Kiwifruit's drabble challenge thread :D

[Kiwifruit]

After moaning about all the irritating drabble threads drowning out the rest of the stories, I'm gonna join in with them and start my very own drabble thread! xD This is part of Dove and Natto's Drabble Challenge - I'll follow these 100 prompts, bolding them as I complete them. I'll try to keep between 100-300 words, but will probably go over occasionally xD

The prompts:

1. Kink 2. Science Fiction 3. Frightened 4. Fake 5. Pencil 6. Squint 7. Misplaced 8. Joy 9 . Touched 10. Cough 11. Hot/Cold 12. Sin 13. Care 14. Frail 15. The End 16. Three 17. Never 18. Midnight 19. Promise 20. Fight 21. Pollen 22. Embarrassment 23. Alcohol 24. Mask 25. Mistake 26. Suspicion 27. Disagreement 28. Assignment 29. Purple 30. June 31. Calculating 32. Fall 33. Cry 34. Relief 35. Breath 36. Miserable 37. Chocolate 38. Violent 39. Muffle 40. Swift 41. Run 42. Poison 43. Contagion 44. Tissue 45. Sore 46. Enraptured 47. Wary 48. Pathetic 49. Sweat 50. Gentle 51. Milk 52. Ravenous 53. Blanket 54. Needles 55. Sports 55. Ruin 56. Lovely 57. Hospital 58. Annoying 59. Mother 60. Bike 61. Idiot 62. Puppy 63. Control 64. Unfair 65. Similarities 66. Raincoat 67. Worship 68. Attitude 69. Fuck 70. Confession 71. Floor 72. Remedy 73. Don’t 74. Ego 75. Heartless 76. Lullaby 77. Secret 78. Shut Up 79. Music 80. Grudge 81. Solitude 82. Magic 83. Dirty 84. City 85. Teacher 86. Sky 87. Hypocrite 88. Tattoo 89. Money 90. Childhood 91. Goodbye 92. Victory 93. Weather 94. Photo 95. Rage 96. Internet 97. Fashion 98. Favor 99. Lazy 100. Airplane

Aaand the first drabble:

Unfair – 232 words.

You know how some people just sneeze and sneeze until their eyes are streaming and their noses pink? How some people, once they start, can’t stop? How some people are set off at the first hint of pollen in the air, or a cat three rooms over?

I am the complete opposite. Nothing makes me sneeze! I have no allergies. My immune system is made of steel. I will occasionally feel that blissful tickle and finally let loose a wonderful, spine-tickling explosion of damp air – but never more than one. Okay, maybe two in a row every now and then when a particularly bad cold gets to me – but never one of those desperate fits that racks the body until the sneezer is out of breath and in dire need of a tissue to wipe their streaming nose and eyes.

No matter what I try – pepper, or twisting a tissue up my nose to irritate the lining – I can’t seem to accomplish my goals of experiencing, just once, a truly helpless fit. It frustrates me no end, and I long for those glorious eruptions to pour out of me, one after the other, unable to do anything but respond to the needs of my body. Then those who do get to experience this wondrous reflex to the utmost – they complain about it, lamenting their allergies or sensitive nose. It’s unfair, isn’t it?

[Dye]

This drabble has seriously just described me. :'D Please, keep writing, you're a wonderful writer!

[Butch]

Kiwifruit - NICE. I like it. Can't wait to read more of your drabbles.