Yoga Retreat Long obs (M)

[Melody]

Oh lord, do I have the best obs for you all. I feel like I've been blessed by the observation gods, taking pity on me for basically ignoring my fetish for two years during the pandemic 🤣. I've only gotten around to writing this observation now because it's such a long obs that needs my full attention so I don't forget any of the juicy details. 

So in the beginning  of January I went on a ten day yoga retreat in the deep woods in Northern Quebec with about eight other people all under the age of 25. It was -20 the entire time and incredibly snowy. Think four feet of snow, blanketing all the green trees and freezing the nearby lake solid. It snowed like this pretty much all day for the entire time I was there, which made the cottage we were staying in incredibly cozy. 

For context, the cottage we were staying in was built in the 70's and is not well insulated or well kept by the owners due to current financial issues. The studio where we did all of our classes (which is attached to the cottage) was incredibly freezing due to lack of insulation and was filled with old rugs, meditation cushions and yoga mats that really aggravated peoples allergies. To combat the cold there was an indoor fireplace and the smoke also really set people off. Just to set the scene a little bit 

Basically everyone was sneezing and was cold for the entire time myself included (I literally had to wear three layers at all times). But the person who really suffered the most was my friend B (poor guy probably blew through like 2 whole tissue boxes just himself). He took Reactine every day but it really did not do anything. For reference B is 23 years old, over six feet tall, with straight-ish light brown hair, a long masculine looking nose and these beautiful icy blue eyes. B is one of those masculine looking men who is a gym rat and is super stoic but is actually allergic to everything. As I learned after living with him for ten days, he is allergic to many different types of food, dust, mold, pollen, and pretty much all animals. I just find it so funny when a strong stoic looking dude is just allergic to everything.  🤣 He is also one of those people who ALWAYS sneezes rapidly in threes 😍 I can't make this shit up if I tried guys!!!

Lucky for me, B and I's room were beside each other so we ended up getting close over the duration of our stay. This is why I have all these incredible obs. Basically B sneezed like over 15+ times every single day so there's just too many obs to write about, but 2 major instances really stick out in my mind that I must share. 

So on Day 4 of our retreat we we doing an early morning yoga sessions at 7 am. Everyone was incredibly sleepy and sluggish because it was so early so we first started with a gentle restorative yoga mainly focused on breath work. I am lying on my back beside B on my own yoga mat trying to focus on my own breathing and to not to fall asleep. The room is silent except for the instructor leading us when I hear B's breath hitch next to me. I subtly look over at him where he is also lying on his back. Yoga has left the chat at this point. I'm basically staring at B. It's a silent yoga session so B rubs his nose and very CLEARLY is trying his best to be quiet.

He is quiet for about five more minutes but at this point my fetishist radar is ALERT. I know eventually he will sneeze I've already seen four days of his nasal habits 🤣 So the room is very quiet again, everyone is concentrating on their own breathing and and B out of nowhere, lurches into a sitting position basically RIGHT ABOVE ME, covers his mouth with the crook of his elbow and releases three masculine sneezes in rapid succession that sounded like this... h'ECKSHUH! Hehh'GnKST!  ihh'GY'EHsscHt!  I could practically hear the congestion thicken in his nose with each sneeze. I am so turned on at this point I can hardly hear a word my instructor is saying. Everyone turns to look at B.

B shoots up off the ground and covers his nose which is running. He steps over a bunch of people to frantically get to the tissues in the other room and blows his nose for a few minutes. I can hear three more muffled sneezes that all sounded like h..hcTSHHue! hcTSHHue! .... ES'HHHHu!   in the next room over.  He comes back like ten minutes later and lies down next to me. He is sniffling like mad and he apologizes for disrupting the session (wish he knew he wasn't disrupting me at all though ). God, it was so hot. I'm still thinking about it. 

Then on Day 9 I witnessed the mother of obs 🤣

Basically I'm sitting next to B in the studio room. It's like 9 pm so the temperature has dropped even more from earlier in the day. It's -25 outside. Everyone is fucking freezing. Alll of us all had to bring blankets and jackets just to sit in the studio room. Our instructor (who is also wearing a jacket INSIDE 🤣) is doing a mini teaching session which happened every day in the evenings. Everyone else in the room is listening as our teacher speaks. I'm sitting next to B in the front of the room near the tissue box (this may or may not have been a strategic positioning lol). B is wrapped in a a white wool blanket. B has been sniffling the entire lesson which sounds all thick and gurgly. His eyes are red and watery and his allergies to me at least, looked the worst they had all week. Anyway thirty minutes of teaching pass and B's breath sort of hitches again (so now I'm prepared). A few seconds later he snaps forward and releases two very loud hh...huhEXSTTSHH-uuu... huhEXSTTSHH-uuu INTO THE BLANKET Y'ALL.

