My friend doting on his bf (M)

[Pheonix_Mandrill]

So I was hanging out at the mall with my friend, a few other friends, and my friend's boyfriend. I was kinda teasing my friend a lot that day because a few days ago he told us he was a), gay and b) had a fucking hot boyfriend. (the first part sux cuz my friend is hella hot too)

like my friend is middle eastern (with an impossible to pronounce name) and his hair is fluffyyyyy but that part's not important and his boyfriend's blond and tall and kinda muscular with brown eyes and he could probably be an anime character. No flaws! (ok maybe he is a little skinny)

I have no idea what I'm doing. Onto the sneezing part! 

So my friend has the kink like me and we were off to the side talking about what his boyfriend looked like when he sneezed cuz we're both weird. Our other friends were kinda harassing the boyfriend because they're also weird XD

So I kinda first thought that my friend's boyfriend was kinda arrogant. He came off as vain, cold, and kinda judge-y plus he was RICH and I was like "ur dating a hot prick" to my friend. His genius response:

"Yeah you're not wrong, he can be a prick. He's super aggressive too, but he has a lot of family issues and if you give him time he's a sweetheart...don't tell him I called him a sweetheart or he'll kick my ass"

So one song about true love and a lot of teasing later, we were messing around in a little store with a buttload of perfume and cologne and shit. Thankfully we found free samples, and that gave way to the war of the samples.

How it started: The group "idiot" proclaimed he was North Korea and sprayed my friend who we think looks like Michelle Obama.

We're weird humans. 

Anyways, my friend's boyfriend kind of took a step back and let us be weird. He was rolling his eyes a lot and giving us judgmental looks but every once in a while he and my friend would make eye contact and smile at each other and I was like, aww, he's a nice person. 

Eventually my friend who was now North Korea I guess, got my friend's boyfriend in the face with some random cheap stuff, and we were like, oh god, Luke's done for, (just gonna start using similar names) but Garrett (the boyfriend) just used my friend's shirt as a towel and laughed it off. 

Surprise of the century honestly. 

So after that the ice kinda broke and Garrett became one with the group. My friend, who I will call Fred (because his name is too long and different, if he read this he'd say I was whitewashing him but he's NEVER GONNA READ THIS...I hope...) really relaxed. I think he really wanted us to like Garrett. 

Anyways skip to the food court, where North Korea friend aka Luke was dancing around like a moron. Fred and Garrett were off to the side standing pretty close to each other, like shoulders touching and me and Michelle were standing there taking couple pictures of them.

At one point Garrett rubbed his nose on his shoulder a few times, before sort of just pressing the back of his hand to it for a few seconds. 

Me and Fred were thinking the same thing, and I gave him some weird eyebrow-raising look which probably freaked him out a little XD 

We were right, because a few minutes later Garrett tilted his head back a little, closed his eyes, took two quick breaths and sneezed.

Gonna attempt spelling. His sneeze kind of sounded like "ESHuu"

I thought it was kinda smol and cute which was like the opposite of his personality. 

Fred was totally caught off guard and he was actually blushing and I could tell that "Fuck, he's cute" was running through his head. Anyways, the first thing he said was

"Are you ok"

Garrett answered by giving him the wait signal with his hand. He took a few more deep breaths before sneezing again and falling forward a little. (Fred the romantic actually held out an arm to catch him with)

Anyways, all you heard was:

"Are you ok?"

"...ehh....ehhhh...ESHUUU!"

"*long ass pause*....bless you" 

Fred was really really red and I was wheezing from trying not to laugh.

However I think Garrett thought I was laughing at him because he started looking really self conscious XD

Anyways we kept walking and Garrett would sneeze every few minutes, and Fred was looking like he was in heaven, but also a little concerned. 

Garrett eventually started kitten sneezing at one point and we were calling him out on it. 

But literally it was adorable. It sounded like "Ah-KITSU"

I think we embarrassed him because he went into the bathroom for a while. (if you stood close enough to the door you could hear him sneezing) 

Me and Fred had a short conversation then. It went like this:

Fred: Oh my fucking god he's so cute

Me: He has a kitten sneeze

Fred: And like he's actually embarrassed about it. SO cute. 

Me: He has a kitten sneeze!

Fred: I wanna hug him and like, somehow get him to sneeze on me, and then hug him more.

Me: He has a KITTEN SNEEZE!

Fred: Well no shit, we all heard

After that Garrett came back and his eyes were kinda red and watery. I heard Fred mutter "my poor baby" before walking over to Garrett and asking him if he felt sick. Garrett brushed him off, saying that he was fine, and I almost started laughing again because Fred is a total sucker for someone trying to act tough even though they're suffering. 

Another 15 minutes passed with Garrett still sneezing like crazy. I think he was slowly getting worse. Fred had an arm around him and would let him lean on him whenever he got in a sneezing fit.

Fred the lucky bastard was enjoying this. 

We were back in the food court and Garrett was sneezing into napkins while Fred was rubbing his back.

It was cute.

I think at this Garrett had just given up on trying not to sneeze and was just trying to take this like a man. However he was totally embarrassed by his sneezes. He'd get a little blushy right after XD

Fred had gone into nurse mode (he's the friend who tries to take care of everyone) and was still rubbing Garrett's back and handing him napkins and asking if he was getting sick again. Eventually he decided that Garrett was probably hella allergic to the cologne.

So basically as always the situation was Luke's fault. 

Fred was starting to get more confident and started doing things like poking Garrett on the nose and saying "does this bother you?" (He did make Garrett sneeze a few times) It was like:

"Does this bother you?" *pokes him on the side of the nose*

"I-...ahh...AH-KITSU. ACHU. Damn you."

"I guess that's a yes" 

Nothing interesting happened until the car ride home. I was in the back with Garrett and Fred while other friends were in the front two rows with Michelle driving.

Garrett kept on doing all these false starts and I could tell it was driving Fred a little crazy. Finally Fred started rubbing his finger underneath Garrett's nostrils and that was teasing the hell out of him. His breath started hitching like crazy and his eyes were all teary.

Again, Fred the lucky bastard. 

Anyways, all you hear is:

"Ok this is driving me crazy, lemme help." *starts teasing him*

"What are y-*sharp gasp*

"Don't fight it. You are at my mercy." (Fred is a movie nerd)

"Stopstopstopstopstopstopstopstop"

"Does it tickle"

*nodding*

"I am all powerful"

"Ahh...ehhhh...hehhhhhhhh....AKESHUU."

He actually ended up sneezing all over Fred, and then he started apologizing like crazy. 

Fred just kissed him on the cheek and told him he was cute.

Annnd that ends this observation! I, the bystander was fucking jealous throughout this entire thing.

So yeah, observation, Sorry I'm a sucky writer XD

[dragonko]

Holy shit! This would have been amazing to see!! Lucky you!

[Agaba]

OMFG that's amazing! You're so so lucky, my friend!