NotWho Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Hey there all you wonderful peoples of the internet! I’d love to hear your favorite joke(s), one that always makes you laugh, no matter how many times you hear it. It can be a dad joke, an anti-joke (please be careful with this one), (dark humor anyone?) etc. I’ll start us off: Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them. Link to comment
SleepingPhlox Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 What's a pirate's favourite letter? You might think it's R, but his first love be the C! Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 6 minutes ago, SpookingPhlox said: What's a pirate's favourite letter? You might think it's R, but his first love be the C! GROOAAAAN! I love it! The amount of time between slipping on a peel and hitting the pavement? 1 bananosecond. Link to comment
NotWho Posted October 21, 2021 Author Share Posted October 21, 2021 5 hours ago, Cauldron_no5 said: The amount of time between slipping on a peel and hitting the pavement? 1 bananosecond. Omg I laughed way too hard at it. The banana emoticon did not help 🤣 Link to comment
NotWho Posted October 26, 2021 Author Share Posted October 26, 2021 My friend told me this one a few days ago and it still makes me giggle What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Floppe Link to comment
snottynsneezy Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 what has 6 wheels and is green... grass i lied about the wheels Link to comment
LapidotLover22 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 Did you hear all three spiderman actors were in a car accident? They were bad parallel parkers. Link to comment
Navair26 Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 What do you get when a dinosaur kicks you in the rear? A Meg-a-sore-ass Link to comment
aggedy_ann Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 Why did the fox cross the road? Free chicken Link to comment
SneezyHolmes Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 What kind of tree can fit in your hand..? ..A palm tree..! Link to comment
Just Older Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 What do you call a farting dinosaur? A blast from the past! Link to comment
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