Yep you read that right. This gorgeous man sneezes into a blanket right beside me. I'm diseased at this point. B pauses for a few seconds sighs breathlessly, and then releases a final powerful ...hhhAAGTCHSHUhh!  into the blanket. The teacher stops teaching and asks B if he is okay. Everyone is looking at him at this point. B apologizes again and I instinctively hand him the tissue box in front of me. He thanks me and takes the box, emptying his nose for a solid minute and continues blowing his nose for the remainder of the session. I am so turned during this entire encounter that it took every ounce of my energy and willpower to stop looking at B and focus on the lesson. Later after our class B's friend teases him about sneezing into the blanket and is like, "that blanket is yours now man." B laughs at this and sort of shrugs sheepishly. I'm still dying on the inside. 

God i wonder what that poor man was allergic to because he really couldn't stop sneezing every time we were in that studio room.  I think it was the dust and mold from the old cushions and rugs. I also heard him sneeze his head off at least six times every night before going to bed (we both slept in the cold basement where it was very dusty). God it was really something else. You can imagine what i dreamed about 🤣

 

Edited January 17, 2022 by Melody

[bingochamp7]

Sounds like an amazing experience! B must have spent more time sneezing and blowing his nose than doing yoga the entire retreat. The setting is fetish heaven and B’s sneezes sound adorable, especially the one where he sneezes into the wool blanket for the final time. 

[Melody]

1 hour ago, bingochamp7 said:

Sounds like an amazing experience! B must have spent more time sneezing and blowing his nose than doing yoga the entire retreat. The setting is fetish heaven and B’s sneezes sound adorable, especially the one where he sneezes into the wool blanket for the final time. 

omg it really was 😍 and he really did! His allergies definitely hindered his retreat experience and overall mobility capabilities which kinda sucks for him but oh man it really was fetish heaven it's like a week later and I'm still processing that I witnessed all of that LOL 

Edited January 18, 2022 by Melody

[phoenix]

Wow! Thanks for taking the time to write that out in such wonderful detail! That must have made up for it being cold and the other less-than-ideal aspects!

[Melody]

1 hour ago, phoenix said:

Wow! Thanks for taking the time to write that out in such wonderful detail! That must have made up for it being cold and the other less-than-ideal aspects!

it was kind of fun to go into so much detail just writing it all out made me relive it again  yes the obs certainly made up for it being uncomfortably freezing 🤣

[ScorpionPrincess]

That sounds absolutely wonderful!

[starpollen]

Gahh  this man is my dream!  No chance for any future meetups with this lovely specimen?… 😉

Edited January 18, 2022 by starpollen

[riverevanss]

Okay, I just read this, and this was an amazing obs. I really enjoyed reading this, and gosh, his sneezes were just wonderful. Ahh, I'd be sooo happy is I'll ever have a situation like this. Thanks for sharing!!!

[Morningsmith]

This is a full on fantasy scenario. You lucky, lucky thing!

[Melody]

6 hours ago, starpollen said:

Gahh  this man is my dream!  No chance for any future meetups with this lovely specimen?… 😉

He really is a dream… if I was single I’d be so into him lol 🤣😅 luckily I see him quite frequently (about once a month or so). There’s def the chance for future obs!

[Melody]

3 hours ago, Bencutio said:

Okay, I just read this, and this was an amazing obs. I really enjoyed reading this, and gosh, his sneezes were just wonderful. Ahh, I'd be sooo happy is I'll ever have a situation like this. Thanks for sharing!!!

Glad you enjoyed reading it! I was so shocked I never really witness any good observations and then suddenly I witness all of this all at once 😍

[Justasneezygirl]

Wow what an amazing observation and experience!!!

[Dusty15]

Oh lord this is a dream!  that sounds like a great retreat! 

[Lacrima]

Amazing obs thank you! Wow i’m happy you witnessed that. This reminds me of what I went through with a crush I had when I was younger. He was allergic to.. everything really 🥲

[Melody]

3 hours ago, lacrima said:

Amazing obs thank you! Wow i’m happy you witnessed that. This reminds me of what I went through with a crush I had when I was younger. He was allergic to.. everything really 🥲

Aren’t those the best kind  

[Should I bless]

Wow, that is really hot! That sounds like a dream!

[Hajo]

This must have been really hot! Thanks for sharing,

[Melody]

On 2/6/2022 at 9:33 AM, Hajo said:

This must have been really hot! Thanks for sharing,

It really was

 I spent this past weekend with B and witnessed another hot display of endless allergic sneezing 😍 it's really something else.... 

[Psyneezy]

thanks for sharing! Sounded really quite amazing