Worst sneeze you've ever heard?

[sneezeguy468]

Of course we all have found memories of the best sneezes we've heard. But what was the worst one you've ever heard (with the exception of family because we all know those are absolutely dreadful, unless there's one in particular)?

 

Mine is probably from this 65 year old woman I used to work with. She would SCREAM the "choo" part and it was revolting. It was so obnoxious. It sounded like she was literally trying to scream it as loud as she possibly could. And she was usually good for a few a day and it made me cringe every single time. 

[bingochamp7]

I had a friend in college whose sneezes made a sputtering sound. The beginning AH was ok, but the last part would sound like she was blowing raspberry. I found it so cringy back then and I had to do a good poker face anytime she sneezed. Luckily, she didn't sneeze much around me.

Edited March 10, 2022 by bingochamp7
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[sneezeguy468]

10 hours ago, bingochamp7 said:

I had a friend in college whose sneezes made a sputtering sound. The beginning AH was ok, but the last part would sound like she was blowing raspberry. I found it so cringy back then and I had to do a good poker face anytime she sneezed. Luckily, she didn't sneeze much around me.

oof... I know what you mean and yeah that's brutal. 

[bingochamp7]

On 3/6/2022 at 7:31 PM, sneezeguy468 said:

Mine is probably from this 65 year old woman I used to work with. She would SCREAM the "choo" part and it was revolting. It was so obnoxious. It sounded like she was literally trying to scream it as loud as she possibly could. And she was usually good for a few a day and it made me cringe every single time. 

I hate it when people scream the CHOO sound artificially. It’s hard to not show your discontent for the sneeze.

[Chanel_no5]

52 minutes ago, bingochamp7 said:

artificially

    Oh God, I just pictured someone screaming it in autotune, and I died.  

 

Worst sneeze I've ever heard was probably a very sudden, roaring (male) "BAAAAHH!" Not even a "choo", which at least would have turned it into a sneeze, albeit a hideous one. No. A sound like a really angry weresheep or something. 

[bingochamp7]

2 hours ago, Chanel_no5 said:

    Oh God, I just pictured someone screaming it in autotune, and I died.  

 

Worst sneeze I've ever heard was probably a very sudden, roaring (male) "BAAAAHH!" Not even a "choo", which at least would have turned it into a sneeze, albeit a hideous one. No. A sound like a really angry weresheep or something. 

Haha love the description of the angry weresheep. I heard this from many a male professors (usually late 50s and onward).