Crush’s sneeze

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My crush, S, sits a few rows away in my English class. He’s around 5’9”, fit, has longer blonde hair that sticks out of a hat and beautiful blue-green eyes. The best description is that he looks like your average varsity-all star baseball player.

We’re silent reading when I hear a slight buildup before he sneezes three violent “huh’ETCH’HU”s. I wanted to melt into a puddle it was so hot