Friend's sneeziness a turn on?

[Starlight2337]

Framing this from a cishet perspective, but feel free to apply this to your own gender and sexual orientation!

Any hetero folks ever attracted to a same-gender friend's sneezing? I'm pretty far over on the straight side of the spectrum, but there have been times when a female friend is so incredibly, desperately sneezy from a bad cold or allergies that it really turned me on and is something I still think about from time to time in key moments (ahem). I feel a bit conflicted about this - I have my reasons for being attracted to same-gender sneezing content online (in part because I can almost imagine myself in the sneezer's place when it's a woman), but it feels different (and somehow less acceptable to me?) when it's an actual friend in my life. Has this happened to you? What are your thoughts?

[Justasneezygirl]

Yes, this definitely happens to me and has for over 20 years. I’m Hetero and happily married for 12 years. I started feeling attracted to certain female sneezes in high school and it still happens. I prefer male sneezes but can’t explain what attracts me to some female sneezes - especially if there is an emotional connection, I think. 

[Melody]

I am bisexual so I enjoy female and male sneezing but in general, I don't find my friends sneezes attractive whether female or male because their all friendzoned if that makes sense? When there is an attractive stranger sneezing it almost keeps the fantasy for me... 

Edited January 20, 2022 by Melody

[Mal]

20 hours ago, Melody said:

I am bisexual so I enjoy female and male sneezing but in general, I don't find my friends sneezes attractive whether female or male because their all friendzoned if that makes sense? When there is an attractive stranger sneezing it almost keeps the fantasy for me... 

I definitely feel this way too. Most of the time it makes me uncomfortable when friends of any gender sneeze unless I am kinda attracted to them or curious about them sexually! 

[JaeChaeGi]

I'm also rather far over on the heterosexual end, and I can only think of one time this really happened to me. It was about 25 years ago and I was waiting at a bus stop in an unfamiliar city and this guy, who was probably around the age that I am now, was caught in the longest, itchiest, most all-consuming, loud, drawn-out sneezing fit that seemed like it would never end. I felt completely spellbound. I honestly almost got on the bus he did just to keep watching even though I probably would've ended up completely lost (especially since I couldn't speak the language very well, either). My memory is generally terrible, but I still remember what that bus stop looked like…