Girlfriend/wife with bigger sneezes than you

[Jack]

Hi everyone,

Apart from my sneezing fetish as such, I have always been turned on about women being bigger and physically stronger than men. Like the inversion of the traditional power dynamic. Thats why Im mainly into powerful wet female sneezes (as well as amazons and big feet on women).

That said, I consider it to be an enormous turn on when a woman has way bigger sneezes than her man (specially if she is also sneezier). I have some memories of men amused or surprised (or even scared) at their girlfriends sneezes and I was wondering how many (lucky) guys like this are here.

Any answer  ? 

 

[SFDON]

Guess I would be one of those lucky guys lol. My fiancée has powerful wet sneezes that are usually stronger than mine. She is also much sneezier than I am and comments how she sneezes all the time and I rarely do. She will definitely catch me off guard sometimes because they can be intense lol. In fact, I wrote a short obs  in another post about a week ago, when she sneezed in the car and startled me😂

[oOMariusOo]

I don't have an example of a possible sneezing girlfriend, but I have my neighbor across the street. She has a rather small physique, yet I have never heard anyone sneeze harder than her. I've heard it too rarely, but when she sneezes, I can tell you the whole street and probably even the streets next door would have heard her. It sounds like a sneeze mixed with a cry, it's very strange, but each time I feel my heart racing when she sneezes. 

[Infernal]

I don't have much to add to this, as I've historically dated men far more often than women, but I do love the inversion of the traditional power dynamic in most facets, including the kink. I prefer stronger sneezes from women and quieter sneezes from men and always have. 

[GeoffreyShawcross]

About ten years ago, I dated a women for a few years who had absolutely ENORMOUS sneezes. They were honestly incredible, these loud, hearty roars that were completely at odds with her tall, graceful look and personality. They'd begin as guttural roars "ARSHHHH" but then rise at the end in these loud but girly "OOOOOH!" 

 

The only tragedy was-

A. She was one of the least sneezy people I've ever known. We dated for two and a half years and I reckon I saw her sneeze less than a dozen times.

 

B. Her sneezes came with absolutely no warning or build up. She could be sitting chatring away completely fine and suddenly turn to one side, let rip, and turn back again. It made it hard to know when one was in the works!

 

A few years after we separated, I dated another girl for a few months who's sneezes almost preceded her. We met through a work colleague, and my colleague had already jokingly warned me about her sneezes! As we chatted over text between dates, she'd sometimes mention sneezing and the embarrassment she'd had that day when she'd sneezed at work/the gym/out with friends. Once or twice on Facebook, her sister would tag her in memes about loud sneezing. 

 

Sadly, things fizzled out between us before I heard the legendary results of a tickly nose!

[Jack]

Sorry for late reply.

Guys you made me so jealous ! XDD Like most of the womans I have been with barely sneeze at all (like not even once in months XD).

I do remember however about a friend of mine years ago with typical standard cough like sneezes. However, his back then girlfriend (petite german blond girl with quite a curvy body and 25 years old) had like one of the loudest sneezes I have ever heard. They were fully open mouthed and dry (which im not a fan of, but in her case it was like a pure scream of feminine fury XD).
I remember once I met her in an international event and we were sleeping in a gym with a lot of more people (like with sleeping bags) and she was with her friends. Suddenly, I heard a HUGE AAAAAARRSH with like 90% of the force in the voice and barely any spray at all. It echoed thorughout the whole gym (high ceilings and that). I turned in the direction and saw her, chest heaved, lungs full just in time to deliver a second AAAAAASSHH. It was beautiful.

I wonder how would those sneezes be if she make them wetter/spitty on purpose with all that power.

[SFDON]

3 hours ago, Jack said:

Sorry for late reply.

Guys you made me so jealous ! XDD Like most of the womans I have been with barely sneeze at all (like not even once in months XD).

I do remember however about a friend of mine years ago with typical standard cough like sneezes. However, his back then girlfriend (petite german blond girl with quite a curvy body and 25 years old) had like one of the loudest sneezes I have ever heard. They were fully open mouthed and dry (which im not a fan of, but in her case it was like a pure scream of feminine fury XD).
I remember once I met her in an international event and we were sleeping in a gym with a lot of more people (like with sleeping bags) and she was with her friends. Suddenly, I heard a HUGE AAAAAARRSH with like 90% of the force in the voice and barely any spray at all. It echoed thorughout the whole gym (high ceilings and that). I turned in the direction and saw her, chest heaved, lungs full just in time to deliver a second AAAAAASSHH. It was beautiful.

I wonder how would those sneezes be if she make them wetter/spitty on purpose with all that power.

A woman being a frequent sneezer isn’t everything I look for, but it is definitely a bonus. It’s one of the reasons why I approached my current fiancée now, I thought she was very cute and a good person, but the frequency and quality of her sneezes made her irresistible!

Now as for your friends gf, if her sneezes were wetter, I’m sure the wouldn’t be as loud because she wouldn’t yell as much but they would be that much better!