Surprise Visitor

[dominchoo]

hey... its me... back again lol

i got burnt out from oli and liz, so i turned to some new ocs that i've been loving to mess with recently.

there isn't like a good background for them, except for one 'fic' that is just how they met. 

the gist of it is Alexander is a famous model, and Bunnie is a social media manager at a clothing brand. 

anyways, enjoy this very self-indulgent fic. 

OH i forgot to mention, Bunnie has the kink

 

Bunnie knew Alexander was allergic to flowers. It was painfully obvious every time they went to an event together, or spent even a minute amount of time outside. Alexander was easily reduced to a hitching, sneezing mess whenever they were around flowers. Even trees had been getting to him lately, making him sneeze even more than Bunnie thought was humanly possible. 

Thankfully for Alexander, the winter time had virtually no pollen. In the winter months, he was able to take a break from all the sneezing and just enjoy time with family and friends. The boy was also pretty resilient, barely ever getting sick. 

This, of course, is in stark contrast to his girlfriend of 4 months; Bunnie Phillips. She was prone to colds and illness at least every other month. The stock of tissues that would previously go unused in the winter, was now run down everytime that Bunnie came to visit. Despite this, Alexander and Bunnie were the perfect pair. Bunnie enjoyed taking care of her allergic boyfriend, and Alexander liked doting on his sick girlfriend. 

Bunnie was driving home from work, some day in early december, with the music on full blast. If it weren’t for the contrast of the animal on the snow that covered the roads, she wouldn’t have noticed it. She slammed on her brakes, earning a loud and violent honk from the car behind her as he swerved around. Bunnie simply flipped him off and stepped out of her car carefully. They were on a side street, so it wasn’t like the animal was in immediate danger, but Bunnie still felt an innate need to scoop him up and place him in the extra sweater she had taken to work this morning. 

“Hey, Al?” Bunnie held her phone up to her ear with one hand, the other on the wheel. Her eyes had to fight to stay on the road, and away from the small animal laying in the passenger seat.

“Hey, Bun. Whats up?” Alexander’s voice came through the receiver, sounding as cute as ever.

“I’m going to be a little late, I ran into an issue on the way home from work.” Bunnie stole a glance over at the small animal, who was curled up, but still had its eyes open. 

“Are you okay?” 

“Yes I’m fine. I’ll explain when I get home, is that okay?” She held back a smile at his immediate worry for her. 

“Of course, stay safe.”  Was the last thing he said before hanging up. They hadn’t said the three little words yet, but during every phone call, Bunnie could almost hear him wanting to say it. She glanced at the black animal on her sweater, giving a smile. 

 

— — — — 

 

“Hey! I’m home!” Bunnie yelled, slipping her shoes off. Alexander had let himself into her apartment with the spare key when she told him that she’d be home late. This was something that both of them were accustomed to. 

“Hey-” His greeting is cut short when his eyes fall on the animal that’s sleeping, wrapped up in her sweater, in Bunnie’s arms. “Is this the ‘little issue’?” 

“Yes. Isn’t he so cute?” Bunnie gave him a loving smile. “I think I’m going to name him Bruno.” 

“What if he’s someone else's?” Alexander countered, resisting the urge to step away. Bunnie’s eyes met his, now smiling at him. 

“I already went to the vet. They said he didn’t have a microchip. He’s probably a stray.” She was back to smiling down at the animal. 

“I don’t know if we can have a cat, though.” 

“Who’s ‘we’?” Bunnie glanced up at him, leaning against the door to shut it. “He can be my cat. I can ask Penny to watch him if need be.” 

“Alright, well, I tried to make dinner, but we know how I am with that.” Alexander put a hand to the back of his neck, blushing. 

“You should’ve waited until I got home, silly.” Bunnie moved past him, bumping him jokingly as she passed. Alexander sniffed and laughed. His nose wasn’t itching yet, but it sure as hell would be on fire in about 15 minutes. He watched as Bunnie gently set the tiny kitten on the floor and gave it a few scratches behind the ears. Alexander would admit; the cat was adorable, and Bunnie with the cat was even more adorable. It was hard for him to keep himself restrained and not pet the kitten with Bunnie. 

