Did I Sneeze My Girlfriend Away? (M+F Gigantic)

[NateKimSneezes]

My morning started off pretty normal.  I got up off my bed, and went to get ready for classes.  My dormroom is quite dusty so to the misfortune of my roommates (who don’t clean), I often have violent sneezing fits in there.  One of my roommate’s cologne, probably sprayed a few minutes before was bugging my nose.  My right nostril burned, and I could feel my lungs filling with air.  Before I knew it, I was deeply wheezing, violently hitching, and then my head began tilting back.  My irritated nostrils were flaring wide, and had I not been inhaling so deeply, I would’ve been drooling from my nostrils.  My eyes closed…..HHAAAAAAaaaaaa……I screamed the first chunk of my signature three part sneeze.  

            False Start……..Fuck me……

            Just like that the tickle was gone, but my nasal passages were still beyond clogged.  I blew my nose powerfully into a tissue.  As I expected.  The tissue was soaked.  My 2^ndroommate awoke, yelling at me to keep it quiet.  I went to my 9am.  My girlfriend sat in the desk connected to mine, our thighs touching.   Lemme quickly describe my Hannah to you.  6’0 Blonde, fair skin, dark blue eyes, voluptuous curvy body, unusually large nose. It is long and wide with cavernous nostrils.  She often kept her large breasts just under a hoodie and.  Today she looked like a mess.  A hot mess.  My hot mess. Her nostrils were red, and looked a bit wet.  Hannah’s allergies were as bad as mine, and she seemed to be gearing up for a fit.  Her breath began to hitch.  She began her wheezing fits.  She turned to me and said, “Marc, cover your ears, these are gonna be huge”.  It was in vain, cuz I couldn’t hear her.  I was trapped in a build up of my own.  Our professor had a huge bouquet of flowers on her desk.  However, out of respect and reverence of my girlfriend’s mighty nose, I stifled two of my own sneezes and managed to hold back 3 others.  My nose was now beyond stuffed.  Hannah on the other hand proceeded to explode ruthlessly, screaming out sneeze after sneeze until our lecture hall was properly ringing with the cacophony of sneezes.  it was embarrassing, but im not sure if it was due to my girlfriend scaring the life out of my class with her huge sneezes, or the fact that I was “very turned on” and “physically showed it” if ya know what I mean.  

            Hannah and I were making out later in her dorm room, both of us stopping every once in a while to vent a sneeze. Except, Hannah was the one sneezing, I just had false starts every time.  It was fine though.  Hannah very much enjoyed my false starts, and licked my nostrils while we were in the moment.  It was later, around 3pm, when my incident happened.  Hannah and I were walking back to campus for afternoon classes, when my nose began burning again.  The tickle was ridiculous, it felt like I had snorted sulfuric acid.  The tickle was blinding.  Hannah recounted the story to me afterwards.  Her hair had begun blowing in my direction.  My nostrils had been widening and flaring hugely.  My mouth was gaping and Hannah felt her whole body begin to draw itself towards my gaping nostrils and mouth.  She screamed, “Yes babe! Blow me away this time!”  This was getting dangerous.  I often had super sized sneezes if I kept stifling them or holding them back throughout the day.  I never had this many false starts before in my life.  According to Hannah at this point, my nostrils flared even wider, and she felt her body being strongly pulled towards me.  Gale force winds were pushing her, and she welcomed it. She embraced me.  I felt her warm breasts pressing against my chest.  She told me she then realized she was being pelted by leaves.  My “super” sneezes always just blew her hair back and made our ears ring.  I sucked my precious girl towards me.  The tree infront of me cracked and its branches began blowing towards me.  “Babe? Are you okay?” she asked.  “Get away!” I yelled.  My head tilted back.  People were staring at Hannah and I, because we were in the middle of a busy city street. Hannah yanked me towards a nearby abandoned soon to be demolished college building.  

My eyes were zipped shut. I screamed, “HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..RREEEEESSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…… ………………..”

It was just wind after that. Dumpsters and trashbags were launched hundreds of feet away.  

Hannah came out from her hiding spot and called for me.  Unfortunately as I turned to face her, I unleashed another great sneeze.  Hannah was blown off her feet.  I sprinted to her and began to beg for mercy.  I really hated hurting her like this with my stupid nose and our stupid fetish.  I was getting so anxious.  And panicky. Very panicky.  I was panicking.  I was definitely panicking. Then the tickle hit me.  I was blind.  And then…. Lights out.  I woke up in a hospital, hours later Hannah was clutching my hand in tears.  The abandoned school building was gone.  According to Hannah, 30 or 40 of my gale forced sneezes blew it apart.  Hannah had pulled us both from the rubble as I had gone unconscious following my massive fit. I suddenly screamed out, “HHHAAAAAAA RREESSHSOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!”.  It echoed through the hospital halls.  No damage, it was a normal sneeze…  right? I think it was.  Hannah looked a bit worried, and then the tickle hit me once again…. Lights out…….

To be continued?

[Mr. Black Cherry Berry Tea]

Nice! Definitely over the top, lol, but that’s kinda the thing with giant sneezes. It’s rare to have a story with male and female huge sneezes, so thanks for posting! 

[Nostrildamuss]

Love the idea of a couple sharing their gigantic sneezes!! Can't wait to read more! ^^

[Dawsio]

Sorry for the bump but I've always liked this story. I kinda hoped there would be more. I miss the really goofy stories coming out on the forum. We've had some really fun stories come out over the years.

 

I like realistic stories as much as the next guy, but I feel like we need more stories of aliens and giant women sneezing.