You might be a sneeze fetishist if...

[Heathcliff]

Since the American Shepherd's recent attempt at a thread like this didn't quite get off the ground, let's have another go. I'll get us started.

You might be a sneeze fetishist if...

...you send your friends "Happy Hayfever Season" cards.

...you find pepper pots strangely erotic.

...you go into bookshops and find yourself looking for the "colds" section.

...you get excited by the sight of a YouTube video with no visuals.

Any more?

[Hedgehog]

...you go into bookshops and find yourself looking for the "colds" section.

I wished something like that would exist (I would hang around there all day. )

more... maybe...

...if you have a cold, your first thought is, how you cold give it to as many persons (of your preferred gender) as possible.

[smooshi]

... you have movies such as "Guys and Dolls" hidden out of your parents's sight, along with "Fatal Attraction", "The Man Who Fell on Earth" and the rest of the movies which are considered "erotic".

... the sentence "I hope you'll get better" you've told someone who told you about how bad their cold is was one of the greatest lies you've ever told.

... your porn is free, can be found on YouTube and it usually isn't flagged.

[Squadilah]

... The park is your favourite place to be in the summer

[tma]

<br />you have movies such as "Guys and Dolls" hidden out of your parents's sight, along with "Fatal Attraction", "The Man Who Fell on Earth" and the rest of the movies which are considered "erotic".<br />

YES!!

You cannot read certain children's books out loud for fear of dying and having the earth swallow you whole. Therefore you avoid reading them to kidlets, and/or you edit out certain things....

You find yourself watching otherwise crap movies/videos for... stuff.

You randomly write numbers in your notepad during lectures. (so I've heard :P )

You find yourself just WAITING for the release of "blooper" reels for certain shows/movies.

[OhDearBlessYou]

You live in a tropical country, and you're more than happy when the rainy season starts.

You live in a temperate country and your favourite seasons are, undoubtedly, spring and winter.

Your porn is "no graphy". It may be invisible too!

Your heart skips a bit and you turn around inmediately when you hear someone snuffily say "My allergies are killing me".

You hear more than three sneezes, you MUST KNOW who it is.

You've mastered a way to do "stuff" in public when you "observe something", without anyone noticing.

You get excited in more than one way when you see a red nose.

You find "it hard" to concentrate on an exam when everyone around you is sneezing.

You squee on the inside when your SO tells you they came down with a cold.

You ENJOY your colds.

[BikermousefromMars]

...you make a Sneezy dwarf costume every Halloween and keep it on a little while afterward with your Snow White.

[March Hare]

...you get a little hot and bothered every time you smell (or just SEE) mown grass.

[smooshi]

... you listen to all the songs on your playlist full blast- except for Please Mr Gravedigger. That one has to be listened on the lowest volume... in a dark room... when you're sure no one's listening...

[Hankysneeze]

......you are trying to buy new clothes and end up buying 20 new hankies instead.... Oops! Lol

[peach2218]

...you take accurate notes on your phone/notepad every time something fetishy happens in public- so you remember for future sharing.

[BrazilianGirl]

... Your heart stops when someone say: "I can't stop sneezing"

... When u question the person you're interesting in: "do u have allergies?"

[•.*°•☆. Q .☆•°*.•]

... you listen to all the songs on your playlist full blast- except for Please Mr Gravedigger. That one has to be listened on the lowest volume... in a dark room... when you're sure no one's listening...

...when you see this post and have to search that song immediately.

_{eta that i can not with that song oh my, i think i'm going to swoon}

[Heathcliff]

... you listen to all the songs on your playlist full blast- except for Please Mr Gravedigger. That one has to be listened on the lowest volume... in a dark room... when you're sure no one's listening...

...when you see this post and have to search that song immediately.

I did exactly the same thing!

[smooshi]

... you listen to all the songs on your playlist full blast- except for Please Mr Gravedigger. That one has to be listened on the lowest volume... in a dark room... when you're sure no one's listening...

...when you see this post and have to search that song immediately.

_{eta that i can not with that song oh my, i think i'm going to swoon}

*evil laugh*

[Sophie<3]

... when your boyfriend texts you "I think I'm coming down with something" and you drive to his place immediately, no matter what!!! (Even when you have to study for that one important exam...)

... when you write your teacher an anonymous "Thank you" card for placing that Kleenex box on the desk up front.

[Hedgehog]

... when your boyfriend texts you "I think I'm coming down with something" and you drive to his place immediately, no matter what!!! (Even when you have to study for that one important exam...)

I would do that, too (and I don't have the sneeze fetish. )

@smooshi - I didn't know this song either. It's wonderful. Thank you!

[Me4ever]

... you listen to all the songs on your playlist full blast- except for Please Mr Gravedigger. That one has to be listened on the lowest volume... in a dark room... when you're sure no one's listening...

...when you see this post and have to search that song immediately.

I did exactly the same thing!

Yup same here

[Jennifer]

... you listen to all the songs on your playlist full blast- except for Please Mr Gravedigger. That one has to be listened on the lowest volume... in a dark room... when you're sure no one's listening...

...when you see this post and have to search that song immediately.

I did exactly the same thing!

Yup same here

I did the same

I would do that, too (and I don't have the sneeze fetish. )

What fetish do you have?

[Hedgehog]

I would do that, too (and I don't have the sneeze fetish. )

What fetish do you have?

fever and caretaking (sorry for ot)

[The Dude]

the allergy aisle of Walgreens is like Elimidate...

[SapphiraNN]

... you listen to all the songs on your playlist full blast- except for Please Mr Gravedigger. That one has to be listened on the lowest volume... in a dark room... when you're sure no one's listening...

o.m.g. totally just bought that on itunes

You might be a sneeze fetishist if..

you have book-markers marking the parts where someone sneezes in your books

you watch a scene of a movie over and over again that has a sneezing scene in it

[ali_cat]

- Your ears bleed when a family member sneezes.

- Children sneezing makes you uncomfortable.

- Your friends and family comment how you never sneeze or get sick.

[smooshi]

... you listen to all the songs on your playlist full blast- except for Please Mr Gravedigger. That one has to be listened on the lowest volume... in a dark room... when you're sure no one's listening...

o.m.g. totally just bought that on itunes

What have I done?

I have no idea why are you so excited about that song, chaps. Is it the fake cockney accent?

[smooshi]

When you notice that someone has mild cold symptoms and you really look forward to seeing them again in two days due to the possibility of their condition worsening and/or potential observation material, but instead they just recover completely and you're like:

"Yeah... enjoy your good health you bitch."