“Well, I don’t think you can mess up spaghetti.” Alexander joked, glancing over at the stove. There was a large cloud of steam coming up from the noodles, and the water was threatening to bubble over. “Shit, maybe you can.” 

“Oh my god.” Bunnie swiftly moves to the kitchen and takes the noodles off the burner. She goes to strain the water out, when- “Al, these are completely ruined.” 

“Did I burn them?” Bunnie looked back at Alexander, who was leaning over her shoulder, looking like a sad little kid. “They look fine to me!” 

“Alexander, look at this.” Bunnie picked up one of the scalding noodles, letting it disintegrate in her touch. “This is, like, baby food.” Alexander pouted, feeling the itch in his nose worsen. It wasn’t enough to make him sneeze, but it was enough that it commanded a portion of his attention. He deftly swiped a single finger under his nose, rubbing back and forth for a second. 

“Do you want me to make new ones?” He offered, glancing down at Bunnie. 

“No, I’ll whip some up. My Nonna is rolling in her grave over these.” Bunnie muttered under her breath. Alexander blushed as Bunnie moved around the kitchen, pouring new water into the pot, placing the noodles in, and tending to the sauce that was warming on the stovetop. It took about 5 minutes for the food to be prepared, and by that point, Alexander was really fighting off a sneeze. 

“Thanks Bhhh-” Alexander swiped a finger under his nose. “Thanks, Bunnie.” 

“Of course, Al.” She gave him a skeptical look, as she passed him a bowl of pasta. “You feeling okay?” 

“Me? Oh, I’m fine.” Alexander nodded, a bit too vigorously. His nose was teetering on the edge, and that shaking had made the tickle so much worse. 

“You look like you need to-” 

“hhHE’tschhT!” Alexander stifled a sneeze in between his fingers, willing the tickle to leave him alone, but his nose had other plans. The itch was building, alongside the congestion. 

“Sneeze.” Bunnie finished, rubbing her finger anxiously. She could tell something was wrong, but she couldn’t tell what. Alexander shot her a smile, rubbing the tip of his nose gingerly. “Are you catching a cold?”

“No, I don’t really catch colds.” Alexander said, taking his hand away from his nose cautiously. He needed to tread carefully, so as to not upset Bunnie - or so he was thinking. 

“Famous last words.” Bunnie muttered, filling her mouth full of pasta and chewing aggressively. 

“I’m fhhhh-! I’m fine, I promise.” He said, unconvincingly. His eyes were beginning to tear up and burn from the stifling and holding back. Bunnie had to use all the strength she could muster to not stare at her sneezy boyfriend. She didn’t think she’d ever get used to seeing him sneezing around her, especially when he’s so goddamn adorable. The meal came and went with only two more stifled sneezes from Alexander, and a lot of blushing from Bunnie. 

“Oh, I forgot. Did you want wine?” Bunnie grabbed the bowls and silverware from both of their places, placing them gently into the kitchen sink. She spun around on her heel as she posed the question to Alexander, who shook his head slightly.

“NhhhhH’TschhhT! Ugh… Sorry, no. It just makes me sneeze even more.” Alexander blushed profusely as he rejected her offer. Alexander was an incredibly shy person. Bunnie simply nodded, internally screaming. Her brain was on another level of excitement right now. 

“Then, movie?” She said, tapping his shoulder as she walked to the living room and sat on the couch. Alexander hesitantly followed suit, eyeing the cat in the corner of the room. He was awake, and seemed to stare right through the man’s facade. Bunnie flipped through the channels, and then squealed excitedly when she found her favorite Christmas movie had just started. Bunnie unconsciously snuggled up against Alexander, although she instantly regretted it when his breath started to hitch again. She could feel every single inhale, where it caught, and the raspy breathing that was getting progressively worse. “Are you okay?”

“Ohhh-! Yes. I’m ghhHH’ItschhHt!" Alexander pitched forward, his nose pinched between his thumb and forefinger. The motion had caught the attention of the kitten, who was now sauntering over towards them. Alexander sniffled thickly, and quietly ran his finger back and forth under his nose.

