Bongo Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I asked for fandoms to write, remember? Well the first one I got was aSpike fic from Buffy. Just a warning though: These aren'tmasterpieces. They're just me wanting something to write for an houror two. That being said, I hope you like it anyway. And they aren'tgetting names. They'll just be FOR Person. And on a side note, I wasbored the other night, so I made a freewebs site of everything I'vewritten. I know it's not much, but I plan to write a lot more thissummer. I'll do all the requests I got (even the female ones, whichwill be weird for me). The only one I will not do is a Wilson fic.Can't do it, sorry. So check it out: Ignore the corny titleTitle: For ShadowcastAuthor: MeFandom: BtVSDisclaimer: I don't own Buffy the Vampire Slayer.Summary: A little amusement goes a long way...Buffy Summers was sad. Well, not sad exactly, more likecontemplative. Actually, she was both sad and contemplative. She wassitting on her front steps contemplating the options she had after ithappened. It of course being her undead boyfriend having sex with herbest guy friend's ex-fiancé on a table in the magic box. Only thingwas, thinking about it made her sad.It was probably her fault. She could try to blame it on the fact thatbeing undead he had no soul, and therefore no sense of right andwrong, but deep down she knew it was because she had hurt him. Thelook in his dark eyes when she told him she didn't love him stillhaunted her. But as much as she wanted it to mean something to her,every time she thought of that look, she remembered how she felt whenit happened and felt a surge of anger."Want me to dust him for you?"Buffy looked up at her new company. "Hi Xander.""Hi Buffy." He sat down next to her. "Want me to dust him for you?""What are you talking about?""You're sitting on the stairs outside in the middle of the nightinstead of patrolling, so something must be bothering you," herdark-haired companion explained, "and considering the recent eventswe've all borne witness to, I assume it's Spike. So I repeat for thethird time: Want me to dust him for you?"Buffy shook her head. "No. At least not right now. I just want tofigure what to do about everything, you know?"He nodded grimly. "I do know.""I'm sorry about Anya," Buffy told him. "I guess she really does likevengeance.""We sure know how to pick `um, don't we?" he asked. Buffy nodded."I have an idea," he announced, standing up suddenly and jogging backto his car, because no one walked around Sunnydale after dark."What is it?" Buffy called after him. He just waved his hand at herand continued with out answering. Buffy shrugged and went back to herthoughts.**********Xander opened the door to the Magic Box and cringed at the ding itmade to signify his presence. He'd forgotten it did that. So much fora covert entrance."What are you doing here?" Anya spat from behind the counter where shesat reading `Finance Weekly'. "You aren't welcome here, get out."Xander cringed at her searing tone. "I'm here to get some magicsupplies. It's a free country, I can practice black magic anywhere Ilike. You don't have the right to refuse me that.""Fine," she agreed curtly, "just hurry up."Xander definitely had no intention of spending any more time therethan absolutely necessary, not after it happened. So he quickly foundthe ingredients he needed and the spell book he wanted, paid, andhurried out.Back at his basement apartment, he got to work. A little werewolfblood here, a little pollen of the Japanese geranium there, the rightincantation: that monster would learn to hurt his friend and corrupthis girlfriend.**********It was cold out. Really really cold. Xander had been standing out inthe really really cold for almost an hour, waiting by Spike's crypt inthe cemetery. He really should have been back by now, Xander keptthinking. He had a chip in his head, so he wasn't out hunting. Heruined any semblance of a relationship he had ever had with Buffy, sohe wasn't with her. It was truly mind boggling."Harris, what are you doing at my crypt?"Xander tried to stop shivering and look tough when he heard Spike'svoice. "We need to talk," he stated in what he hoped was a strongenough voice Spike wouldn't think to argue. Turned out it was, asSpike shrugged and didn't slam the door behind him. Not exactly afriendly invitation, but it would do."Where were you?" he demanded as he followed the vampire into the darkand not much warmer crypt.Spike held up a jar of pig's blood. "Butcher.""Are you sure it isn't human blood?" Xander asked."Do I look like I'm in pain?" Spike drawled, looking bored. He rolledhis eyes at Xander's skeptic _expression. "Here," he said, tossing himthe jar.Xander caught it with the tips of his fingers and dropped it again. Ithit the ground but didn't break, so he picked it up and unscrewed thelid and pretended to study the thick red liquid inside whilesurreptiously pouring into it some powder from the vile he had tuckedin his sleeve. When he was done, he handed the jar back to Spike."Looks like pig blood to me," he admittedSpike took a long gulp. "Well I told you that, didn't I?"Xander nodded. "That you did. Well I gotta go. Bye." He made a madbreak for the exit, leaving a very confused Spike behind him.