Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Fanfic (Roy Mustang Sneeze)

[alwaysbored84]

Hi! So I know Fullmetal Alchemist/ Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood has been done for a while, but I started rewatching and it has since reopened my obsession with Roy Mustang. 
SO-

I’ve been doing some fanfic reading, and I found one on A03 - called “Hospital Daze” where Roy sneezes from smoking a cigarette with Havoc. And he doesn’t know how to smoke, so he sneezes, and GAH ROY-BOY!!!!

Anyway, hope y’all enjoy it! Here’s the excerpt:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31805131/chapters/78736042
 

Roy reattempted the practice, mimicking his comrade to the best of his ability.

‘God, he makes it look so easy.’

The dark-haired man pressed the evil stick to his lips once more. Small, insignificant draws at first – incrementally increasing his intake as he filtered the growing smog.

“A’huht-hhuht-huuht! C’huht,c’hut! Eh’hut-huh,huuht! Uh…’hrrr’Rrrr’ssshhhooo!”

            Unfortunately, this filtering came in the form of expulsion. Roy coughed and sneezed to the point of choking – keeling over in the chair by Jean’s bedside. Havoc bit his lip, forcing back a laugh.

            “Woah there, General! Take it easy.”

            Roy waved a hand, signaling he had almost come back to his senses. His running nose and eyes did not convince his comrade.

            “Y’alright there?”

            Mustang exonerated his now rasped throat.

“H-How do you do this multiple times a day?”