“Yeah, you sound great, too.” Bunnie joked as she scooped up Bruno; still oblivious. “Do you want some water?” 

“No.” Alexander said shortly. He reached his hand out and began gently patting Bruno’s back, in an attempt to feign innocence. His other hand was preoccupied with aggressively rubbing his nose, trying to quell the incessant itch. Bunnie watched her boyfriend sniffle through the congestion that was finally catching up to him. Alexander’s face screwed up, then he brought both his hands to his nose to catch yet another desperately itchy and wet sneeze. It was only afterwards that he realized his mistake; one of the hands he had just pressed to his face was coated with cat hair and dander. Bombarding his nose with allergens was the last straw, only resulting in an angry nose becoming angrier. 

Bunnie could do nothing but look on in surprise as her boyfriend released a seemingly endless stream of sneezes that seemed to fall over each other. Her brain was still too slow to make the connection between Bruno and the sneezes, but thankfully it was working just enough so she could grab some tissues for him. 

“hhhHEH’ETShhhH! ETshhhhH! Hihhh-eiCHhhIEW! ChhhH! ehhhH’Tschhh!” Alexander was frantically waving his hands around with each unstifled, powerful sneeze, tears spilling over his lash line. He refused the tissue, hopefully portraying how much he needed to get away from the cat that Bunnie had been petting all night. After a long minute of sneeze after sneeze after sneeze, Alexander excused himself to the restroom. Bunnie took a moment to compose herself before she followed him. 

“Al?” She knocked hesitantly on the door before opening it. Alexander was sitting on the floor, head resting against the wall, breathing through his mouth in between sneezes. Bunnie instantly felt awful for him, attempting to reach out and cup his cheek but he held up a hand as he sneezed 3 more times. 

“hHHE’eTTchh! TschhhT! P-please whhHIH’ENgggxt! Can you p-please wash yhhhh-! Your hands?” Alexander pressed a wad of toilet paper over his nose, trying to stop it from quivering so much. Bunnie did as she was told, blushing at the situation unfolding before her. 

“Poor babe.” She cooed, her clean hand touching his flushed cheeks. “I think you really are sick. You’re all pink.” 

“NhhHHE’eTcsH! No, I’m just ahhhhH! H’Itsch! TSchhT! I’m just allergic t-to cahhhh-!” Bunnie saw Alexander roll his eyes before he was pulled into another viscous fit of stifles. Once the words were processed, she instantly felt guilty. 
“Why didn’t you tell me?” She insisted, before interrupting his piss-poor attempt at speaking again. “No, wait. Let’s get you out of here.” 

Bunnie grabbed him by the waist and was trying to help him out of the apartment, but it was mostly just her giving him a hug as they both walked out. Once outside for a minute, Alexander’s sneezing slowed considerably, revealing how raspy and wheezy his breathing was. 

“Shit, Al! You didn’t tell me you had fucking asthma, too!” Bunnie said in surprise, quickly gearing up to take him to the emergency room. Alexander placed a weak hand on her shoulder, causing her to look back at him. 

“I don’t. I-hhhH! uUUH’tsCh! Tssschht-iew!” Alexander pinched his nose shut once again. “I don’t, it’s just my lungs getting tired.” 

“Why didn’t you tell me you were allergic to cats?” Bunnie asked, reaching out for his hand. He gladly intertwined his fingers with hers before speaking again. 

“Bruno was so cute and you were so cute with him. I couldn’t ruin your fuhHH! HHEIt’schh! Et’schh!” Alexander’s hitches were getting louder and more desperate with each passing minute. He released a series of allergic coughs that sounded as if they were sandpaper on his throat. 

“Let’s get you some meds, take you home, and I’ll get rid of Bruno before you come back.” Bunnie said, rubbing the back of her coughing boyfriend lovingly. He tried to smile up at her, but all he could manage was a pitiful series of wheezy hitches and another series of stifled sneezes. “That has to hurt, and it’s only making it worse!” 