**********The next morning as Buffy was pouring milk into her bowl or cheerios,she heard frantic knocking on the front door. Curious, she shoveled aspoonful of cereal into her mouth and approached the door. Glancingout the peephole, she saw it was Spike, wrapped in an army blanket tokeep the sun off, but still smoking a little.She swallowed the mass of food in her mouth as she pulled open thedoor. "What the hell do you want?" she asked."Invite me in," he gasped. When she didn't do anything, he repeated"Invite me in."Buffy sighed. "Fine," she muttered, "come in."He didn't need to be told twice. He pushed past her to get out of thesun, closing the door behind him. Buffy put her hands on her hips andglared at her former vampire boyfriend. "Well?" she demanded."There's something wrong with me," he told her, sounding scared."That's old news Spike," Buffy told him, "why are you bothering mewith it now?""No," he argued, "there's really something wrong with me. I've beenhot and cold all day, and sneezing all the time. Do you have any ideahow weird it is to sneeze after over a century of not having to breathe?""Are you trying to tell me you're sick?" Buffy giggled."Yes," he admitted snappishly, "and you find it funny?""Yes," she agreed, "I find it very funny."Spike growled at her. "You have a lot of nerve slayer," he spat, "Icome to you in my moment of need and you just….HETCHOO! ETCHAOO!" Hisface went demon as he sneezed, and he shook it back to normal beforecontinuing, not smirking inwardly like he usually did as Buffycringed. "And you just laugh at me. What's I ever do to you?"Buffy raised her eyebrows, all sense of mirth gone now and replaced bysheer anger. "What did you do?" she repeated, "What did you DO?!"Spike took an involuntary step back. "You had sex with Anya on a tableat the magic box, does that ring a bell?"Spike raised his hand, turned to the side and sneezed roughly oncemore, muffled in the sleeve of his duster "Exxcht!" He turned back toher once his demon face was gone again, and continued the argument."You dumped me Buffy," he reminded her, "I can very well shag anyone Iwant. And if I recall, that bloody git you call a friend had left herat the alter, so she didn't have any thing to hold her down either.Nothing wrong with two people taking a little comfort in each other.""You're not a person," Buffy said quietly, "you're a demon.""Well I feel like a human," he groaned, coughing into a fist andshivering. Then a though occurred to him. "How do you know we did itanyway? Did Anya kiss and tell?"Buffy shook her head. "Remember the camera the geek trio planted at myhouse? There was one at the Magic Box too."Spike paled, which was a feat considering how bloodless he wasnaturally. "So you saw?"Buffy nodded. "I saw, Xander saw, Willow and Tara, Dawn""Li'l Bit?" Spike gasped. Buffy nodded again. He groaned, "she didn'tneed to see that.""Neither did I," Buffy added.Spike groaned again, and snapped forward with another sneeze. "Atchuu!"This time he didn't seem to realize his demon face was on, or he wastoo tired to care, but Buffy didn't enjoy looking at it. "Spike you'rea demon," she informed him."We've been over this," he rasped, coughing again."No," Buffy clarified, "I mean you face."Spike morphed back to his human face, rubbing his temples tiredly.Buffy was really beginning to feel sorry for him . He really did seemlike a human. A sick human."Come on," she ordered, pulling on his arm. He didn't put up a fight."Where are we going?" he inquired," cause remember-vampire?""We're not going outside," Buffy assured him, "I'm taking you to lieon the couch.""Why?"Buffy was about to answer him, but he answered himself by sneezingharshly three more times. "He'Atchoo! Hetchoo! ETCHUU!"Buffy didn't look at him, knowing what he probably looked like, justmumbled "bless you," and pushed him down on the couch and chucked hisblanket and some pillows from the chair at his head.The doorbell rang then, and Buffy went to answer it, leaving Spike todetangle himself from his blanket.It was Xander. "Hi Xander," Buffy greeted, "What are you doing here?"He shrugged. "Just came to check up on things. What's up?""Spike's sick," she told him. He didn't look surprised, which made hersuspicious. "You don't look surprised," she accused him, "what did youdo?""What makes you think I did something?" he defended, "people get sick.""Vampires don't."She had a point there. "They do when you give them a magical coldvirus," he informed her.Buffy slapped his arm. Hard. "Owwww," he groaned, "what the hell wasthat for?""That was for making Spike sick," she snapped, as they heard Spikesneeze again from the living room, though he appeared to be asleep."It's just a cold Buff," Xander assured her, "not some deadly parasiteor a blood allergy.""Why'd you do it?" she asked, arms crossed."Well I did it for some amusement for you," he admitted, "but it seemslike something else was achieved here today.""What?" she snapped, "we learned about your sick sense of humor?"No," he said. "Tell me this: why are you so mad I made him sick?"Buffy opened her mouth to answer, then closed it again. She didn'thave an answer. "It's because you care about him," Xander told her."You got the answer you needed. As much as I hate to think it, you andSpike really do love each other." He grimaced. "Just try to love eachother where there are no cameras, ok?" Link to comment
Bridge Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Excellent story! Great job with the characters! I for one would LOVE to read more!!!!Bridge Link to comment
tma Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 I can't believe that I didn't really read this before. I don't know the fandom really- but this just was Really good. The interactions, the decription, the dialogue.I am now going to go back through and read All of your stories even if they are unknown fandoms to me or things that I know but don't associate sf thigns with.Keep up the wonderful job! Link to comment
crashintome Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 i love this!!! i love the way his demon comes out when he sneezes that was such a good idea!! and very hot to Link to comment
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