Sneezy Walk with my Ex-Boyfriend (content warning: snot!)

[Mal]

So I'm not much of a fan of mess/ snot myself, but figured I would share this memory for those of you who are. 

A couple years ago, I was in a relationship with my ex whose sneezes I deeply enjoyed. I never told him about the fetish so all of the sneezy moments I got with him were completely candid which I loved! He was very tall, around 6'3" or 6'4", he certainly towered over me and could always pick me up like a little doll. He had shaggy dark brown hair, perfect teeth, and one of his defining features was his big (not huge, but prominent) nose. He worked as an urban farmer at the time we dated, so there was always a ruggedness to him as well as I often saw him after long days of literally being in the weeds. 

One summer day, we were walking around when I noticed him sniffling quite a bit. It wasn't clear what was causing the irritation-- probably a random allergy-- but it didn't take long for the sniffles to come to fruition as sneezes. We were holding hands and as we walked and talked, I could see his face slowly scrunching into pre-sneeze mode and his head bounced down as he let out a "hitchhnxxt" onto his chest. His sneezes were always a perfect half-stifle, but they were naturally like that... like the first syllable of the sneeze was always a big release and the second was often way more dialed back. As we continued to walk, he kept getting sneezier and sneezier, "huuuhchinnnxx" "haachheeuuuu", and the more powerful the sneezes got, the more he started to turn away from me to protect me. I reveled in every second of this walk and diligently blessed each of his sneezes as if I was commending a child for doing a good job at something. I watched him like a hawk while trying not to completely out myself. At one point he dropped my hand to aggressively rub his nose, which he actually did quite frequently in general. His signature move was to take the knuckles of both pointer fingers (both hands) and rub the sides of his nostrils in fast circles. I told him it was my favorite tick of his and he said he's been doing it since he was a kid. Clearly whatever was bothering his nose was not going away and with each sneeze, he seemed to get more and more congested. Eventually, fed up with his nose, he told me to walk ahead of him so he could "do something". He proceeded to snot rocket onto the sidewalk behind me. Snot is super not my thing, so I didn't turn around, but I could hear the harsh honk of each nostril being cleared out in desperation. After this, he rejoined our hands and we were back along our merry way. If I remember correctly, he sneezed a couple more times after that, but it was obvious he needed to *clear himself out* so to speak. "Sorry about this babe, I don't know what's happening" he said:) 

I have a handful of small but lovely obs of him from the duration of our year long relationship so if anyone is interested let me know!! Sorry if I rambled! Questions welcome 🥰

 

[Bleh]

  Cool observation.  He seemed to be congested during that walk.  Does he ever blow his nose loudly on tissues?

[Mal]

13 hours ago, Bleh said:

  Cool observation.  He seemed to be congested during that walk.  Does he ever blow his nose loudly on tissues?

Yeah he definitely did quite a bit... he was never shy about body things