“IhHH’tSchhuuu! Heh’schH! I’m okayhhH-!” Alexander’s hands reach up to clamp his nose shut once again. It was obvious that the power behind his sneezing was both making his eyes water unrelentingly, and was only adding to the building congestion in his sinuses. 

“Do you want to take a shower? Change clothes? I’m not sure exactly what to do in this situation but-” 

“ShhHHE’tchhH! A shower sounds great-” His voice cracks, and he's once again pulled into a fit of desperate sneezing. Bunnie felt her heart jump in her chest, both from pity and another feeling. She moved her hand from his back to his shoulder, inviting him to follow in her footsteps in standing up and going inside. He leaned on her a tiny bit as they walked up the stairs and to the bathroom. Every few steps Alexander would pause and stifle a string of impossible sneezes into his free hand. When this occurred, Bunnie would also pause and brace him just a little bit more. 

Once in the bathroom upstairs, Alexander is pinching his nose tightly, and leaning against the sink. Bunnie begins turning on the water, trying to make it hot enough so the steam would help clear his head, but also not hot enough to burn him. She turns to him after a moment. 

“It’s all ready for you.” She nods towards the shower that was beginning to steam behind her. Alexander smiled drowsily from across the room. His constant sneezing was catching up with him, draining the energy out of him. 

“Come in with me?” He said, reaching a hand towards her. Bunnie feels her face blush a deep red, unable to form any words. “Heh’Tschhhiuu! I wont ghhhH-! Oh, sorry, I won’t go without you.” Alexander shoots a goofy smile towards Bunnie. 

“No. Go wash up. I’ll get you meds and water.” Bunnie starts towards the door, but her hand is grasped in retaliation by her boyfriend. 

“Ihhhh-! hHET’schiuue!” Is all his retaliation becomes. This retaliation lands right into Bunnie’s hands. Her face flushes deeper, if that’s possible. “I said I’ll only shower with you.” His words are punctuated with thick, congested sniffles. 

“And I said no. Clear those sinuses of yours.” Bunnie pats his hand gently, trying her hardest to get out before he can do something that would make her heart beat even faster. She slams the door shut behind her, leaning against it tiredly. After a few minutes, Alexander’s sneezes were growing closer together, presumably from the steam clearing his congestion. Bunnie sighed. This boy was going to be the death of her.

 

basically what i'm saying is cat allergies are hot. and i can't not write a person who is allergic to cats every single time i write a fic. 

this is a one shot type fic, it doesn't have a sequel. i may or may not post more of these two in this thread, but i'm way more active on my tumblr and i've posted an intro for Bunnie on there as well as some other fics with these fuckers (and i've also written a few genshin things, which are pretty cute if i say so myself)

yep okay bye

[anna]

This is fantastic asdhklghhkl

[Beatris]

It is truly beautiful, I am stunned 💖

[Kolen]

Segc

I likey

[dominchoo]

thank you for the kind comments  you're all too sweet

 

heres another tiny little fic of my babes. 

i'm posting more, better stuff on my tumblr - feel free to follow to see my whore ramblings

 

title: Tender Loving Care

setting: after Bunnie has confessed her kink, Alexander was always happy to indulge her. They had recently moved in together after two years of being together. Cue silly, seccsy shenanigans between this two cuties

Bunnie: 23f, sneeze fetishist, works at a fashion company as a social media manager

Alexander: 22m, allergic to life (flowers and cats lol), famous model

 

On the weekends, Bunnie usually sleeps in. She revels in the afternoon sun that wakes her up every saturday. This weekend, however, Alexander was sleeping over. Because of this, she was already planning on getting up earlier to treat him to a homemade breakfast. However, it was her who was awoken rather than the other way around. Alexander had been trying to minimize his shaking of the bed with each sneeze, but it was all in vain. 

“Al, you okay?” Bunnie placed a gentle hand on one of his shivering shoulders. In between sneezes, he nodded his head vigorously. “I’ll be right back. Stay here.” 

