zneeze Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Parody of the chorus of "Just Give Me a Reason" by P!nk ft. Nate Ruess:Just give me a sneezin'Take a little bit of snuffJust one second when you're 'bout to explodeAnd I will make out with your noseYou'll look so goodGive in to your nose's itch like you shouldAnd I'll love the sneeze you snozeAnd I will maaake out with your noseWeird Al better watch his back.Edit to say: Feel free to post your own song parody snippet about sneezing if the desire and inspiration strikes ya! Link to comment
zneeze Posted June 4, 2013 Author Share Posted June 4, 2013 Thank you both! If anyone else gets the inspiration to contribute a sneeze fetish song parody, feel free! I don't want to hog the thread to my own glory! Link to comment
queergradstudent Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I'll definitely write some, but nothing's really coming to me at the moment :-) Link to comment
AppleBlossom Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 To the tune of the British national anthem:God save our gracious sneeze, Long live our noble sneeze, God save the sneeze! Gratitude will not diminish, Allergens is what for we wish,From the build-up to the finish,Cause I have a sneeze fetish!*runs away* Link to comment
smmoct3 Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 This is to the tune of "If You Were Gay" from the musical Avenue Q...this should be interesting...If you would sneezeI mean, just pleaseCause' I mean hey!Don't mind if I get in your wayBecause you seeIf it were meI wouldn't feel free to sayI had to sneezeBut I won't sneeze!I'm happyJust being with youHow much to I have to teaseJust to make you have to sneezeIf you would sneezeI'd shout, "Please!"And here I'd seizeThe moment you have to sneezeYou can count on meTo always tickle with leavesOr a breeze whatever you sayOnly if it's okayYou don't have to wheezeIt's in your DNA, just sneeze!If you would sneeze! Link to comment
zneeze Posted June 5, 2013 Author Share Posted June 5, 2013 These are really hilarious, guys! I probably won't come up with anything to top my own mediocre effort for a while! Link to comment
LoveFemaleSneezes Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 haha these are all soo funny Link to comment
zneeze Posted June 13, 2014 Author Share Posted June 13, 2014 The only "Let It Go" parody you ever needed:Let them go, let them goDon’t hold them back anymoreLet them go, let them goTurn to me and let them pourI don’t careIf you’re going to sprayLet your sneeze rage onA cold never bothered me anyway Yep, this was necessary, I really had to share this. Link to comment
rodakemopetojoen Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 (a friend of mine...who actually DOESN'T have the fetish came up with this, which I found weird but I'll share it)To the tune of 'lean on me'*ahem*Sneeze on me,When you've got a cold,I'll be your friend,I'll help you blow your nose,Now, it won't be long,'Til I'm gonna need,SOMEBODY TO SNEEEEEEZE ON!!!"EVERYBODY"(sorry, I got a bit carried away there ) Link to comment
PetalPunk Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 On 6/5/2013 at 9:20 PM, smmoct3 said: This is to the tune of "If You Were Gay" from the musical Avenue Q...this should be interesting... If you would sneeze I mean, just please Cause' I mean hey! Don't mind if I get in your way Because you see If it were me I wouldn't feel free to say I had to sneeze But I won't sneeze! I'm happy Just being with you How much to I have to tease Just to make you have to sneeze If you would sneeze I'd shout, "Please!" And here I'd seize The moment you have to sneeze You can count on me To always tickle with leaves Or a breeze whatever you say Only if it's okay You don't have to wheeze It's in your DNA, just sneeze! If you would sneeze! OMG! I literally just sang this to "If You Were Gay" and it totally works! nice job! ANd hilarious! Link to comment
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