’s the main bit.

It only gets worse when, inevitably, kinkiness is thrown into the mix. Let's say someone is about to write a Tomb Raider story and has a sneezing fetish (they're real). He writes something where Lara starts sneezing over and over, uncontrollably. She finds out she was cursed by the Sneezing God and ventures to the Temple of Ah Zhoo to fight a huge monster with a gigantic nose that sneezes to attack. In his mind, he's thinking "Whoa, this is the best story ever written!!!" For everybody else, not so much.

Granted, I’ve seen worse interpretations of the fetish, but come on! We’re way more creative than that! Besides, we’re not all about the fetish. I mean, I’ve seen stories on the Forum that have way more plot elements than all the porn movies put together, which was obviously what the author was comparing our fetish for.