Bunnie pushed herself up from the bed, and made a beeline for the bathroom. Her mind was set on finding some tissues, but the best she could find was toilet paper. She should probably stock up on something more comfortable for noses if Alexander was going to be staying over more regularly. But there was no remedying it now. Bunnie sat at the end of the bed, where - against her wishes - Alexander was now sitting upright. 

She passed him the toilet paper, which he graciously buried his quivering nose into. For a split second, Bunnie was able to catch a glimpse of his red, dripping nose before it was shrouded in paper. She had never had an affinity towards noses, but something about Alexander’s was tantalizing. 

“Thhhhh-!” Alexander tried to say, but was cut off by his own hitching breaths. Bunnie just shook her head as he fell into another volley of sneezes. They fell over each other, sounding so incredibly desperate and itchy. Bunnie shot him a sympathetic smile. 

“Don’t mention it, babe.” She placed a hand on his knee, reassuringly. She would be lying if she said she didn’t enjoy this part of their relationship - him sneezing and her getting to take care of him, of course. But Bunnie tried to keep her excitement in check, not wanting to enjoy her boyfriend’s suffering too much. 

“hhII’ITschhhiuue!” She could hear him still going at it through the walls. Alexander had finally gotten over his mental block of sneezing in front of Bunnie. He would still regularly stifle in public, even if it meant the fit would be prolonged by a considerable amount of time. Alexander was incredibly shy, and especially so with his allergies. It was something that Bunnie actually liked. She enjoyed being the only one to hear his ‘unrestrained’ sneezing - although it could hardly be described as such. 

“Meds.” Was all Bunnie said as she held out the glass of water and pills towards the miserable looking man. He took them and swallowed them quickly, nodding a thank you. Alexander was still half asleep, his eyes fluttering closed between every fit of sneezes. He laid back on the pillow, still exhausted. Bunnie flopped down next to him. “We can just stay here, if you’d like.” 

“Hhhh-hey Bun?” Alexander managed between sneezes. Bunnie turned on her side to face him. He had taken down the tissues from his face, attempting to give her a mischievous grin; in reality he was just slightly smirking through hitching breaths. His red, moist, quivering nose was on full display, the tissues being pressed against his chest instead. 

“Yes, Al?” 

“AhhhhHI’Tssshhhhue!… Am I ahhhh-ttractive?” Alexander asked, eyes struggling to stay focused on Bunnie’s face. Said face was becoming increasingly more blushed as she processed the words that had just come from her boyfriend's mouth. She stared back at him for a moment, a bit shocked he had played up the last hitch for her.

“Of course you are, Alexander.” Bunnie cooed after a moment of shock. She knew that he loved when she said his full name, and right now the teasing was running rampant. He responded by leaning over and digging his face into her shoulder. Alexander rubbed his nose on her shirt, accidentally getting a small film of mucus on it. “God, Al. Why are you teasing me so much?” 

“Mhhhh-maybe its not teasing but rahhhhhH’tSchhueee! But rather foreplay.” Alexander joked, looking up at Bunnie with his big puppy eyes. 

“You seem a bit worse for wear, Alex. Save that for some other time.” Bunnie said, putting her hands on his cheeks and planting a tiny kiss between his eyes, similar to what you would do with a dog. She watched as his pleading eyes turned into a pout, before his face screwed up with another fit of hitching. “Exactly. No complaining. We’ll wait until the meds kick in.” 

“Looohhhhh! hHi’Tschhh! Loser.” Alexander said, turning away from Bunnie, jokingly. Bunnie planted another kiss on the back of his head, ruffling his hair afterwards. He simply sighed a response. “Yhhhhh- You’re teasing me too much, BhhHH’Tsschhhiiuu! Bunnie.” 

“And what are you doing, my love?” 

“Sneezing?” He peeked over his shoulder back at Bunnie, who was now blushing profusely.

“Oh, shut up!” Bunnie laughed, playfully jabbing his shoulder. Alexander’s laughter sounded melodic in her ears. 

 

thinking ab this now, these should probably be moved to the drabbles section, if a mod wants to do that i would appreciate it!! 

[AntheaHolmes]

Oh the chemistry between these two. Amazing. The sneezes are great.