Ob Fics: Cara

[NateKimSneezes]

Hey all, I'm planning to start a series based on sneezers I've seen in real life, but fictional observations.  Might add some gigantic sneezes down the line.

Lucky for me, my English class was on the smaller side.  We were about 12 students in total.  I only took this class because she was there.  I met Cara during my freshman year of college and we’ve been friends ever since.  She was beautiful, standing around 5’4.  She had flowing blonde hair that reached down to her mid-back, deep greenish/blue eyes, pale skin, a cute lightly bulb-like nose, and curves for days.  According to her, her best feature was her eyes, but in reality, her stifles are next level.  

            Cara would always sneeze in fits.  Her face would get that sneezy look, and begin to contort. Her nostrils would flare wide and her arm would bend into position to catch her sneezes.  She would stifle maybe 5-6 sneezes before her nose was through, but sometimes if the wind was blowing in the right direction, sometimes, if im lucky, she’ll lose control of the tickle and erupt into some loud uncontrollable sneezes.  

            This particular day, Cara walked in with her nostrils already looking a tad red.  We sat in this weird semi circle of desks, but I made sure I sat across from her to get a full visual.  The professor was talking about some “classic literature” that I would definitely not remember when I caught something in my eye.  Cara’s eye was twitching; a precursor to a sneeze.  

Cara’s nose began to wrinkle up, and her arm immediately took position.  

“Hhaaumph, Umph! Uhmph! Urrrumph!!! HHAaamph!!!”

Cara’s nose pumped out sneeze after sneeze, in glorious stifle fashion.  Cara’s free hand began waving in front of her face.  Her mouth was gaping.  Her nostrils were flaring wide.   She turned to face away from me.  Her chest was heaving strongly.  Her breaths became more audible.  It was coming.  

“heeeeh heh heh heh haa haaa ……”

Cara began her wheezing fit, and began to gasp for air.  She turned back to face me, and she tilted her head all the way back.  I caught a glimpse of her enormously flaring nostrils, right before.

“HHHYYYAAATTSHSOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!”

heeeh heehh heeehhhhhh

One measly sneeze was clearly not enough to satiate the burning in Cara’s nose.  Once again her head tilted back, her body betraying her need to stop sneezing.  Her nostrils flared wide.

“huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuYYAATTTTSHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”

Her right hand lifted up to wipe the tears now flowing from her eyes and quickly shut them.  Another sneeze was on its way….Actually a fit was on its way.  Cara’s eyes squeezed shut, and her nose wrinkled even further, her nostrils now bright red, flaring wide and a glimmer of snot christened the rims of her nasal gapes. This time when she was bent in two, she stayed with her head to the desk.

HHEEEHHH-AAH!!!!!  HHHHAAASSHHH!!! HHHAEESSHOOOO!!!!!! HHYYAAATTSHOOOOOOAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

She screamed out the last one, it was very wet.  Even though she sat 15 feet away from me, I swear I felt a fine mist just brush across my face. It was an incredible feeling.  

[47Bears]

This was really good. I’d like to see more short stories like these

[NoV]

Certainly would've cheered up an English lesson

On 8/13/2019 at 3:23 AM, NateKimSneezes said:

 Might add some gigantic sneezes down the line.

Always a welcome addition